Rappablords Online

	Apr 19, 2000	Spitfire
	I think I'm just going to have to let Audiophile take control of this site because lately he's been providing 95% of my 'original' content. Anyhow, today he has provided me with this wonderful video of some kid hitting another kid really hard in the head with a shovel. Now if that aint good clean family fun, what is?? Don't try this at home.

Apr 18, 2000

Spitfire

Well, turns out that Razor is NOT having an online party after all so I guess I got all your hopes up. :(

Need some companionship? Well do I have something for you! Depending on your needs and what you are willing to pay, here are your two choices:

Would you like a lady to accompany you for the night, AND do you math homework as well? If so, check out Calculusgirls.com

Perhaps you are looking for someone more sophisticated, educated, refined and pure. Perhaps you have so much money you don't know what to do with it. If so, Anne Marie is the one for you. For the low, low price of $7000US/night

Don't forget about the 4th annual gay and lesbian music awards hosted by none other than Bruce Vilanch!! Who is he? Click on the link and find out.

Ok, Dog Pound just gave me shit for not knowing who Bruce Vilanch is, so I am sorry. Apparently he writes material for some of the top gay comedians around the world.

As Razor has informed me that I am falling back to ripping off other sites again (those escort links were ripped from mrp). So here is a 'new' link from jayb. It's a site all about tricking people over icq/irc to give out their credit card numbers, etc. Quite hilarious...read the #1 story PROGRAM_SEXBOT where the guy actually tricks another guy into thinking he's an automated sex robot.

Thats it for now. sheeesh what a long week. Sorry for the lack of quality updates.

	Apr 17, 2000	Spitfire
	Another week, 4 more exams. News of the week: Razor is hosting a huge keg party to which all of Saskatoon is invited. If you can't make it, you can watch it live via his webpage! For those of you looking for jobs in the computer industry, it is a wise idea to steer away from help desk jobs. You wanna know why? Listen to this to find out. Some links for ya curtosy of Audiophile: Super Bubble Wrap -- For those of you who like to pop bubble wrap Adventures of Pico -- Interactive bloodthirst game. You have to see this! Barfman -- More Java games. Try this if your a python fan The Sperm Game -- A sexual awareness Java applet game

	Apr 14, 2000	Spitfire
	Dog Pound is harping on me to do an update (even though I'm in the middle of studying for an awful marketing final) so here it is. Hmmm....lets see what we have today. Here's a new rip-off of the wazzup video, it's actually quite surprisingly terrible but check it out anyways. If you haven't seen the original Superfriends rendition you can also check it out here For the link of the day, graciously submitted by Audiophile check out the Telebubby Fun Land I really need some help with the comic strips or you won't be seeing many more of them! Just send them in! Also, Blue4130 is going to be getting his own section soon, as soon as he decides what he wants. Watch for it! Here's a link to a pretty funny page on the microsoft page. Seems they aren't quite sure which way the earth spins :) Read it here

Apr 13, 2000

Spitfire

Well I may be busy but I haven't forgotten about you dedicated readers!! Today we have some special sick downloads straight from JayB I normally wouldn't put this up but he threatened to lash me with his Cat 5 whip so I succumbed. Here it is but don't watch it if you have a light stomach.

As we seem to have a theme for today, why don't you head on over to the link of the day, createafart.com. Good educating goodness.

Good news, today there will be two links of the day! I just found out from Dog Pound that Wesley Willis has his own webpage. If you haven't already, check out his hit Vampire Bat, then check out the lyrics to some of his other songs. Any similarity?

On another note, Blue4130 is back online (aka Vance/Class None). He seems interested in having his own section on rappablords. I'm hoping he will reveal to me an article soon as we really need one! Bug him on ICQ to help me out, #22394977

And while your sitting there, take this eye test to make sure your not blind

	Apr 12, 2000	Spitfire
	Well, as the week goes by I am getting more and more lazy in terms of this site. Actually, I just don't have the time. I added the downloads section under archives in the left menu bar. There you can download all the fun stuff I have posted since the site went up Oh yes, and I shant forget the terrible new joke for today. That is all

Apr 11, 2000

Spitfire

For all you fans of the 'WAZZZUP!' Budweiser guys, here's their latest commercial. I was looking for this clip all over but Mark finally found it for me. Thankx Mark!

Today's mp3 is sung by none other than Mr. T himself. Dog Pound helped me find this one, it's called Treat your mother right. When looking for this song I came across a few other Mr. T sites that might interest you. Particularily, Mr. T vs. Everything which has a huge archive of comics of Mr. T battling everyone from the Dukes of Hazzard to Britney Spears. This site is also part of the Mr. T Webring, so you best be checkin' that out as well foo!

Ever wonder if there's any coke left in that Coke machine down the hall? Don't want to get up and check yourself? Well, you can make one of your friends go check for you, or you can check this list of internet-accesible coke machines. Cudos to Razor for the link

To contridict mrp's contridiction of my contridiction of mrp's contridiction, I am right and he is wrong. Period.

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