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 | Sep 24, 2000 |
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Hey all, Doc Razor here. Sorry bout the late update today but I was in the hospital due to the tremendous agony I’ve been in for the last few days. It was so bad I had to miss YC’s bash. I hear it was a pretty good party, maybe Spitfire will give us all the details tomorrow... Anyway, ya know what one of the problems with the Internet is? Another movie that a lot of nerds just can’t wait for is the new live-action Spiderman movie. The script was apparently done by James Cameron (Terminator, Titanic, etc.), but shooting doesn’t start till January 2001, with a release date of May 2002. Some other upcoming sequels you nerds may find interesting include The Matrix II and III, Heavy Metal 2000, Blade II, and of course Star Wars Episode II. Just punch the title into your favorite search engine and watch the rumors fly. Speaking of movies, if you liked the movie Coyote Ugly (and what heterosexual male didn’t? as long as you were really drunk, turned the sound off, and blasted some Slipknot on your stereo), you’ll love...  Coyote Uglies Ok, ok, I know today’s update was kinda lame but I’m still in pain so fuck off. -Razor | |||
| Sep 23, 2000 |
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Oh yeah, I guess I don't have to do this here... YES THERE IS!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, Doctor Razor is IN DA' HOUSE!!! That's right! I'm gonna be doing some of the updates around here on the main page. What does that mean for you the reader? uhhh…probably not much, but at least you nerds who have no life will be able to read Rblords 7 days a week… I rented the video game Crazy Taxi last weekend. I think I have a chance to make it rich big time. I'm gonna sue SEGA for the use of my likeness in this video game. The character B.D.Joe is an exact replica of me in every way. He looks and talks exactly like me. Have a look for yourself:  Look! It's Me! As a matter of fact, if you look at all the drivers in the game, they look almost identical to all of the Rblords staff. The resemblances are uncanny:  Uncanny! It's lawsuit time!!! Today's video
clip is brought to you by the letter 'S'. Remember when you were a kid
and and you'd watch Sesame Street and they'd always have those grown-up
guest
stars interact with the muppets, but you really had no idea who the hell
it
was. Now that you're an adult, you actually know who the guest star's are, but you don't watch it anymore….  There's something about cheese... Now usually, when I do an update on my page, I end it with a quote from the master of wisdom, Jack Handey, and occasionally a Joke of the Day. Just because I'm a link whore, I'm going to finish this update on my page. - Razor | |||
| Sep 22, 2000 |
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"If somebody through a pie at me I would just beat the hell out of him, and then I would tell the press he had it coming. If he sued me I would just beat him again."- YC when asked if he would run for president Sorry I don't have much of an update today, but I was busy trying to get AvP to work properly. I haven't played this game for a long time but it has fond memories so I am having another go at it. Only problem is, I can't seem to connect to Dog Pound for a game. Oh well.  One Stop Shopping! I opened up my Freenet Email Account the other day to find that it was completely filled with spam mail (20 megs worth!!). By looking at the spam closely, I was able to figure out that I am receiving more and more of it everyday, although I haven't used that email address for anything lately. In fact, lately I am getting 5-6 emails a day. I then thought about how I could incorporate such an annoying feature into some sort of advertising scheme for rblords. Nah...that would take WAY to much time, gotta play AvP :) The next update you will read will be that of Dr. Razor. Be prepared. | |||
| Sep 20, 2000 |
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 Unit3 has graced us with another terrible joke today. I don't know why I announce these anymore, but now you know anyway...
Well, Dr. Razor informed me today that he is going to be taking over the updates this weekend so watch out! If the site is slow during this time, it is probably due to the huge number of hits he will be attracting. | |||||||
| Sep 20, 2000 |
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Bandwidth has been horribly shitty lately and all I can say is that I am getting really fed up with the services of my ISP. I am carefully considering a switch to an actual true-static ip from SaskTel which would be faster AND more reliable, but of course more money also. Some more celebration of the Olympics - Afghan high dive trials.
Rumour has it that YC may be writing an article for rblords soon that you should all look out for. Be prepared because each day he keeps it even more real than the day previous to the current day. I also updated the RB Server Info page, not that anyone cares :) | |||||||||
| Sep 19, 2000 |
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About a week ago I sat down with Dog Pound over a hearty meal of steak and fine ale and discussed the current state of kids in this day and age. As Dog Pound is currently upgrading some classes at a local highschool he has to live with these degenerates on a day to day basis. All this talk came around to the conclusion that "Kids these days don't give a shit about anything". Its true...I even remember in my graduating year of highschool, my English teacher telling me that our year was the last year of kids who actually gave a shit. At the time this confused me, but it all makes sense now. Take for example the recent teachers strike in my humble city of Saskatoon. All highschool teachers were refusing to teach or supervise any extra-curicular activities (Dances, sports, Welcome week, etc). Apparently in support of the teachers, a number of students got together and began 'protesting' not far from where I work. I use the word 'protesting' loosely because although a handful of them (the ones that knew how to write) were holding up brightly colored signs, 80% of them were just skateboarding and railsliding down the old war memorial and destroying parts of our downtown. And these were kids from Aden Bowman and Holy Cross, Saskatoon's apparent 'geek school' and a Catholic school, respectively. Over on the west side, students became tired and simply laid out in the middle of the road and stabbed each other with large, blunt instruments (a popular west-side lunch activity, normally supervised by the teachers) while the teachers locked them out of the school. Later the police would remove them. I wonder what happens when the teachers in New York city go on strike? Anyways, the reason I was reminded of this was because yesterday Jay B of EJ wrote a very good article on the subject which I found to be very informative, vulgar, and true. I suggest all of you should read it as it really sums up the way things are here in good ol' Saskatoon and across North America I am sure. Thats enough complaining for today, I must apologize. What am I, an EJ writer??  Dog Pound put his add back in the paper Today we have a rather hilarious addition to Unit3s Terrible Joke collection. I suggest you all check it out. Man, I just realized that a whole whack of mail which has been coming IN to any of the rblords email accounts has been all messed up and undelivered. For some reason oden was freaking out and not delivering any of the mail, but I seem to have it fixed now and I'm sorry if any of you using the rblords email service suffered any loss. I will be sure to compensate you with a kick in the groin if you complain. | |||
| Sep 18, 2000 |
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Back from a long weekend (for me) and back into updating for the greatest website that ever existed... My super-volare was almost healed this weekend, as I replaced the alternator and battery clamps on the car, bringing the entire project to a total investment of $117. I was quite happy to see that the car was actually starting fairly regularily until tonight, when I discovered the battery to be dead once again. This angers me deaply although I suspect it to be none other than a bad regulator. I guess we shall see. I also put some groovy mags on it. Tomorrow my pictures should be developed and you can all see pictures of this car which I know you have been desperately waiting for...
I checked my mail today for the first time since Thursday night and discovered 100 messages sent to me by members of the DMC2 mailing list (for the new Delorean). I almost forgot that I had joined this list back around December last year, but it has finally livened up. Turns out there is finally some info out about the new car. Not much. I have heard the words 'affordable', 'unique lightweight carbon-fiber design' and '1250HP engine' being tossed around. Interesting. Originally it was said that this car would cost no more than $29'000 US, but for now all you can do is buy one of the fancy $3000 watches. We'll see if ol' John Z. Delorean can do it this time...
In other news, The SDB Server has officially released a new section to their ever-expanding webpage, SDB Silver. When is Razor going to take over the updates??? | |||||||
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