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 | Sep 18, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | Back from a long weekend (for me) and back into updating for the
greatest website that ever existed...
My super-volare was almost healed this weekend, as I replaced the
alternator and battery clamps on the car, bringing the entire
project to a total investment of $117. I was quite happy to see that
the car was actually starting fairly regularily until tonight, when
I discovered the battery to be dead once again. This angers me deaply
although I suspect it to be none other than a bad regulator. I guess
we shall see. I also put some groovy mags on it. Tomorrow my pictures
should be developed and you can all see pictures of this car which I
know you have been desperately waiting for...
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Dog Pound has sent in
some more unbelievable content for rblords, this time in the form of
a song by none
other than Hulk
Hogan himself. Thats right, not only is he the most popular
pro-wrestler in the world, but also a great singer! This song rocked
the charts all over north america and great britain for 3 concecutive
weeks, only to eventually be beaten out by Mr.T's hit "Treat Yo' Momma Right". |
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I checked my mail today for the first time since Thursday night and
discovered 100 messages sent to me by members of the DMC2 mailing list
(for the new Delorean). I almost forgot that I had joined this list
back around December last year, but it has finally livened up. Turns
out there is finally some info out
about the new car. Not much. I have heard the words 'affordable',
'unique lightweight carbon-fiber design' and '1250HP engine' being
tossed around. Interesting. Originally it was said that this car would
cost no more than $29'000 US, but for now all you can do is buy one of
the fancy $3000 watches. We'll see if ol' John Z. Delorean can do it
this time...
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"Research by Arvalea Nelson indicates that consistently orgasmic women
tend to describe themselves as contented, good-natured, insightful,
self-confident, independent, realistic, strong, capable, and
understanding while non-orgasmic women tend to describe themselves as
bitter, despondent, dissatisfied, distrustful, fussy, immature,
inhibited, prejudiced, and sulky"
I'm sure a lot of "non-orgasmic women" freely describe themselves this
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In other news, The SDB
Server has officially released a new section to their
ever-expanding webpage, SDB
Silver.
When is Razor going to take over
the updates???
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 | Sep 14, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | First off today I must apologize for yesterdays pornography. It is not my
intention to turn this site into a chauvinistic display of free
pornography. As I have mentioned before, Rappablords is a family site and
is geared towards all audiences, especially children. In my last defense,
YC made me do it.
I would like to take a minute to congragulate the Foo Fighters and
Brian May for a job well done covering an old Pink Floyd song
titled "Have a Cigar". I heard this song playing the other day at the
music store and recognized the lyrics, so I downloaded it at home (after
buying the cd, of course) and listened to the whole thing. It can be found
on the MI2
soundtrack. I don't remember hearing the song anywhere in the movie but
hey, look at the Blair Witch Soundtrack and tell me if any of those
songs were in the movie :)
Anyways I'm off-topic, download the new "Have a Cigar" here.
 Some Crayon Colors
that never made it
Did I already post this
link? If I did, its time you visited the page again as its one of the
best on the net.
Man did I ever get bitched out from Unit3 and soul_d about yesterdays
pornographic update. Apparently they are homosexual (FAG ASSs) and do
not appreciate pictures of female nudity on my webpage. As a result
(as this accounts for 50% of my viewing audience), all future
front-page nudity will be cencored with gay little stars (see
pictures below).
Oh yeah, and my bandwidth seems to be back. Wahoo!
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 | Sep 13, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| |
PORNO PORNO PORNO
These are placed here solely for the purpose of giving YC a new desktop
background.
For those out there who are interested in emulators, Emulators Inc. has
developed a Macintosh
emulator for the PC that supposedly runs the majority (90%) of Mac software out there at a
decent speed. This emulator was demonstrated at Comdex this year as well
as MACWorld2000, and is compatible with Mac OS 8, apparently rivaling the
speed of a G3 based Macintosh on a high-end pentium system. You can download the
demo to try it out...
This is an old link, but I thought I'd post it anyway...everybody
loves Tom Arnold, don't they? Well...he's looking for a wife and that
wife could be you! Make sure to get your applications in to Marry Tom
by April or you might miss your chance.
Last but not least, Audiophile
has returned to the online world and has sent me a short but sweet article
involving nothing other than his favorite past time, hobby, and job: X-TREME BASS.
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You may have noticed that Mr.T
was down for about a week while Unit3 relocated his appartment to
Saskatoon from Regina (is was really heavy), but rest assured that it
is now back
online.
Also, Saul and Sanjay Bahir have
released SDB
Red. If you don't know what this is, I suggest you get over to
SDB Yellow and read some of the updates before you venture
onward. Oh yeah, and if you are
easily offended by pornographic or disturbing material, you'd better
stick with the
blue page.
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Network bandwidth seems to have cleared up tonight, and I forgot to
call my ISP to complain so perhaps I won't have to afterall. We'll
have to see if it lasts...
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 | Sep 12, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | I know, I know, another late update. I hate doing it this way because Razor stays up all night clicking
refresh to read my update. I didn't realize that anybody actually relied
on my site that heavily so from now on I'll try and shape up (yeah
right).
It has been rather cold outside lately, and I don't like that one bit. I
awoke this morning to find it very cold in the house, and proceeded
upstairs to check to temperature. When I saw that it was 19C and all the
windows were open and the front door was wide open I wondered why nobody
else around the house seemed to think is was cold. Probably because they
are all undead zombies and have no feeling in their skin. Either way it
was damn cold and thats no way to start out the day...
 Blue '85 VW Golf for
sale.
Only 15km!
Only used 1st gear and reverse, never driven hard.
Original tires, brakes, fuel and oil.
I never watch golf, but I managed to catch a few seconds on TV the other
day of the Canadian Open where Tiger Woods of course kicked
everybody else's ass. Watching this guy play golf is amazing even if you
don't like the sport...the pure fact that he hit the ball out of a huge
sand trap - across a wide stream and directly onto the green from 218
yards away (using a 6-iron). This guy is a freaking robot. Needless to say
the fact that he wins all the time is mostly attributed to the fact of how
flawlessly consistant he is, more than his killer shots. Oh yeah, and he
also nailed some kid in the head with a ball and then shook the kids hand
and gave him a free ball. The ball deflected of the kids head and
landed right on the green. Now THATS golf...
Anyhow, enough chit-chat and on to some serious content.
I have a video for you. It is an educational video that you all should
watch, just so that you know never to try this on your own. For some
reason, when I first saw this video I immediately thought of
YC. Anyways, this is a story about what
happens when you try and piss
off a cop who's had a bad day.
Busy busy busy work today, I have to jet. I've been fooling around with Adobe
Photoshop lately but I realized I am a complete retard and can't make
anything cool. You see, aparently (and it says this in the help) the
program was designed for people with artistic talent that wanted a way to
bring that talent into the 'computer world'. This is just no good for me,
as I'm still waiting for a program that will just make cool pictures for
me without me having to do anything but look at it and eat doughnuts while
re-configuring my linux kernel in my underwear on a cold Sunday evening. I
am a special kind of guy who needs very SPECIALized software...
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 | Sep 11, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
| | I went on an adventure with my
Volare on Friday, but unfortunately it didn't make it home...after
about a 1/2 hour of intense offroading the rear-drivers side tire was
flat. Actually, it was probably flat for awhile before I noticed
but hey, Super Volare. I finally got it home today after searching all
weekend for a tire on a rim with a Dodge bolt pattern. Stupid
Dodge.
I don't know if anyone can even read this update as my network bandwidth
has been terrible this weekend. I have had numerous people report to me
that they couldn't even get my page to load because it kept timing out on
them. It looks like my ISP has been 'upgrading' lately, as all of the
server addresses changed for the first time since I signed up. Either
way,m I hope this clears up because my upstream is nearly
non-existant.
 Old people don't like
Rappablords
For all of you who can still see this page, or for when it all clears up,
I have an mp3 for you to listen too. This mp3 is not illegal, nor is it
music, but it is good for a good laugh. Without a doubt. Have a listen.
I was just involved in a discussion at work about whether or not water
actually drains clockwise here in the Northern hemisphere and
counter-clockwise in the Southern hemisphere. Having been in this
arguement before, I stated that although the Coriolis effect will cause
water to drain in a clockwise direction in the Northern hemisphere (the
same effect applies to wind approaching the earth's pole), it plays a very
small part in the direction of the draining. In fact, the angle of the
jets in the toilet, the levelness of the toilet and the roundness of the
bowl have a much greater effect on the direction the water spins. Just so
you know!
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