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 | May 25, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | As many of you may know, I was once a good friend of both JayB AND Larmal. In fact, we
went to school together, had a little fun, and hey we even killed a 1st
year student together and sacrificed his remains to the instructors. You'd
think something like that would keep friends together forever, but some
things are inevitable.
 Larmal |
What happened? Well, I've never really had anything against Larmal, except for the fact that
he slept with my girlfriend, which made me mad for a second until I
realized that this meant that he probably wasn't gay, but I still call him
gay anyways. JayB however,
now there is a troublemaker. He sits there surfing the internet all day,
ranting about how EJ is the best
site around even though it takes 1/2 hour to load the page and the php
never works and he doesn't even have a real email account anymore and the
DNS is not updating and the new layout isn't up yet and his family isn't
coming to grad and Larmal is
sick again, etc, etc. It just gets so sickening. Everyone knows
Rappablords is better than Extreme Jerks
anyhow. Well, everybody that matters...
| JayB |
But enough of that, I have a final to study for and a graduation to plan
and that takes time! Meanwhile, entertain yourself with this video
of how not to kayak, or the latest terrible joke.
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 | May 24, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
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Ahhhhh so Extreme
Jerks has tried to outdue me with a softcore pr0n day of their
own!! Hehehe, well we'll see what I can do about that. And
besides, at least my bandwidth is decent enough for someone to
load my page without having to drink two cups of coffee in the
meantime
UNSTOPABA'!!
Damnit I was going to explain just how much school sucks right now because
of exams, project, and grad stuff but I realized that Jay has already complained about that
today. Even so, its pretty terrible and the worst part is that I don't yet
have a job. I think its because people don't like me. I mean even Landon
got a letter back from one of the places he applied to (and I applied as
well). It may have something to do with the fact that I am black, too. I
mean come on, give a nigga' a break.
UNPERSECUTABA'!!
 Clean Family
Fun |
Also, I have been receiving more and
more complaints lately about the content of my site. On one side I have YC complaining that my site is
"gross, repelling and unacceptaba', and on the other side I have everyone
else demanding that I turn into some sort of hardcore pr0n site. You want
to know why I don't show hardcore pr0n? Because family oriented
responsible individuals like YC read this site daily and
are offended by such material! Rappablords is about clean, healthy family
fun. That is all. |  Dirty Family Fun |
UNDENIABA'!!
Some of you readers may remember the previous
version of this site, and may also remember the "CST Instructor
Cards" which got me in a lot of trouble. At the time we had promised to
publish the "CST Student Cards" as well but until now it was not
completed. Thanks to a lot of work by __SPACE__, we now have them up in very
rough layout. You can find them on her webpage.
Take a look at this fine clip
from one of the stupid marketting videos that we were forced to watch in
class. Its almost as good as this
one
I'm pretty impressed at how well my server is doing considering it finds
more and more errors on the hard drive every 10 seconds. Good ol'
Linux
There is also a new comic
today. wow.
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 | May 19, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | Today is the day, I'll see ya'll out at Pike Lake hopefully! If your
coming out but you don't know where to look don't forget to phone
241-5440...there will be a recorded message there describing where we are
plus any details (like if we've been kicked out yet or not)
Dog
Pound. This will be his last article
on this subject. Why? Because the content is getting more and more
iffy and Dog
Pound just keeps getting worse as well. So basically I encourage these
two to write some new articles!!! No more fat chicks, scat pr0n, retard
pr0n, etc...
Ever wanted to know where YC lives? Here's a map to his town of Marcelin. ROCK
ON!!
Blue4130 sent me an email
today, it seems he's mad that I accused him of not researching the
information in his article:
You want to know what kind of research i
did for my article....well i banged
20 chicks out side of the Bez and only 3 said "OH GOD!!!" the rest said
"You're MY Daddy"
Nuff said.
There is a new Terrible Joke today and it
is really truely terrible, thats for sure.
 mrp: "ummm
what IS she trying to do..."
Since today is departure day I suppose I should remind everyone that the
Pike Lake informational hotline phone number is 241-5440. The phone
probably won't be on, but there will be a message regarding our location
and any other important details. Looks like the weather is gonna kick ass
too :). I don't have a comic up yet today but that is because Unit3 promised me one so I'm
waiting on it.
SEE YOU ALL AT THE
LAKE!!!
If all goes as planned, I will return with photos and videos so that those
who were unable to attend can still witness the greatness that IS PIKE
LAKE 2000.
Also, I would like to mention that Extreme Jerks has
finally mentioned me in an update. About freakin' time considering 90% of
their hits come from this freakin' site. Sheeesh. Now if they wren't such
fags their site might be alright.
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 | May 18, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | Today was an especially long day at school. Perhaps thats just because its
almost at an end...I should just take Jay's attitude and just not show up
anymore.
Had enough of the whole religion issue yet? First you heard it from YC, then you heard it from Blue4130. Now I present to you probably
the most intelligent article this site has ever had, and will ever
have. Prepared for you last night by Soul
Devourer, our newest article: An Open
Letter to the Unfaithful. This site is slowing turning into a
religious discussion board.
I'm still planning on creating a discussion board for rappablords, but
until then you'll just have to occupy yourself with something
else. YC complained
yesterday about the 'advertisement' i put up for Busch with the guy puking
all over the place. He said it was too harsh.
AND DOG POUND
WONDERS WHY I WON'T POST PICTURES OF SCAT
PORN.
soul_d has asked me to display the
following regarding the Pike Lake trip, so listen up!
Pike Lake Information Hotline.
Phone for recorded messages regarding updates and site locations
Hot line goes live at 4PM CST
(306) 241-5440
also:
FORD CAR - 50 BUCKS
(306) 230-6173
Thats it for today...tomorrow Audiophile is moving
here. Wahoo! He has requested that I tell everyone that his email is
officially changing to mackfrenzy@hotmail.com. I can't
believe that name wasn't already taken...sure beats my old
spitfire3850328@hotmail.com.
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 | May 17, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | I knew I was off to a good start yesterday when I realized at about 3:00PM
that I had forgotten to show up for court at 8:00AM...
Boy do we have a fun-filled update today!! First of all Blue4130 has finally submitted his newest article. I'm not sure exactly
what kind of 'research' he claimed he was doing. Anyhow its a bit of a
poke at YC's article from way
back. Enjoy
Audiophile sent me an urgent message
about the Pike Lake trip. I don't want to paraphrase it so here it
is:
Heya Spitfire
A busload of Taiwaneese tourists stopped in front of my place and they
can't get the bus started so they're staying at my place. They would like
to know if they can come with me to Pike Lake. I will now hand the
keyboard to Wing-Nup Chan. "Hi we's go flying bus to Sakaston with bitch
tit tour guide for time. Cook we can Taiwaneese food for all the troops.
I am job." There you go, it's your decision, you're the co-ordinator....
TAIWANEESE FOOD FOR ALL!
The answer is yes, we can always use more Taiwaneese food. Bring all of
them.
Dog
Pound would like to send out a message to his missed friend and
musical partner, Ritz, who is currently in Australia. Here is his message.
Need protection? Hire APA Protection
(Make sure to have sound on)
Anyhow, for videos today Razor has
submitted The Platrix - basically
"The Matrix" but with South Park characters. Its actually pretty damn
good. If you don't like it then you can go to hell.
I'm currently working on setting up a rappablords discussion/message
board. I think this would be the best solution for Audiophile and Dog Pound's
arguements. This will also provide a chance for the readers to express
their opinions. Hehehehehe....
DOG POUND HAS OFFICIALLY DEEMED ME A
CHICK HOGGING, FUDGEPACKING GAYFAGGER
Does everybody remember that old Dr. Seus cartoon "The Grinch"? Well, Jim
Carrey is starring in a new movie based on the cartoon. Check out the trailer
 Busch - The
drink of Champions
Well...thats about it for today. Don't forget that this week is PIKE LAKE COMIC STRIP week. This comic strip
series will predict the events of the upcoming Pike Lake trip. Oh and by
the way, so far the weather forcasts have been favorable so all we can do
is keep our fingers crossed. The
Saint has agreed to supply women to please Dog Pound's
hunger
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