| |
 | Jul 24, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | Razor (my cyberbuddy) sent me a link
the other day to a site where you can calculate how much money you
should be making (for computer-related jobs). Apparently my salary
should be $113,408/year and I think that is american. That kinda blows
my mind as I would like to see now what mrp would score on this
test.
I have caught word that Unit3
has been calling me a FAG ASS quite a bit lately. I don't know where
this came from but it angers me because I am neither a fag nor an
ass. All this plus the fact that I gave him $240 has got me a little
worried. I hope he buys me my arcade game soon, I'm going through
withdrawl...

I caught this picture off of pwrsrc and like mrp, I almost fell over
laughing. There's nothing like the corny ending sequence's of old NES
games, especially this clip from Bad Dudes.
I managed to come across a
review of Bad Dudes which tells just how great a game it really
was. Here's a teaser:
"Ugh and double ugh! Data East is a company who had a great string of
arcade games that translated into terrible NES games. Bad Dudes may be
the worst yet! In it, you are commisioned by the FBI or some federal
agency to rescue the president. Yup, you and your doppleganger bad dude
brother are out to save the president, who incidently rewards freeing
the leader of the most powerful country of the free world with a
hamburger."
It is now the 24th and there has been no softcore pr0n day for the
month. Why? Perhaps because I am a lazy ass, or perhaps because I have
developed solid morals which told me it was wrong. You pick. Anyway if
you have anything worth putting up, just email me.
Slow Server?
Unit3 has complained about the
speed of my server, saying something along the lines of it being a
direct result of my FAG ASS. I then decided to load up his page and it
wouldn't even load. WHO'S GOT THE FAG ASS NOW, FAG ASS???". Oh, and
please give me my arcade game.
If anyone is having problems loading my page (over highspeed), let me know. Near the end of the
month it starts getting slower because there is so much to load on the
page. Perhaps I should start dividing the months into smaller sections,
but that would take a little more work in terms of managing the
archives (considering this entire site is done manually). Maybe I will
just have to come up with a nifty php dynamic script like Unit3. FAG ASS!
| |
 | Jul 22, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | Oh great, now Unit3 is planning on
heading to Tjuana with that money that I mistakingly gave him. Actually, I
really don't care provided he brings me back an arcade game. And
considering how cheap things are in Mexico, he may just be able to pull
that off :). Anyhow, mr-t.pwrsrc.net has a new fancy
news engine and he seems to be updating often so go check it out.
What do you get when you slap a 2000 Corvette 350 engine on a
motorcycle? A 2000 Boss Hoss. Check out the fan on that
thing! It's too bad the tourque from the engine alone would have you on
your side on the ground the first time you revved it up. Hell, I once
flipped my car
that way :)

EJ is DEAD!
Thats right...Larmal has
finally gone the way of Jay
B and has lost interest in his site. Oh well, we all knew that in
the end rblords would prevail! Hehehe just kidding Larmal, yer all right
:) Anyway, the site should be returning sometime next month
with a new gimmick. I also caught word that Jay B has finally found
himself a job as a pimp. Right on!
Anyhow, I kinda forgot what day it is so thats why we ended up with a
Saturday update. I have to go to bed now so I can get up and run to my
bank appointment tomorrow. If I feel like it I think I might buy a car
tomorrow :)
| |
 | Jul 20, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | Boy am I ever tired today...
All I know is that I am really hoping this Street Fighter Arcade
purchase is going to go through. It's all in the hands of Unit3 now but he has reported that
the SFII game he had his eye on before wouldn't power up the other day,
and the owner of the store wasn't around to tell him why. Oh
well.
 |
I finally got ahold of Diablo-II today, looks like a pretty neat
game. The full install was 1.5gigs (ouch), but the cinematics are
excellent and the gameplay is also very good. I never had the chance to
play the original Diablo but from what I have heard this is very much
the same game with improved everything. I'll have to report back once I
have actually played the game for a decent amount of time (which could
be awhile considering how busy I have been lately) |
 |
I found a really awesome site today and then forgot to copy the link so
you guys don't get to see it...so instead you will just have to make due
with some
terrible 'Yo Mama is SO Fat' jokes
Quote of the day:
"A Bike + A Canoe + Paddles + Duct
Tape = Paddle Boat!"
A reminder to all of you who live in Saskatoon and area, Mel has reminded us on her page that the Exhibition is from
August 8th to August 13th this year. See you all there! (Oh, and
Mel, you SHOULD be sorry for not entering a T-Shirt in the
contest).
On the topic of T-Shirt contests, I am hoping to release the most
popular selections by the end of the month, so GET YOUR DESIGNS IN!
As a final note for the day, it looks like YC has found himself a nice cushy
job. Posting on the Discussion Board while
working...sheeeesh :)
People start sending me content again!
| |
 | Jul 19, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | Its the 19th already and still no softcore pr0n day!! Could this be the end???
I'm gonna get in shit tonight from Razor because
he wanted to get to bed early and requested that I do an early update. Of course I had
full intention of fullfilling his request, however I ended up getting caught up talking
to my good friend Eli (who by the way is selling a Ford Car - $50 (306) 230-6173). While
talking with Razor tonight we discussed many
important issues such as the recent suckiness of Larmal and the sad death of Jay B.
So I went to see X-Men the movie tonight and it was pretty good. Fact of the matter is
that I figured it was going to be pretty terrible and it really wasn't, I'm quite
impressed. In fact, I recommend it to all of my readers as a good night's
entertainment.
 Now THERE is a useful roadsign.
Damn Blue4130 for getting a bunch of bad rap
stuck in my head from our trip down to Regina this weekend. All I can hear, over and
over, in my head is nothing but Eminem, Geto Boys and the Rascals. For this reason, I am
going to have to make the song of the day "Damn
it feels good to be a gangsta" by the
Geto Boys.
** ATTENTION HEATHER **
Dog Pound is insisting that "Heather" from the Discussion Board is just myself in
disguise. If you are reading this, heather, why not send me an email to prove that you are, in fact, a
real person and an avid reader of the best damned site on the internet.
LAST MINUTE ADDITION: mrp
just posted this video on
my Discussion Board and it is
freaking hilarious. I would like someone to translate it if they could, but give it a
watch!
| |
 | Jul 18, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | I fought the law and the law won. Damn. $100 parking tickets aren't my idea of a good
time.
I know mrp already posted this on
his site but its just too funny for
anyone to miss out on. Therefore I present to you the ultimate
lamer prank.
While I'm on a run ripping off links, here's a link about a new camera filter that lets you see
through clothes.
I forgot to mention in yesterday's update that Unit3 took his knife back. Stupid him.
For a bit of a nostalga effect (and since I am already graduated), I have decided to
bring back the part of my site which got me in trouble many days ago. These pages were
maintained as part of the rappablords site far before it grew to form its current
state. At that time the page was read by a select group of CST students only, as only
they would have any interest reading the content. I have restored these pages, along with
the story which gained so much controversy. You can get to these pages by hitting the new
link in the menu bar or by clicking here.
And to enhance the nostalgia effect, I have restored some historial information about the
creation of this site dated October of 1999, one century ago! Read More.
Is it just me or is this world getting weirder
and weirder?
Don't forget to post your comments on the Discussion Board!
| |
 | * |  |
Previous 5 Updates |