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 | Aug 24, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | After the long-anticipated wait, Survivor is finally
over. Episode I, anyway...
 The Fat Naked Fag
Wins!! |
Well, after two hours of watching the build-up last night, I have to say
that I was severely dissapointed when I saw Rudy get voted out. Poor navy
seal Rudy got voted out simply because Kelly had the choice and she knew
she wouldn't win a jury vote between herself and a guy who never schemed
or lied to anyone (unlike herself). However, I AM glad that Rich was able
to win the prize over Kelly (bitch), and seeing how the last vote was 6
for Kelly and 7 for Rich, I don't know what's funnier:
- After Sue's long winded verbal attack towards Kelly, she WAS right
and her vote caused the vote that lost Kelly the $1,000,000.
- Greg was the last to vote, so although they all could have changed
the winner with one vote, Greg chose to have Rich and Kelly each pick a
number between 1 and 10. Rich picked 7, Kelly picked 3. Rich won the
$1,000,000. Now thats how it should have worked from the beginning!!
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After that incredibly exciting news, I'm not sure if anyone really cares
but I was able to successfully transplant a new hard drive into this linux
machine so the server is relatively safe and well. Some things may still
be a little bit flakey, but rest assured that nothing was lost. Do you
care? Probably not, but this is a big triumph for me. Now that I can leave
my computer alone without it crashing hard everyday, I will proceed to
transfer my work efforts towards my cars...
Hate to rip off mrp's site,
but an article he just posted has spiked my
attention. Anyone interested in the whole Napster Vs. Metallica lawsuit
should read
this to see what Sony is
willing to do to keep Napster out of the
picture... Here's a quote:
"We will develop technology that transcends the individual
user. We will firewall Napster at source -- we will block it at your cable
company, we will block it at your phone company, we will block it at your
[Internet-service provider]. We will firewall it at your
PC."
- Steve Heckler, senior vice president of Sony Pictures
Entertainment
Inc.
Watch out, Big Brother is
watching you...
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 | Aug 23, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | Another late update....tsk tsk tsk. But you know what? I just realized
that nobody reads this site anymore! My little hit counter doesn't seem to
go up anymore, and Dog
Pound has written an article for me lately, even though he said it
would be a weekly thing. I beckoned for Dr. Razor but nobody answered...and the Discussion Board has
been quiet for days. Either way I'm still going to update so I guess it
doesn't really matter...I'm on a 6 month spree here!

If anyone is wondering why the updates have been so slow, weak, and
robustly gay lately I think that you should know that it is your
fault. Also, I am currently working on an interactive flash game for EJ since I haven't
contributed anything to their site for quite awhile. Why don't I make some
flash movies for my own site you ask? Because you are gay.
If you are a big Survivor fan, you know that the final episode is
being shown tonight. 2 Hours of survivor, followed by a 1 hour 'meeting'
with all of the contestants. I have to say I thought this show was pretty
stupid when I first heard about it (only after finding out that they are
fed a nice breakfast every morning and that there is very little chance of
anyone dying, and no nudity would be shown), but after seeing a few
episodes I kinda got hooked on it. I haven't exactly been keeping up with
it lately tho, but I did manage to catch last weeks showing.
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Now that Survivor is going to be over, Mark Burnett (the
creator of Survivor) is creating a new series which will be
filmed October-November 2000 in the Australian Outback. We'll see if Ausi-Survivor will be as popular. Unfortunately, the
applications to be a contestant are already in so there is very little
chance that you will see me participating. I have heard rumours, however,
that one of the contestants will be Bryce Sasko. If you don't know who
that is, wait for the show and the guy with no pants. |  |
I'd like to host my own Survivor show some day, except mine wouldn't be
censored and would be about 12 white guys stranded late at night inside
the Barry hotel here in Saskatoon. Chances are nobody would get out, but
if you did you would win 24 Bohemian Beer. Perhaps there would be a second
tribe, "The Albany Tribe" who would have to servive the Albany hotel
across the street. Then, when there are only 4 survivors left, they would
have a show-down at the Lucky Horseshoe Bingo hall. It would be a game
of stamina and wit, a game of the soul. And who says
Saskatoon is a boring place???
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 | Aug 22, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | Wow, I have been REALLY busy at work lately. However, when I think
about it, I'd much rather be busy doing something than be bored and
doing nothing, so I guess I'm quite happy. I spent the entire morning
driving around to the different Leisure sites in town and setting up
new users. It all starts when somebody high up in management gets
promoted, there's this chain reaction of a whole bunch of people
getting bumped up to fill positions, and then a new employee added to
the bottom. Quite interesting, but a whole lotta work for me.
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The long-awaited Mushroom
House Super Happy Flash Adventure has arrived!
This fun interactive flash movie is hosted by soul_d. I am planning
my own personal rblords addition to this "Mushroom kingdom". Please
take a few moments to load the movie, its well worth
it! |
After looking back upon the last few months of rblords updates I
realized that I have been gearing this site more a more towards people
running their monitors at at 1024x768 minimum resolution. Not that I
did this on purpose, just that this is the resolution I run my
computer at so that is the resolution I preview the updates at before
I release each one. Consequently, this site is designed for viewing in
1024x768. I try and think about people running at 800x600 by not using
pictures that are too large (also for you readers on dialup) but this
site is quite a bandwidth hog, especially towards the end of the
month! Anyhow, my apologies to anyone this may have adversely
effected...
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First there was the Viper, then the prowler, not to mention all of the
new hybrid cars out there. At this time car manufacturers are striving
for ways to still grab the public's interest by designing vehicles
that are 'different', milking the diversity market for all its
worth. Well, it was only a matter of time before Chevy jumped into
the game as well. I introduce to you the Chevrolet SSR, a sport
V8-powered roadster with a 50s design that I must say is the most
'diverse' roadster I have seen come out of detroit yet. This thing is
scheduled to be released in 2002, check it
out.
Thankx to DP for the link! |
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Time for bed. If you're bored, check out the re-vamped Soul D Online
page. If you still haven't had enough, sending JayB hatemail is
always fun. Better yet, make yourself known on the Discussion
Board. All the fun things to do!
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 | Aug 21, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | Another weekend gone, another failed attempt at trying to save the
server. Turns out the hard drive I was copying the files onto was
corrupted as well. Why don't I just buy a new hard drive you
ask? Because I don't need more than a gig, and they don't sell
anything less than 8 anymore...
Looks like Larmal
got his webcam up on Sinnocence's cam page. I think that's pretty
damn cool. Too bad I don't have a webcam...I'd probably be even more
boring...
It's been pretty dull around the site lately, I'm starting to wonder
if anyone other than Dog
Pound will ever write me an article again. I think Dr. Razor owes me one. Afterall, he
repeatedly tricks my into setting his
website as my default page...
 This is a
pretty sweet fucking knife
As I mentioned, this weekend was the host to soul_d's annual hot tub
party. Friday and Saturday night proved to be quite a blast, but I
forgot to take any pictures so you'll just have to believe me. The
whole Bastard
Machine crew was there, as well as Dog Pound, Blue4130, Hellsh0k, Larmal and many others
(including quite the assortment of girls whom I had never seen
before). I'd like to note that Unit3 was not there because he was
too busy being a FAG ASS down in Regina.
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 | Aug 18, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
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Slow update today, I was too lazy to do it the night before like I usually
do. I seem to be getting more and more lazy about this site lately, but
I'm hanging on! I will continue to keep it up as long as you continue to
support it. What? You want to give me money? :)
I have somewhere around 8 email addresses, 4 of which I use on a regular
basis. I have one account (spam@rblords.com) which I use to collect all of
the spam mail I can. I hate spam mail, it really pisses me
off. Why? Because it's all the same! Either some little boy in some
faraway country is dying and needs MY help, or some 'Adult Site has
decided that I should sign up for some porno. It's even coming through ICQ now. What I can't
figure out is the fact that my spam
mailbox has received 0 messages, while over the past month I have
received COUNTLESS spam mails on my regular 2 accounts. This really pisses
me off, and leads me to beleive it is the fault of one of you! Or perhaps
just soul_d...
...all this anger....am I turning into the Bastard
Administrator from
Hell???? For those of you who have not heard of BAHF, here is
a picture of
one. (Picture stolen from Cudanut and his
archive
of pictures from my grad)
 Larmal updated his
cam????
I have had countless people email me to ask if yesterday's picture was a
hoax (even mrp who isn't talking to
me). I can assure you that it is not. However, I have already
heard various people saying they can do better than that so I am
waiting for more...
Thats all for today. I'm heading out to SIR after work to see what
I can get for a 1/4 mile in my Supra...
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 | Aug 17, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | Today I attempted to rescue oden from its downward sprial of increasing
hard drive failures, but alas I had no success. Partition magic wouldn't
even touch the partition because it had 'bad sectors', and it seems that
each day the drive is more and more corrupted. Mostly the mail system,
however, so if you use rblords email please try and steer clear of it for
a week or so as I get this straightened out...
 Is this
going to start a trend?
soul_d is throwing his annual hot
tub party this weekend which will last from thursday night to sunday night
and include a whole lotta nakedness and mindless drinking (or so I have
been told). Should be fun, I'll be sure to take a camera in case something
interesting happens...
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In case you haven't already heard, a Russion submarine sunk the the
bottom of the ocean the other day, taking with it 116 crew
members. They have been down there for some time, communicating with
Russian intelligence by tapping out morse code signals on the hull of
the ship. American and British governments have both offered to help,
but the way the Russian government is acting almost sounds like they
don't want any help...funny after all these years they are still iffy
about the Americans. My opinion? I think that sub is loaded to the
nuts with Nuclear-tipped torpedos which would violate UN laws and they
don't want that to get out, they'd rather the secret died with the
crew...but thats just my opinion... You can read
an article about it here. |
I can't quit watching the Mr. T
video...I just can't get enough of it!
I don't know if anyone caught the
link that mrp posted a week or
so ago to article claiming that Linux has more inherent security
related flaws than Windows NT. Looking over this article and following
a link to the
BugTraq vulnerability statistics page I was able to find a
complete list of operating systems and the number of significant
'bugs' found each year. After all of the smoke cleared about how
bugridden Linux is and how bugridden Windows is, and OS/2 and Mac,
etc, did anyone notice that the official all-time tally for BeOS is
4??? All four were found this year in Version 5, with 4.5 still
waiting to have a bug found. MacOS X Server has 0 bugs reported this
year as well...and so does BSD. I love BeOS...I just need to grab a
copy of version 5.0 (legally, of course :) )
But enough of the yadayada, time
for bed. Dog Pound is
gonna kill me because he had some content for me to put up...oh well,
guess it'll have to wait for tomorrow!
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 | Aug 16, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | Tired. So tired. Please let me sleep...
I was talking to Razor today during
lunch and came to the realization, after getting tricked into setting
his page to be my default page
AGAIN, that he has almost 1100 hits on his page already. I just can't
figure this out...are you people so lazy that after getting tricked
into visiting his page you can't
reset your homepage to something more
exciting? Message to Dr. Razor: I wanna see more content
on your page...or else
While I was bored the other day, screwing around on qwho.com I asked myself "I
wonder if it's legal to use 'mature language' as a domain
name?". Naturally, the first site I checked out was fuck.com. This
site surprisingly did not bring up some pornography page, but nothing
at all. So, being on qwho at the time I checked
it out and discovered that the domain is owned by the United States
District Court. Hmmm....
Seeing as how I haven't really posted any good songs up on the site
lately, I decided to go out and present to you the best damned
published song is the world. It was written by rock legend Karl
Douglas. If you don't know who that is or what song I am talking about
then you should feel ashamed. Now sit back, and enjoy...
A Gift
From Me to
You
True brilliance I tells ya...The Saint knows
how
I feel...
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