Jun 23, 2000

Spitfire


Well, I spent a good couple hours putting some finishing touches into the interior of my car. I have to admit, if I were to do it all again I'd probably have ordered brand new parts rather than switching interiors with another car. Its just so much damn work and nothing ever fits the same, even with identical cars. Especially the headliner.

Believe it or not, we have ANOTHER profile today. This time by Dr. Razor himself. In fact, I have received so many profiles from so many people (ok, not THAT many), that I have created a new section in the side bar under "Some more fun" called 'Reader Bios'. Go there to read all the older bios.

Last day of the work is over, and now I get to lounge around on a Friday and get paid for it! I really quite like my job most of the time, but sometimes you have to deal with REALLY stupid people and it can be really frustrating. Just to prove what exactly I mean, I took a video camera to work today and had my partner follow me around. Here is a clip of my day.



Note to YC: By putting up this picture I do not mean to degrade or make fun of you in any way. I am merely suggesting that in your future years you may consider engaging in sexual intercourse with animals.

Oh, and I lied the other day when I said that rappablords.com worked, I guess it does not. Well, it does if you point your dns server to 24.65.134.215 :). I'm not sure why its not working but I don't really care all that much either.

Jun 22, 2000

Spitfire


New Bios

As promised, today I present you with another couple of bios. Today we have __SPACE__ and Dog Pound. Please be aware that Dog Pound's profile contains a lot of vulgar commentary and suggestive outlooks/statements which will most likely bother you. Also, I have never had a duck tail before and have no idea what he was talking about there. We also have a very special last minute entry today, YCs profile. Tired of reading these yet? :)

Just checked and found out that rappablords.com is now working as well :) Fancy that. I am now officially rblords.com, rappablords.com, rappablords.eu.org, oden.pwrsrc.net, and oden.binaryboys.eu.org. Wow, eh? So you can just type in whatever you darn well want. Something to note tho, however, is that if my ip changes again, oden.pwrsrc.net will work much sooner than rblords.com or rappablords.com will. Just letting you know!

What day could be complete without a terrible joke to lighten things up?

In other news, Dylan from thock.com sent an email to mrp the other day asking how he got our VPN working. Hahahahahahhahahhhaha. Mr. Linux super-guru can't get his VPN working :(

This Friday is my first EDO!! That means that I don't have to go to work but I still get paid for it, pretty sweet! So as I have been thinking about what I should do on my Friday I for some reason thought of JayB and the things he taught me during my years at SIAST. "Life is all about keepin' it real" he would say. "Remember when it was all about the music?". He's right, life IS about keepin' it real, however you manage to do it. God bless that man and all that he stood for, rest in peace old friend.
A good example of keepin' it real

Jun 21, 2000

Spitfire


Somebody draw me some comics!

Today I was sent two more bios to post, but unfortunately due to time restrictions they will have to wait for tomorrow...sorry :). On the topic of bios, soul_d seemed to think that the template that was supplied was too vauge so he has created his own bio to fill out. Here it is:

1. What is your name: COWBOY
2. Give yourself a title: Early Morning Stoned fucking Pimp
3. when does a girls ass become to much ass: when it disurbts the lives of migratory birds
4. What is the most impotant thing you learned in life and who taught it to you? I learned how to really really bother peple from clayton.
5. Have you ever had to piss so bad that your kidneys hurt? Fuck of course I did i wrote this thing dammnit
6. Have you ever needed surgery? no.
7. If you could have any virgin girl you wanted, who would it be, and which rock star would you have present to watch? hehehehehehehehehehehehehe. I WANT LYNETTE AND I WANT EDDIE VAN HALLEN TO WATCH
8. What's the deal with Larmal? pride.
9. What is the dumbest thing you did that resulted in personal injury? I stuck my thumb in a cigarette lighter to see if it was hot.
10. What is it about YC that really turns your crank? His combine hat.

I got to attend a special Microsoft meeting today at work. They sent some guy all the way down to give a one hour presentation to all the administrative staff on how to customize the installation of Office 2000. Wow! Such excitement I have never experienced, this even beats the time larmal slept with his client during his school project to help him pass (or so he says). Anyhow, the most entertaining part of the presentation was when he couldn't get Word2000 to load and it kept crashing :). After that I began to fall asleep...I closed my eyes, and began to feel a sort of inner peace flowing through my body. Then I realized that it was just my cellphone set to vibrate.

Sorry for the short update! I'll be back tomorrow with more bios than you can handle, along with some very exclusive Dog Pound material!

Jun 20, 2000

Spitfire


Wow......so much content rolling in, so little time! Seriously, this site is beginning to become a bit of a pain in the ass to maintain. I tried to design it to be easy to update but as it grows bigger, the demand to organize it better grows, and quite honestly I just don't have the time. As it is, I spend at least an hour or two just updating the site each night, and it takes a lot out of me!

I'd like to take a moment to respond to mrp's comment about my comment about his comment:


suck MY offensive content!

Well I think I will start off today's update with some sad news...there will be no more Fight Club. Blue4130 has moved out and thus, the parties must end. No matter, we will find someone else's house to wreck. For now I will leave the Fight Club Page up simply because of the massive amount of hits that it receives.

Since its been a long time since I've posted a song on the site, I thought to myself "What better to post but the king of rock and/or roll???". Kid Rock. I offer to you my favorite Kid Rock song, Ya Keep On Going. I should also mention that this song has the marked approval of soul_d, so download away!

Anybody tired of these long, long personal profiles? Well tough, we have another one for ya by none other than soul_d. It seems that mrp has filled out his own but instead of submitting it to me, he put it up on his own site. Check it out. Oh, and to mrp: SSSSSCCCCCCCCCSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!


I promised soul_d I would advertise Soul Devourer Online, not to be mistaken for The SDB Server. Soul Devourer Online is a collection of everything that makes up soul_d, including some mp3s he made in Impulse Tracker! Check it out!

Jun 19, 2000

Spitfire


Today you, my readers, are blessed! Another terrible joke from Unit3 has been posted! And there are more to come tomorrow! God shines his graces upon this fine establishment...

There are so many unique people out there, especially the ones who actually read this site, so today I have provided a wonderfully acurate personality test. Everyone is encouraged to take it, as it is very accurate and takes very little time to complete. After all, it involves looking at colorful shapes!

Well...finally got around to scanning those Pike2k pictures that I was talking about. All I can say is that I'm really dissapointed in my scanner, I had to sit there for an hour and play with the settings to make the pictures look semi-decent, so please excuse the bad quality. Thats what I get for owning a $90 scanner :). Anyhow if you don't know me, these pics probably won't interest you.

Well, it's too late for me to be up at the moment (1:45AM), as I have to work at 8:00 this morning. However, I just got back from a mission with Blue4130 to get his stolen bike back. He tracked down a kid who was involved in stealing it and we were able to get the frame back (which was worth $500). The next house we arived at, the kids dad called the cops on us and so we had to wait around until they showed up and well...of course nothing got done after that. I'll post more tomorrow as we are planning on going back out to get the rest. Congrats to Blue4130 who punched some little 14 yearold kid in the stomach and made him keel over while standing in the rain in only his boxers. Thats right, you don't f*ck with us.

Jun 16, 2000

Spitfire


QUICK UPDATE: I was just catching up on mrp's recent entries on pwrsrc when I came across a link he put up to my site. He then began to talk bad things about rblords, using such phrases as "objectification of women ", "offensive", and "sensless drooling". I'd like to set something straight right here and now, and that is that the staff of rappablords is in no way discriminitory against the female sex, in fact being a completely male staff (do I have a staff or am I just mumbling?) we simply find ourselves rambling on and on sometimes. I try and make a point not to put up 'offensive' material on the site, and I like to keep the vulgarity down as well. I originally designed the site wanting a fun, original place for people so see funny or interesting things, as well as a place for people to share their opinions and stories, the site was never intended to be a stileproject clone. In closing, I would like to state that the opinions of the writers on this site (YC especially) are not neccesarily the opinions of the staff of rapablords (me).

Hey, maybe I SHOULD get a staff...might cut down on my work a little. Anybody out there interested?

On a side note, I received 100 hits between midnight and noon this morning, what the hell is up with that? Am I getting actual reoccuring visitors or is someone with Parkisons just hovering over the reload button on their browser? I've even had hits coming from Microsoft. There goes my idea of posting illegal copies of Office 2000 on the site...

Wahoo, finally got my email up and running, which means that anyone with an account on my machine now has an email address of @rblords.com. Wowee! I considered setting up a POP3 server just for fun but then decided against it seeing as how I really don't need one, but if someone were to ask for it I just may. I really don't know of anyone who uses my system for email anyway. Anyone??

If anyone wants to learn all about me, I have filled out profile of myself just like Freds. Try not to laugh to hard and beware - its very long. I invite all of you other guys and gals out there to fill one of these out as well, just send them in to me

Damnit was I ever busy today, and because of that I apologize for the lame update today. Its Thursday night and I spent the whole time running around trying to get ready to go to the lake tomorrow. The plan was to have everything ready so that all I would have to do tomorrow is leave after work. That's always the plan, but it never works. But you know what? I don't really care, I love camping and even if it rains on me all weekend I'll be happy.

Hang on, here comes another terrible joke from Unit3.

So anyways, I'm off to Martins lake for the weekend. Today I got my first paycheck so I'm quite happy about that, first time in 2 years that I'm going to make more than $200/month :). Quite the financial blow, I hope I can handle it. I'll probably just blow it all on used arcade games next time I go to Regina. Oh well, at least it will be well worth it.

Something you don't see everyday

Haven't gotten any submissions yet for the 'send your picture in for YC' contest. Come on, there HAS to be SOME lady out there who could like a go at the fine male specimen that is YC. Send yer pics to me

The site of the day is freeloto.com because a guy I work with got a check from them today for $1. The funny thing is that it probably cost more for them to send it than $1, but he's going to cash it simply because he figures they don't expect him to. Thats it, fight the power! Anyhow its free to play so give it a shot.

Again, sorry for the lame update, I'll try to get the rest of my Pike Lake 2k photos scanned for Monday. Have a good weekend!

Jun 15, 2000

Spitfire


Well, I really don't wanna blow all my readers away, but today we have AN ARTICLE!. Hehehe, but before that we have an amendment to an article posted the other day by Razor. This time he has added some executeables which you can use to gain more functionality out of napster, such as transfering files other than mp3s. Check out his article, and make sure to visit his newly renovated homepage!.

Wait a minute....what the.......HEY! pfffft hey Razor, I think you need to come up with something a little more attractive to draw hits to your site :)...

Today we have an article from YC about women. Usually when I get an article from YC its a long, rambling story that has no real meaning. Today is no exception, however I can guarantee he has provided the male readers of this site with some mighty fine eye candy so you don't really even have to read the words. Score!

Wow, lots of almost naked girls on this site lately....which is ok, but we need some other content as well! How about some comics?. Just send them to me!

And now for some Dylan quotes courtesy of thock.com, submitted by Dog Pound...

"Utopia: Creation of a Nation is a lot easier than I remembered (but then, I played the world where you didn't have to fight space monsters). After a couple of days of on/off playing, I managed to get 100% QOL :) I think there's a bug in the game, though. I was producing aprox 3 times the amount of megawatts of power my city required, and storing it in the flux pods. However, once every few months, the "droooooooooooooo" of power outages would sound, and flash its icon (the flux pods would also magically empty themselves)."

Here is the terrible link of the day submitted by mrp of pwrsrc.net

I've got more to put up but unfortunately I really don't have enough time to do it all today so it will have to wait one more day...on a side note, YC has requested that I announce that all female readers send in their pictures so that he may look at them and masturbate (well, thats roughly what he said). You can send them to me

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