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Feb 12, 2001

Alright, Dog Pound claims that my updates have really sucked lately. I'm sorry if the suckiness level of these updates has become even more evident over the past week or so, but I'm beginning to run out of things to say. After a full year of bullshitting, I'm starting to break down! Jay B, save me!!

Razor's band (which I am part of) isn't doing so hot lately, problem is we seem to be having some communication issues. We haven't really had enough jam sessions I think, and as for gigs, we've yet to get one. All we really need is to get noticed, then we'll be IN. I'm talking record contracts out the ass! When Razor gets a few drinks in him, he can sing any GnR song out there!!

Speaking of bands, I thought Bastard Machine was supposed to be playing their first gig last week. What ever happened to that? Fuck.

Another boring Sunday (ok, the header says monday but I'm doing this early). Another week gone, another winter dissapearing. Is it just me or does life seem to go by faster the older you get? I mean, the 4 years of highschool I went through seemed like an entire lifetime on their own. Now I find myself trying to ignore the passing of time so that I can hold out for the next payday, its really sad when you think about it. I mean, I can't think of any worse crime than wasting time. That Death Clock really got me thinking. We all do have a certain amount of hours left of our lives, why waste a week of it waiting for a paycheque? Life sucks, then you die, right? Either way, if you were to ask The Saint, you just end up serving him anyways :).

Now hippies, hippies knew how to live. I'm not talking about modern hippies (ravers), but the old 60s, live in a bus, have sex 10 times a day, smoke drugs all the time and not care about anything but the environment hippies. I can't think of anything much better other than perhaps being a roadie for Twisted Sister, both would be very exceptable lifestyles. Too bad all the roadies are in jail and all the hippies ended up dying of various STDs which their generation did an excellent job of spreading. Nothing good in life comes without punishment, hey? Bah.

YC has been strongly objecting all of the accusations and rumours of him being gay. So much so, in fact, that some would say that it would make him appear gay. He then had the nerve to suggest that myself accusing him of being gay was just an act to cover up my own gayness. Tsk tsk tsk YC, you only wish!

Bored? Crank up a little Jimmy Ray to enlighten your spirits! I remember back in the day when Jimmy was still popular. At the time I was working alongside Blue4130, and everytime Jimmy came on the radio I would make him turn it up. Blue argued that Jimmy was gay, and would dissapear after his first song lost popularity, but I stood up for Jimmy Ray! He's been gone for awhile but he's on his way to making a comeback!

One last thing before I go today, Unit3 has picked up a new domain name, a .ca domain name. DEMONI.CA is now online and is picking up where Mr. T left off. I suppose this means he'll be making me a new banner for this site. Anyhow, mosey on over to DEMONI.CA for some top quality news....it's generally a lot better than the shit I post here.

	Feb 10, 2001	soul_d
	Welcome to Weekend Update, with Soul D Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight: Midtown Plaza Hosts Retard Fashion Show This weekend, at the Saturday Midtown Meltdown, Unit3 and Myself witnessed what can only be described as some sort of Retard Fashion show. It happened at the CKOM runway, located temporarily in front of Sears, as we watched in complete shock from the upper level. To the booming music of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" some retarded kid in a wheel chair was pushed around the runway by his keeper, and had his arms held in various positions, as to strike an assisted pose. IT'S FUCKING KROWLD OUTSIDE! Since the jet stream is dipping down almost all the way to Texas, everything north of it is being subjected to extreme arctic conditions. It really sucks. The Star Wars of Kung-Fu Movies HANDS IN DOUBLE GUARD POSITION! Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. The movie rules. It is hard to explain how much this movie rules. It had flying Chinamen. Dog Pound on Rampage Dog Pound, Canadian Crackah Rap Monstah, has been on a rampage since Ritz came back to town. It is reported that Dog Pound has so far jumped from a movie vehicle, assaulted one of Ritz's friends, threatened a middle aged woman until she started crying, and been quite the pain in the ass to the general population. Since Ritz returned, he has been stopped for DUI, and been suspected of buggery. When reached for comment, Ultrachronic Ebonic, Dog Pound's manager, refused to comment on the validity of the rumors that PCP is involved in the recent rampages. So far, EZC has not been seen for days, and is suspected to be quite high. Fredish Buys Hot Party Pants/ Fredish has bought some hot party pants. These pants were purchased during the aforementioned Saturday Midtown Meltdown. Yeah!!!! It must be the Tommy Jet D is fucking hot. There will be no weekend update next weekend, as Jet D has buisness to take car of in Edmonton. It is suspected that he will visited Bob and Mary Ericson, and then go in search of martial artists to battle, and beautiful women to party with afterward. It is also rumored that Chow Yun Fat will be in Edmonton, so business could really pick up in china town. FORD CAR $50 OBO Call (306) 230-6173 for details. Well, that's the news and I have to work out of the next 4 hours. Graeme is gay.

	Feb 09, 2001	Spitfire
	Hmmm....ok super late update, so what? I was out having some gay drinks with a gay YC. Man was that ever gay. Razor raised a good point in his discussion board yesterday about Jay B being absent from the whole internet scene. I mean, where is that guy? If you are out there, and you are Jay B, drop me a line to let me know that you still exist. Afterall, you DID say that you were going to join RBlords if you quit EJ. Now I want to know where my articles are! Oh, and to anyone who hasn't noticed, Extreme Jerks is now 'officially' dead/retired. I remember once upon a time when myself and Jay B would argue about which site would last the longest....and now look who won! The guy with no life and plenty of time to make lame updates every night! Yay! I want to go to bed. This update may be lame, but so are you so shut up! I've got a lot of nothing to do tomorrow on my day off, like pull soul_d's lame ass out of bed and beat the piss outta him. Hmm...I think its time for another soul_d article.... One last thing, apparently part of my update yesterday did not make sense. Now that I look at it, it makes perfect sense to me. The comment about "Thats pretty freakin' sweet considering that means this is my last (wahoo!)." was reffering to yesterday being my last day of the week...GOT IT?? HUH?? BAH! Anyhow, if you're bored, go check out YC's new Hi-Fi Page.

Feb 08, 2001

Spitfire

Wow, can you believe it?? All the snow melted away and its +30 outside! Really!

Fellatio, anybody?

Ok, so maybe its not summer yet, but I've still got my hopes! Today was another one of those nasty days where it 'looks' nice outside, but its actually terribly cold. Stupid cold. It aint good for nothin, nothin at all.

On the bright side of things, I just remembered half way through today that I have this friday off. Thats pretty freakin' sweet considering that means this is my last (wahoo!). I also received a check from the Federal Government today for some sort of a 'Heating cost Releif'. Basically, we (Canada) were dumb enough to build a pipeline down to the states so that privatized gas companies could pump all our natural gas down to the US, creating 'above normal consumption', which have caused natural gas rates in some places in Canada to more than double. As a result, everybody up here started kicking and screaming so now the Government is offering rebates to some of us to ease the pain. Yeah, rebates from our own tax money. Kinda like booting yourself in the ass...might as well bend over now.

Enough ranting about the government, time to move on to more serious things. Mr. P sent out a link today to a site completely dedicated to the Rules of Shotgun. Interesting link if you know one of those people who always has to be the first out the door to get the front seat. Read up on the rules, and maybe you could bunt him. I always just kinda thought the only rule was that the toughest guy gets the front seat. Pretty easy that way. Disputes? Paper, Rock, Sissors? How about an all out bare-knuckle box-o-rama?!?!?! BANG!

BILBO OF THE GATEPEOPLE?!?

My tired ass is tired of doing this lame update. Peace out!

Feb 07, 2001

Spitfire

GREAT SCOTT! There's some Global War going on, and everyone's invited!

Went to see the movie "SNATCH" today, not to be confused with Snatch. Anyhow, I'm too lazy to dig up pictures or post DP heads and shit, so I'm just going to say this: it's a pretty decent flic, go and see it...its worth the money and its worth a good laugh. Interesting directing style, some very interesting characters, a LOT of swearing (maybe even more than Shaft??), and a lot of bleeding. Overall, its was pretty damn good. So there you have it.

Click on the Picture to view the caption and see why this pic is so damn funny
(It's a clipping from an English Korean newspaper BTW)
Looking at that picture made me reminded me of my Grade 12 graduation photo for some reason. DP would know which one I'm talking about.

Well, I knew Volare's were cool but....

Kujo mailed me some links about this ultimate super-car awhile ago, at which point it was still a work in progress. Well, its finally done and they are giving it away. They had to take the flamethrower off of the front of the car tho, because of some sort of legal reasons. However, I think it does have an oil slick button to make up for it.

Who would do this to a Volare? Perhaps there is a more volare that is greater in super-ness than my own super-volare? Yes. There is. And here it is.

In a desperate attempt to go to bed early, I'm leaving the update short. Go check out the Discussion Board and read about how YC likes to piss people off. For the one year aniversery of RBlords there are rumours in the air of a re-design, but I'm not sure where I heard that. Oh hey, valentine's day is coming up. Make sure to send a card to your loved one! CHOW!

Feb 06, 2001

Spitfire

So I had a little bit of a chat with YC today about how spring is just around the corner. I've been pissed off for the past month or so ever since I remembered that April existed, meaning that it was that much longer until I was going to see the melting of the snow. YC then comforted me by informing me that on his birthday (Apr. 6 I think), there are usually puddles everywhere. This made me happier, so now if winter isn't over within two months I'm going to take it out on him....or DP. YC then told me a story about how he pissed some guy off on the freeway today who followed him home and yelled at him. It was a good story, really.

Speaking of YC, he has prepared a little bit of a rant for us today. I have entitled it: "Us people today aint done shit"

My exciting story about work today is all about how I managed to misplace 100 brand new, still in the box computers. Sometime this afternoon I trekked my way upstairs to grab one of the 100 new PentiumIII-800s but when I opened the door to the server room they were all gone. When I asked where they went and when they would be back, nobody knew. After being passed off to many different people I eventually located my computers on the other side of the building in a small storage room behind an elevator, where they were stacked all the way up to the 10 ft. tall ceiling. I then had to balance myself on many desks with wheels, trying to reach the one on the top, hoping not to create some horrible land-slide disaster. I got it down safe somehow, but thats my story.

Pretty exciting, hey?

Blue4130 swung by today as I was typing this update, and informed me of this link which he found when searching for "RBlords" on google.com. At first it seemed weird that my entire June updates had been mirrored on thock.com, but then I read Dylan's June Updates and discovered why. Makes a lot more sense now. And although it may be a little late, yes Dylan, we are all HUGE fans of thock.com here at RBlords.

Got forwarded this funny Sony commecial today at work. It's worth a look, and a laugh. Check it out.

Well I suppose that is it for today's update...its only a matter of days until our 1 year aniversery...I suppose I will have to put together something special for that day, huh? Hmmm. If you have any suggestions, either let me know or post them on the Discussion Board. DO IT!

Just one last note: The last ten hits I received from a search engine were from the following queries..."bravada mods", "MAN vs. BEAR comercial", "if you had my love video", "colorcases case review", "funny jamaican songs", "comercial clip funny", "backyard wrestling download", "wheelchair rebecca", "winamp skin girl naked". Just thought you'd like to know!

	Feb 05, 2001	Spitfire
	Beautiful update, soul_d, it almost made me cry! So, as you may have gathered from the "Weekend Update", I went out bowling late Friday night after challenging DP to a game, promising to kick his ass. Of course, I did so kick his ass in the first frame, but then in the 2nd frame he pulled ahead mostly because I was just fooling around and wasn't trying anymore. So, overall I am still the champion. I should mention that Unit3 broke 200 which was pretty cool. Only bad thing is that YC skipped town so he couldn't come show us how its done, Blaine Lake style. Nonetheless, I made a moderate effort at keeping it real, and in the end isn't that the most anyone can expect? Audiophile, our main man, has prepared an article for RBlords. Well, actually, its more of an article directed solely at DP, but what can I say? I'm starving for articles here! This article is a bed-time story about how DP became an educated man, and why no-one understands him (but his woman). Can you dig it?. For anyone that cares, the main RBlords site is now averaging about 50 unique hits per day. These are actually hits BTW, not to be confused with 'page views'. I'm started to get a lot of hits coming from search engines, namely Yahoo. I never signed up for that engine, so I guess now I know who those bots were working for. Weather, weather, weather. With the Super-Volare dead there's not much I can think of other than spring, sun, and beaches. Not bitches, beaches. I am done with winter. I normally don't complain about winter all that much but for some reason I just want to dive back into summer again. Perhaps I need to get out and buy myself a snowmobile or something to keep me occupied, as building snow-forts just doesn't seem to do it for me anymore. And remember, this summer is the "Summer of YC", so everybody best look out, THERE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE! I also still have to figure out what I'm going to do about The Saint getting married right in the middle of PIKE LAKE 2001. This is seriously screwing me over. It wouldn't be that big of a deal if the wedding was IN SASKATOON, but he has to get married 2 hours out of town! Right now the standing plan is for myself and YC to drive to the wedding that Saturday at a speed of 230kph so that we can get there in just under an hour and then get back in just under an hour as well. THE END

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