Linux suXors!!!

Posted by Razor ® , Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:52:14 Post Reply   Forum
Tomorrow would have been the day...

500 days uptime on my linux box!

The day before yesterday, I checked the uptime the same as I had nearly every day for the last two weeks....
497 days it told me.

YES! Only 3 more days until I hit the magic number 500!
I was going to have an uptime party like no one has ever seen! There would be beer, and fragging, and kernel hacking... yep, only 3 more days...


A few hours later, I had that sweet uptime on my mind, so I checked it again (just to confirm that I wasn't dreaming)...

2:03


WTF???


The whole world around me seemed to freeze...


I entered the uptime command again...


2:04


2 hours 4 minutes??? What the hell was going on?

I checked again, and again...and again....MY 497 DAYS OF SWEET UPTIME WAS GONE!!!!


I checked the power, I check the connections, I checked everything..... What had happened??? How could my machine have possibly rebooted itself???

Then it dawned on me that I was still logged in and my X session was still running...

WTF?

My machine hadn't rebooted at all....

My mind raced as I tried to come up with a plausible explanation....


Had someone haXored my box? What kind of a sick *&$!#%& would hack a box and wipe out 497 days of uptime???

I spent the next hour going through the logs looking for some kind of evidence of unauthorized entry. There were tons of failed attempts and countless worms, but nothing indicated an intruder’s success. Could someone have gotten in and wiped any evidence from the logs??? hmmm....seemed like a lot of trouble just to deny me the pleasure of the 500 day mark.

Finally, a quick search on Google provided me with the answers I was looking for....


As it turns out, the linux kernel has a bug...
After 497 days, 2 hours, 27 minutes and 53 seconds the uptime is reset.


<CARTMAN VOICE>GAWWWDAMMIT!!!!</CARTMAN VOICE>

Needles to say, the party's cancelled.
It's just not the same to say "Yeah, my box has been up for 500 days..uhh, but it only shows 3."
....*sigh*....


So, this is just a warning to everyone out there...
If you're planning a 500 day uptime party, don't &*!%@ bother.


- Razor



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