Jul 24, 2000

Spitfire


Razor (my cyberbuddy) sent me a link the other day to a site where you can calculate how much money you should be making (for computer-related jobs). Apparently my salary should be $113,408/year and I think that is american. That kinda blows my mind as I would like to see now what mrp would score on this test.

I have caught word that Unit3 has been calling me a FAG ASS quite a bit lately. I don't know where this came from but it angers me because I am neither a fag nor an ass. All this plus the fact that I gave him $240 has got me a little worried. I hope he buys me my arcade game soon, I'm going through withdrawl...


I caught this picture off of pwrsrc and like mrp, I almost fell over laughing. There's nothing like the corny ending sequence's of old NES games, especially this clip from Bad Dudes.

I managed to come across a review of Bad Dudes which tells just how great a game it really was. Here's a teaser:

"Ugh and double ugh! Data East is a company who had a great string of arcade games that translated into terrible NES games. Bad Dudes may be the worst yet! In it, you are commisioned by the FBI or some federal agency to rescue the president. Yup, you and your doppleganger bad dude brother are out to save the president, who incidently rewards freeing the leader of the most powerful country of the free world with a hamburger."

It is now the 24th and there has been no softcore pr0n day for the month. Why? Perhaps because I am a lazy ass, or perhaps because I have developed solid morals which told me it was wrong. You pick. Anyway if you have anything worth putting up, just email me.

Slow Server?

Unit3 has complained about the speed of my server, saying something along the lines of it being a direct result of my FAG ASS. I then decided to load up his page and it wouldn't even load. WHO'S GOT THE FAG ASS NOW, FAG ASS???". Oh, and please give me my arcade game.

If anyone is having problems loading my page (over highspeed), let me know. Near the end of the month it starts getting slower because there is so much to load on the page. Perhaps I should start dividing the months into smaller sections, but that would take a little more work in terms of managing the archives (considering this entire site is done manually). Maybe I will just have to come up with a nifty php dynamic script like Unit3. FAG ASS!

Jul 22, 2000

Spitfire


Oh great, now Unit3 is planning on heading to Tjuana with that money that I mistakingly gave him. Actually, I really don't care provided he brings me back an arcade game. And considering how cheap things are in Mexico, he may just be able to pull that off :). Anyhow, mr-t.pwrsrc.net has a new fancy news engine and he seems to be updating often so go check it out.

What do you get when you slap a 2000 Corvette 350 engine on a motorcycle? A 2000 Boss Hoss. Check out the fan on that thing! It's too bad the tourque from the engine alone would have you on your side on the ground the first time you revved it up. Hell, I once flipped my car that way :)


EJ is DEAD!

Thats right...Larmal has finally gone the way of Jay B and has lost interest in his site. Oh well, we all knew that in the end rblords would prevail! Hehehe just kidding Larmal, yer all right :) Anyway, the site should be returning sometime next month with a new gimmick. I also caught word that Jay B has finally found himself a job as a pimp. Right on!

Anyhow, I kinda forgot what day it is so thats why we ended up with a Saturday update. I have to go to bed now so I can get up and run to my bank appointment tomorrow. If I feel like it I think I might buy a car tomorrow :)

Jul 21, 2000

Spitfire


another late update, tonight I had people over at my house until midnight so I have an excuse. But now that I am back and ready to update I realize that I really don't have much to say...


I have a good site that everybody should visit. It's some guy making fun of another guy who loves Honda Del-Sols or something. It's actually quite funny, as I happen to love making fun of people who drive newer Japanese cars and think they can outperform any sports car on the road. Read the article (or some of it anyway, its really long), it's called: Your Kung-Fu is no good.

I'm (again) REALLY REALLY tired so I'm turning in. It's been exactly ONE WEEK since Larmal updated his site so please email him and tell him to get his ass in gear!

Don't forget to post your comments on The Discussion Board.

Jul 20, 2000

Spitfire


Boy am I ever tired today...

All I know is that I am really hoping this Street Fighter Arcade purchase is going to go through. It's all in the hands of Unit3 now but he has reported that the SFII game he had his eye on before wouldn't power up the other day, and the owner of the store wasn't around to tell him why. Oh well.

I finally got ahold of Diablo-II today, looks like a pretty neat game. The full install was 1.5gigs (ouch), but the cinematics are excellent and the gameplay is also very good. I never had the chance to play the original Diablo but from what I have heard this is very much the same game with improved everything. I'll have to report back once I have actually played the game for a decent amount of time (which could be awhile considering how busy I have been lately)

I found a really awesome site today and then forgot to copy the link so you guys don't get to see it...so instead you will just have to make due with some terrible 'Yo Mama is SO Fat' jokes

Quote of the day:

"A Bike + A Canoe + Paddles + Duct Tape = Paddle Boat!"

A reminder to all of you who live in Saskatoon and area, Mel has reminded us on her page that the Exhibition is from August 8th to August 13th this year. See you all there! (Oh, and Mel, you SHOULD be sorry for not entering a T-Shirt in the contest).

On the topic of T-Shirt contests, I am hoping to release the most popular selections by the end of the month, so GET YOUR DESIGNS IN!

As a final note for the day, it looks like YC has found himself a nice cushy job. Posting on the Discussion Board while working...sheeeesh :)

People start sending me content again!

Jul 19, 2000

Spitfire


Its the 19th already and still no softcore pr0n day!! Could this be the end???

I'm gonna get in shit tonight from Razor because he wanted to get to bed early and requested that I do an early update. Of course I had full intention of fullfilling his request, however I ended up getting caught up talking to my good friend Eli (who by the way is selling a Ford Car - $50 (306) 230-6173). While talking with Razor tonight we discussed many important issues such as the recent suckiness of Larmal and the sad death of Jay B.

So I went to see X-Men the movie tonight and it was pretty good. Fact of the matter is that I figured it was going to be pretty terrible and it really wasn't, I'm quite impressed. In fact, I recommend it to all of my readers as a good night's entertainment.


Now THERE is a useful roadsign.

Damn Blue4130 for getting a bunch of bad rap stuck in my head from our trip down to Regina this weekend. All I can hear, over and over, in my head is nothing but Eminem, Geto Boys and the Rascals. For this reason, I am going to have to make the song of the day "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" by the Geto Boys.

** ATTENTION HEATHER **

Dog Pound is insisting that "Heather" from the Discussion Board is just myself in disguise. If you are reading this, heather, why not send me an email to prove that you are, in fact, a real person and an avid reader of the best damned site on the internet.

LAST MINUTE ADDITION: mrp just posted this video on my Discussion Board and it is freaking hilarious. I would like someone to translate it if they could, but give it a watch!

Jul 18, 2000

Spitfire


I fought the law and the law won. Damn. $100 parking tickets aren't my idea of a good time.

I know mrp already posted this on his site but its just too funny for anyone to miss out on. Therefore I present to you the ultimate lamer prank.

While I'm on a run ripping off links, here's a link about a new camera filter that lets you see through clothes.

I forgot to mention in yesterday's update that Unit3 took his knife back. Stupid him.

For a bit of a nostalga effect (and since I am already graduated), I have decided to bring back the part of my site which got me in trouble many days ago. These pages were maintained as part of the rappablords site far before it grew to form its current state. At that time the page was read by a select group of CST students only, as only they would have any interest reading the content. I have restored these pages, along with the story which gained so much controversy. You can get to these pages by hitting the new link in the menu bar or by clicking here.

And to enhance the nostalgia effect, I have restored some historial information about the creation of this site dated October of 1999, one century ago! Read More.

Is it just me or is this world getting weirder and weirder?

Don't forget to post your comments on the Discussion Board!

Jul 17, 2000

Spitfire


Well today I have to go to court for a parking ticket I was issued way back in January or something. Only problem is that I was hoping to gather up some evidence (photos, measurements) to help my case but I never got around to it, and then I just realized that the trial is today. I think I might need a little more than heresay to beat this count of Murder 1.

This weekend was fairly eventful. I went to visit Unit3 and pick up an original Street Fighter II arcade machine but the arcade was closed! That sucked hardcore, but I left some money with Unit3 so he could pick it up for me some day and then just bring it back to S'toon in his wagon when he moves here in a couple weeks. I was aboiut halfway back to Saskatoon when I realized that I had just handed him $240 cash and he just casually slipped it into his wallet and ran away. I hope he doesn't flee the country in search of sugar.

I wish I could put some more effort in this update, but I really need some sleep and I also have to recover from being slashed to death by Unit3's cats.

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