Rappablords Online

Jun 15, 2000

Well, I really don't wanna blow all my readers away, but today we have AN ARTICLE!. Hehehe, but before that we have an amendment to an article posted the other day by Razor. This time he has added some executeables which you can use to gain more functionality out of napster, such as transfering files other than mp3s. Check out his article, and make sure to visit his newly renovated homepage!.

Wait a minute....what the.......HEY! pfffft hey Razor, I think you need to come up with something a little more attractive to draw hits to your site :)...

Today we have an article from YC about women. Usually when I get an article from YC its a long, rambling story that has no real meaning. Today is no exception, however I can guarantee he has provided the male readers of this site with some mighty fine eye candy so you don't really even have to read the words. Score!

Wow, lots of almost naked girls on this site lately....which is ok, but we need some other content as well! How about some comics?. Just send them to me!

And now for some Dylan quotes courtesy of thock.com, submitted by Dog Pound...

"Utopia: Creation of a Nation is a lot easier than I remembered (but then, I played the world where you didn't have to fight space monsters). After a couple of days of on/off playing, I managed to get 100% QOL :) I think there's a bug in the game, though. I was producing aprox 3 times the amount of megawatts of power my city required, and storing it in the flux pods. However, once every few months, the "droooooooooooooo" of power outages would sound, and flash its icon (the flux pods would also magically empty themselves)."
Here is the terrible link of the day submitted by mrp of pwrsrc.net

I've got more to put up but unfortunately I really don't have enough time to do it all today so it will have to wait one more day...on a side note, YC has requested that I announce that all female readers send in their pictures so that he may look at them and masturbate (well, thats roughly what he said). You can send them to me

Jun 14, 2000

Spitfire

Mofo Porno
Today we have a comic! Wow! And drawn by none other than YC himself.

I am so incredibly impressed at the content submitted to me today by everyone! That combined with the fact that somebody I don't know actually posted in my discussion board has made me a very happy web host. Keep it up! I need you guys to send stuff in every once in awhile so that I know your alive. That, and so I don't have to do it myself :).

by __SPACE__
Dr. Razor has submitted a short article on how to avoid the Napster-Metallica ban. Click on the snazzy logo below to check it out:

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Dog Pound forwarded me a link to a new smash hit coming this summer: Godzilla 2000. View the pitiful trailer here. Beware: Scenes may contain horrible english dubbing.

Well, most of you know that I am from the small city of Saskatoon (200'000 people), located in the proud Canadian province of Saskatchewan. You wouldn't believe how hard it was for me to get a T1 line coming into my igloo...in fact SaskTel (our service provider...kinda like the RCMP), insisted that I move the a larger igloo so that it would be easier for them to install the line. As if! Anyhow, with our province comes a lot of history and a lot of that history revolves around one of the local inhabitants of a nearby city, Blaine Lake. Well...actually his igloo is a little ways away from Blaine Lake but you get the picture. On the right is a picture I clipped out of yesterday's paper featuring YC himself at the ripe age of 5, our province's proudest 'crop'.

Went and saw Tom Green's 'Road Trip' tonight and I must admit it was pretty damn good. I have always been a big Tom Green fan since I started watching his show on the comedy show (Canadian Channel) where he began. In my opinion, since he moved onto MTV he hasn't been nearly as harsh but he has a big budget now which is cool for him to do all sorts of wacky stuff. Oh yeah, and that blonde in the movie was really damn hot too (Amy Smart).

Wow, even as I am typing this, more content is coming to me! :)

As a last note for today...I am off to the lake again this weekend. Not sure where I am going exactly but it should be some good relaxin' time! You shouldn't notice any lack of updating to the site tho...unless I'm REALLY tired Sunday night.

Another note: If the site isn't loading under rblords.com, try oden.pwrsrc.net. This will ALWAYS resolve before any other dns, and for some reason rblords.com has been a bit flakey (the pointers keep randomly changing...don't know why). So keep reading! I'll still be up!

Jun 13, 2000

Spitfire

The Birth of

I would like to take this opportunity to explain the choice of the name rblords.com. You see, while sitting at home thinking about some cunning name to use for my site, I simply cut out the 'appa' from 'Rappablords' and got 'RBlords'. Upon the realization that my readers probably can't remember shit all, I decided to go for a .com instead of a .net. Wow. And thanks to Joker.com I was able to obtain the name for a very low bargain price.

And now for the Dylan quote of the day:

Somewhat fun flirting with some cute University student at bus stop. She claimed all engineers are heavy drinkers and can't speak english (x/y, what are these?). Denied that it was only in University that engineers are able to drink longshoremen under the table. Also showed of TI85. Chicks dig engineers with big, black calculators ;-)

ugh...enough said...

I was told by YC today that my site is beginning to suck and I realized that he was right. I haven't had a comic up for ages! Wait for tomorrow and I'll see what I can do...I'm just so busy!

Sometimes I marvel at the inventions man has come up with over the past century...I mean what other century has introduced so many useful products into the world? For example, take a look at the picture on the left and remember that without the blessing of the 1900s, we would not have such wonderful devices to aid in the act of men breastfeeding babies. Thinking about these things makes me remember the time I discovered time travel. No shit. One day I woke up from a dream and had a sudden realization of why I had never been able to create a time machine previously...and now I could. However, nobody seems to want to fund my project. Perhaps I will write an article about it later, but I'm not revealing the secret! Oh no...I'm not that stupid...

But amongst all this wonderful technology, where are we? Are we really any better off than we were 100 years ago? Sure, we've got way more toys now and we may live 10 years longer, but back then people were way more friendly and had more sex. How do I know this? Well, I may be just guessing but I think its probably true, I mean they didn't have things like AIDS to scare them off, and the average person got married at the age of 9. No kidding! Oh, that and there weren't so many bums (they just died off because we hadn't invented welfare yet).

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Jun 12, 2000

Spitfire

Mid-day Update

Well it seems that rblords.com has gone active, so it's time to celebrate! It might take a couple days for all the cached dns servers to catch up (Shaws anyway), but otherwise its a go. Finally!

Already June 12th and I haven't even had a softcore pr0n day! Well, I hope some of you are still viewing this site. If you are, please drop by the discussion board and let me know that you're out there! I've had a few people comment on the fact that my BBS was a better setup for messages and I have to agree. Therefore I will probably be bringing back the old BBS again, just give me a couple days!

Hellsh0k informed me the other day that while poking fun at thock.com I forgot to mention the most important fact about Dylan, the grand wizard.

Thock it rhymes with Cock. I think this shows conclusivly that Dylan is gay.
I got more pictures back from Pike Lake 2000 today and I will put them up in the gallery as soon as I get them scanned.

FUCKING STOP!
I think it is important at this time for me to explain why its not a good idea to allow a Jamaican guy who has been eating chocolate bars to see you while you are excersizing. Well actually its kinda hard to explain but luckily I've found a video which explains what I mean perfectly.

I'd like to take a minute to explain a terrible infomercial that I just saw on TV. You know those after-hours infomercials you see on Fox late at night? Well this one wasn't on Fox but it WAS terrible. It was an advertisement for some company which for some reason wanted to give out loans for broke people to buy new cars so it looked like they had money. Makes sense. The funny part was how they stressed how "anyone" could be approved...but then if you watch the infomercial for long enough (I couldn't find my remote!) they mention that you had to have a permanent residence, a job, a minimum income of $1600/month (thats US folks), and a phone. Now is it just me or would any bank approve a loan to somebody who made $1600/month and lived on their own? The bank would probably also charge less than 13283% interest too. Oh well.

Jun 09, 2000

Spitfire

Mmmmmmmmm......almost Friday!!

Today I would like to take some time to talk about the best damned site on the internet, thock.com. What makes this site so great is that it is run by wizards, one particular grand-wizard named Dylan (9900 hitpoints, maximum charisma). I don't have anything against Dylan really, but I have to ask one thing: Why do you feel its neccesary to create a site which attempts to undermine other's confidence by offering 'tech help' on simple subjects such as linux installations and image blurring (using photoshop), but describe it in complex terms to try and look smart when you could have summed up the whole damn thing in one paragraph without confusing everybody.

Freakin' wizards.

Real Picture of Larmal (click for bio)
I was noticing today that JayB has been kinda slow at his SETI cracking. Is he still doing it? Seems a block or two come in every once in awhile. Also, YC has beat razor....tsk tsk tsk. Time for razor to get a new computer.

WE NEED MORE PEOPLE FOR TEAM RBLORDS!!

	Jun 08, 2000	Spitfire
	Another day, another exciting day of work. Wahoo. I really need some content you guys!! My excitement of the day was a hardcore lesbian powerpoint presentation which was forwarded to me at work by a collegue. You know how in the old days they used to shake your hand to welcome you? Well this is what they do now. God bless the internet. .eu.org still hasn't returned my email about the dns change and I'm starting to get really mad, I think I will submit it again. I've also been trying to snag a .com address but that isn't going too well lately either. Damnit. Unit3 forwarded me this link to a bunch of people trying to form a 'freenet'. Basically this involves a huge distributed anonymous filesystem, where users on the internet could share files in an uncencored environment. Does this sound like a huge pr0n and mp3 network to you? Could be interesting... Razor in his younger days I've also got a video for everybody today...its a clip from a police motorcycle training session, thats all I can tell you. I want you to watch this clip and then tell me what YOU would do in this situation.

Jun 07, 2000

Spitfire

I put up a new comic the other day, I don't know if you guys noticed or not. Unfortunately I haven't had much time to do any of my own (too bad eh?), because I've just been at work too damn much. On the topic of work, I'd like to say that I totally scored a job working for the city and I am now officially a Programmer Analyst I. What's the 'I' for? Indestructaba!

I don't believe!
Razor has been complaining lately (well, once anyway) that stile has been ripping off all of my content lately. Doesn't that just make you sick? Aparently he's also been putting it up before I even get around to it! The nerve! Well, to keep the tradition, here is another Tom Green video which you've probably seen on that despicable site before.

THE REAL MAHIR

For those of you who don't know who Tyler is, he's a rock star from Saskatoon's pride and joy rock band 'Bastard Machine". Haven't heard of them before? That's probably because you are dumb. Anyhow, Tyler (in my opinion) bears an uncany resemblance to the internet star we have all come to love, Mahir. Don't you agree? Tyler's favorite quote: "hehehe...I found bones..."

For all those computer techies out there, Linux now supports Ultra ATA/100 Hard Drives. Yes, ATA/100 is the successor to ATA/66, and the reason you probably haven't heard of it is because no, Microsoft does not support it yet. Funny how things are getting supported on Linux now before Windows :).

Extreme Jerks has a Webcam!
Wow, now we can all stare in amazement as Larmal does nothing, LIVE! Hey Larmal, do you think you could take that camera to work with you?

Also, for those of you who noticed, the Discussion Board has been a bit flakey lately. I think I've fixed it...let me know. I haven't heard back from .eu.org yet so I don't know whats going on with my dns....URGH! I'm gonna lose all my readers! Oh wait, I don't have any readers...YAY!

Fredish has requested that more attention be reverted towards her during this week that her boyfriend, Classnone is gone. You can also catch Fred on ICQ (11728070), or catch a self-description of her here.

Now that this site is such an internationally popular site, I am considering reviving the BBS. Please let me know what you think of this idea, it wouldn't be too hard. Only thing is I still haven't figured out multiple logons...

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