May 26, 2000

Spitfire


What a busy day! First I get slaughtered on a terrible networking exam (terrible because I didn't really study for it and it was harder than usual), then I have to set up for grad all night. 8:00 rolls around and I realize that since I am the M.C. (along with Blaine) I am going to have to come up with some sort of speech. D'oh. Guess this is what you call the last minute huh?

Because of this whole graduation mess I'm not going to have a very impressive update today (sorry) but since school will be officially over, I promise to come up with something good by Monday. I won't be seeing much more of Larmal or JayB anymore in person but the EJ<->Rappablords war shall continue.

VOLENTI NON FIT INJURIA

Yeah, think about it...

Unit3 forwarded me an article about the new Voodoo5 card form 3dfx. Sounds pretty impressive:


"Basically, at E3, we had a room dedicated to a "challenge". In it we had identically configured WinPC's running our V5 and their GeForce 2. We didn't identify which machine was which. Then we asked all the media in attendance to individually take the challenge and tell us which they'd rather use. Needless to say the answer was V5!!

I think I may just have to pre-order one of these things...

Anyhow, the war between Extreme Jerks and Rappablords is far from over as Jay B has produced another truely horrible comic depicting me having gay sex with JC. He also tried to make some lame excuse for not updating yesterday AT ALL. What a fag. Either way, watch for a comic to appear soon.

May 25, 2000

Spitfire


As many of you may know, I was once a good friend of both JayB AND Larmal. In fact, we went to school together, had a little fun, and hey we even killed a 1st year student together and sacrificed his remains to the instructors. You'd think something like that would keep friends together forever, but some things are inevitable.


Larmal
What happened? Well, I've never really had anything against Larmal, except for the fact that he slept with my girlfriend, which made me mad for a second until I realized that this meant that he probably wasn't gay, but I still call him gay anyways. JayB however, now there is a troublemaker. He sits there surfing the internet all day, ranting about how EJ is the best site around even though it takes 1/2 hour to load the page and the php never works and he doesn't even have a real email account anymore and the DNS is not updating and the new layout isn't up yet and his family isn't coming to grad and Larmal is sick again, etc, etc. It just gets so sickening. Everyone knows Rappablords is better than Extreme Jerks anyhow. Well, everybody that matters...
JayB

But enough of that, I have a final to study for and a graduation to plan and that takes time! Meanwhile, entertain yourself with this video of how not to kayak, or the latest terrible joke.

May 24, 2000

Spitfire


Ahhhhh so Extreme Jerks has tried to outdue me with a softcore pr0n day of their own!! Hehehe, well we'll see what I can do about that. And besides, at least my bandwidth is decent enough for someone to load my page without having to drink two cups of coffee in the meantime

UNSTOPABA'!!

Damnit I was going to explain just how much school sucks right now because of exams, project, and grad stuff but I realized that Jay has already complained about that today. Even so, its pretty terrible and the worst part is that I don't yet have a job. I think its because people don't like me. I mean even Landon got a letter back from one of the places he applied to (and I applied as well). It may have something to do with the fact that I am black, too. I mean come on, give a nigga' a break.

UNPERSECUTABA'!!


Clean Family Fun
Also, I have been receiving more and more complaints lately about the content of my site. On one side I have YC complaining that my site is "gross, repelling and unacceptaba', and on the other side I have everyone else demanding that I turn into some sort of hardcore pr0n site. You want to know why I don't show hardcore pr0n? Because family oriented responsible individuals like YC read this site daily and are offended by such material! Rappablords is about clean, healthy family fun. That is all.

Dirty Family Fun
UNDENIABA'!!

Some of you readers may remember the previous version of this site, and may also remember the "CST Instructor Cards" which got me in a lot of trouble. At the time we had promised to publish the "CST Student Cards" as well but until now it was not completed. Thanks to a lot of work by __SPACE__, we now have them up in very rough layout. You can find them on her webpage.

Take a look at this fine clip from one of the stupid marketting videos that we were forced to watch in class. Its almost as good as this one

I'm pretty impressed at how well my server is doing considering it finds more and more errors on the hard drive every 10 seconds. Good ol' Linux

There is also a new comic today. wow.

May 23, 2000

Spitfire


PIKE LAKE 2K



I'd have to say that, overall, this year's pike lake trip was a success. Friday night was probably our highest turnout (also the night we got the most amount of noise violations). Saturday night was a little more mellow but was fun nonetheless.

Memorable Quotes

Morning after drinking 4 litres of Tequila in one chug:

YC: I can't believe I can't remember anything from last night

On 'why men are so fascinated by breasts':

Blue4130: they're just so fun to squish

On camping in general:

soul_d: it's just so intents

On why he didn't come:

unit3: I had to have an emergency apendectomy

On why he purchased 2 $7 spinny flowers and an old man's hat:

Dog Pound: I am not gay


I also have some videos that were filmed at Pike Lake 2k. Unfortunately, we had some battery trouble so we were very limited as to what we could film. Also, during the night (when all the cool stuff happened), we couldn't really see anything in the camera anyways. These videos along with more pix can be found in the Pike Lake 2k Images/Video Gallery

YC drank a little too much on friday night and as a result can't remember anything after that point (about 4 hours worth). Everybody thought he had dissapeared at one point but we found him laying on the hood of Dog Pound's car. This is our conversation (he probably doesn't remember this either)

So in the end it was an eventful trip. I will have some more stills up when I develop them. Also, apologies to Mark and Javagirl who came all the way out to see us and the conservation officers wouldn't let them in. It was nice to see Chris come in from Ontario as well.

May 19, 2000

Spitfire


Today is the day, I'll see ya'll out at Pike Lake hopefully! If your coming out but you don't know where to look don't forget to phone 241-5440...there will be a recorded message there describing where we are plus any details (like if we've been kicked out yet or not)

Dog Pound. This will be his last article on this subject. Why? Because the content is getting more and more iffy and Dog Pound just keeps getting worse as well. So basically I encourage these two to write some new articles!!! No more fat chicks, scat pr0n, retard pr0n, etc...

Ever wanted to know where YC lives? Here's a map to his town of Marcelin. ROCK ON!!

Blue4130 sent me an email today, it seems he's mad that I accused him of not researching the information in his article:

You want to know what kind of research i did for my article....well i banged 20 chicks out side of the Bez and only 3 said "OH GOD!!!" the rest said "You're MY Daddy"

Nuff said.

There is a new Terrible Joke today and it is really truely terrible, thats for sure.


mrp: "ummm what IS she trying to do..."

Since today is departure day I suppose I should remind everyone that the Pike Lake informational hotline phone number is 241-5440. The phone probably won't be on, but there will be a message regarding our location and any other important details. Looks like the weather is gonna kick ass too :). I don't have a comic up yet today but that is because Unit3 promised me one so I'm waiting on it.

SEE YOU ALL AT THE LAKE!!!

If all goes as planned, I will return with photos and videos so that those who were unable to attend can still witness the greatness that IS PIKE LAKE 2000.

Also, I would like to mention that Extreme Jerks has finally mentioned me in an update. About freakin' time considering 90% of their hits come from this freakin' site. Sheeesh. Now if they wren't such fags their site might be alright.

May 18, 2000

Spitfire


Today was an especially long day at school. Perhaps thats just because its almost at an end...I should just take Jay's attitude and just not show up anymore.

The folks at AntiMTV.com have come up with a hilarious video conerning Metallica and their lawsuit against Napster. This is extremely hilarious, you must watch it.

Had enough of the whole religion issue yet? First you heard it from YC, then you heard it from Blue4130. Now I present to you probably the most intelligent article this site has ever had, and will ever have. Prepared for you last night by Soul Devourer, our newest article: An Open Letter to the Unfaithful. This site is slowing turning into a religious discussion board.

I'm still planning on creating a discussion board for rappablords, but until then you'll just have to occupy yourself with something else. YC complained yesterday about the 'advertisement' i put up for Busch with the guy puking all over the place. He said it was too harsh.

AND DOG POUND WONDERS WHY I WON'T POST PICTURES OF SCAT PORN.

soul_d has asked me to display the following regarding the Pike Lake trip, so listen up!

Pike Lake Information Hotline.
Phone for recorded messages regarding updates and site locations
Hot line goes live at 4PM CST
(306) 241-5440

also:

FORD CAR - 50 BUCKS
(306) 230-6173

Thats it for today...tomorrow Audiophile is moving here. Wahoo! He has requested that I tell everyone that his email is officially changing to mackfrenzy@hotmail.com. I can't believe that name wasn't already taken...sure beats my old spitfire3850328@hotmail.com.

May 17, 2000

Spitfire


I knew I was off to a good start yesterday when I realized at about 3:00PM that I had forgotten to show up for court at 8:00AM...

Boy do we have a fun-filled update today!! First of all Blue4130 has finally submitted his newest article. I'm not sure exactly what kind of 'research' he claimed he was doing. Anyhow its a bit of a poke at YC's article from way back. Enjoy Audiophile sent me an urgent message about the Pike Lake trip. I don't want to paraphrase it so here it is:

Heya Spitfire

A busload of Taiwaneese tourists stopped in front of my place and they can't get the bus started so they're staying at my place. They would like to know if they can come with me to Pike Lake. I will now hand the keyboard to Wing-Nup Chan. "Hi we's go flying bus to Sakaston with bitch tit tour guide for time. Cook we can Taiwaneese food for all the troops. I am job." There you go, it's your decision, you're the co-ordinator.... TAIWANEESE FOOD FOR ALL!

The answer is yes, we can always use more Taiwaneese food. Bring all of them.

Dog Pound would like to send out a message to his missed friend and musical partner, Ritz, who is currently in Australia. Here is his message.

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Anyhow, for videos today Razor has submitted The Platrix - basically "The Matrix" but with South Park characters. Its actually pretty damn good. If you don't like it then you can go to hell.

I'm currently working on setting up a rappablords discussion/message board. I think this would be the best solution for Audiophile and Dog Pound's arguements. This will also provide a chance for the readers to express their opinions. Hehehehehe....

DOG POUND HAS OFFICIALLY DEEMED ME A CHICK HOGGING, FUDGEPACKING GAYFAGGER

Does everybody remember that old Dr. Seus cartoon "The Grinch"? Well, Jim Carrey is starring in a new movie based on the cartoon. Check out the trailer


Busch - The drink of Champions

Well...thats about it for today. Don't forget that this week is PIKE LAKE COMIC STRIP week. This comic strip series will predict the events of the upcoming Pike Lake trip. Oh and by the way, so far the weather forcasts have been favorable so all we can do is keep our fingers crossed. The Saint has agreed to supply women to please Dog Pound's hunger

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