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 | Feb 22, 2001 |
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Anybody catch the Grammys? I watched the first hour or so and couldn't help but notice how much they suck more every year. The only good part was how the host guy kept talking about how gay Eminem was, and comparing him to Elton John, the supergay. I wanted to check it out to see what Britney Spears was wearing this year (could she find anything more transparent than last year?) but alas she wasn't there. Puff Daddy also couldn't make it because he is currently standing trial. What a wonderful music industry!
Ok, ok, I know I promised some sort of nudity today, so here are your golf lessons to get you in the mood for Spring: Are my updates getting crappier and more empty by the day, or is it just me? Its hard to come up with things to say after almost a full year of doing this. The weather? Its still cold. My life? I'm alright. The state of the current financial market in a nutshell? bah. Send me some ideas on what to talk about or write articles about or something like that because I'm just plain out of originality here. Come on! Or post some ideas on the Discussion Board! Yup. Pretty slow around here. My theory is its just the time of year...this long drawn-out period of time between new years and Easter where there are no stat holidays (except Alberta), crappy weather, and a whole lotta people dragging their feet around. I wouldn't be surprised if the productivity level of the country as a whole decreased significantly during this depressing time period. Which leads me to my point - a holliday in March would do Saskatchewan's economy a whole lotta good. If you don't know where Saskatchewan is, LOOK IT UP!. Last minute note - seems the RBlords DNS problems have pissed __SPACE__ off. Must be working now tho, seing as how she managed to fit in an update. | |||||
| Feb 21, 2001 |
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There's a whole lot of sadness going on in the Discussion Board lately, but I suppose on the positive side that means more hits for me. To try and add a positive note, I've added a super-happy fun survey to get everyone involved...so go check it out and VOTE NOW!. Fuck, I just had a bunch of hot wings like half an hour ago and my mouth is still burning. I used to be able to take that kind of abuse but I can no longer... I understand that many of you have not been able to get to the site lately using the dns name 'RBlords.com'. At first I thought these complaints were unfounded and superficial at best, but on second glance I realized that my DNS Server had errored out and crashed completely. So, I admit this was my fault and the fixes have been made. They should be effective pretty well now, but your dns servers may take a day or two to catch up...who knows...nobody reads this anyhow. I suppose thats why nobody complained that I didn't update yesterday. Wanna know why?? huh?? I got back from the gym at, like, 8:30 and fell asleep until 7 the next morning. Coming from a guy who NEVER naps at all, thats quite an acheivement and was really quite refreshing.
Is there much more to talk about? Dog Pound is still in Vancouver with Audiophile, so things have been kind of quiet on that front. I also haven't really heard from any of my readers lately but I assume by the hits I've been getting that SOMEBODY is coming to my site, other than search engine bots. Anyhow, I'll be back tomorrow with some porno, so don't forget to check back. | |||||
| Feb 19, 2001 |
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GAH...stupid Discussion Board...I trying playing around with some settings (namely I was trying to get it to stop disallowing swearing) and I ended up getting myself banned. Then, in an effort to fix it I just ended up in another mess so I'm going to ignore it for now. I'll try again tomorrow. If anyone was wondering why there was no 'Weekend Update', its because soul_d has been away for the weekend, but I'm sure that this will mean that next weekend will host a glorious update to make up for it (I can only imagine). In fact, everyone was out of town this weekend except for Unit3 and Blue4130..so I guess it was a quiet weekend in general.  I've got one beef to share with everyone today, if I may. If there's one thing that really bugs me about the way 'things are', its the way that society is being filled with more and more single parents all the time. In my personal opinion, neither a male or a female is perfectly capable of raising a child by themselves. To be completely honest, I'm not even sure I like the idea of two females parenting a child or two males for that matter. I think that any child 'needs' a mother and a father figure, even if that parent is not biological. I got thinking about this after watching tonight's episode of "The Practice", where a girl was fighting to keep sole custody of an unborn child because she didn't 'want' the father around. She became pregnant from him because she wanted to raise a baby by herself, and even had him sign a contract saying he relenquished all legal bindings to the child. The line that got me thinking of all of this is when the judge said something along the lines of "It's funny how when a man leaves a child fatherless he is considered a horrible person, however when a mother brings a child into the world with the same intentions, she is considered courageous and strong.". Then you look at someone like Rosie O'Donnel. Rosie has recently adopted her 6th kid I believe, and she announced it on her show with such entheusiasm. I don't doubt her love for these kids, none of which are hers biologically. But at the same time I have to wonder, what on earth are you trying to do? First of all, if you were any regular middle-class smuck it takes you up to 2 full years to get your hands on an adopted baby, and thats if everything goes right. But here's Rosie, big celebrity, and she can get a baby the hour after she makes the decision. There are a whole swack of infertile couples out there who would love to bring that baby into a loving home, and yet now its going to grow up with no father, living in daycare most its childhood (How much spare time can Rosie REALLY have?) and barely even getting the chance to see its mother. I dunno, that just bugs me. Kids should have parents. I think thats all I have to say today. It's nice to see that Larmal is still alive and kicking. In fact, there are a lot of people alive and kicking on the discussion board lately. Have fun and stay out of the sun everybody, tomorrow is going to be a new day. | |||
| Feb 16, 2001 |
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So Dog Pound thinks the site is dying...he thinks the effort stinks. Does anybody else care? It's true, lately I've had my mind on other things but at least I'm still outdoing __SPACE__ and Mr. P. Hmmmmm... I'd like to take a few minutes to talk about a new 'gaming experience' that Razor has brought to my attention. It's called "Majestic", and the reason I call it an experience is because its a whole new form of game, played (in a way) completely over the internet, but interacts with your everyday life. Their slogan "The game Plays YOU" fits very well. I can't really explain it that much more but check out the site, its worth a look. This game seriously crosses some boundries that games have never crossed before, such as actually phoning you at home, and faxing you things. The following is a quote from their FAQ: "Adjustable realism settings allow users to customize the degree to which incoming Majestic communications are identified (in advance) as part of the game. When full realism is selected, emails, telephone calls, faxes and other game interactions will be delivered to the user without any obvious indication that they are related to the game. In this mode, Majestic can most effectively blur the lines between your real life and the game. Users can also choose to have Majestic coversheets on incoming faxes, Majestic identification at the beginning of incoming voice mail messages and otherwise tailor the experience for a less realistic, but more predictable experience. There is also the option to not have telephone calls and faxes sent to your "real life", but you can still check for and receive those transmissions online, while you're in the game."Pretty wacky if you ask me, I wonder if it will fly... Gah, I had more to put up but I lost it, and then I passed out for 3 hours. Damn I hate that. Go check out VaginaMonologues.com for something to do. YC gave me the link and I only had a minute to look at the site and I still haven't really figured out what it is. And no, its not a porn site. | |||
| Feb 15, 2001 |
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What? No update yesterday? Whats with that? Well...it was valentine's day...and although I'm sure all of you were hoping for some super Rappablords Valentine's special update, of course there was nothing. The reason, quite simply, is that valentine's day is a very busy day for me. You see, on Feb. 14th, everybody at work comes naked and participates in a huge super-orgy. So needless to say, I'm still recovering from that but I wouldn't want to leave my readers with TWO days with no updates. For some reason or another, the 'emoticons' in the Discussion Board were all messed up...so I've fixed those...also the Discussion Board should be running faster in general, because it is no longer loading its graphics off of a remote site (which was the default setting).
Alright, I give up...it may be late but I'm here to spread some Valentine's cheer for all you guys out there...nude Valentine's Calender Girls: Thats all for now, come back tomorrow for some super super fun. No really, it will be a darn good time. Darn good. | |||||
| Feb 13, 2001 |
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Gauarusadgh.....I just ate what was left of the pizza I bought Saturday night, what a trajedy. I don't know what it is about Dominos pizza that keeps me coming back, especially after I learned that each individual slice of peporonni pizza contains over 40 grams of fat - more than a Big Mac. Yup, that means that a whole pizza, along with a box of twisty bread brings you up around 500 grams of fat in one sitting (I have done this before, easily, in my younger days. Now it takes me two sittings). Anyhow, I think the recommended daily intake of fat is somewhere around 30-40 grams. Hmmph. This doesn't surprise me considering the horrible feeling that you have to suffer through the entire day afterwards, and the hours you spend on the toilet after consuming a box full of twisty-grease (bread). Mmmmm.....pizza. hmmm. Where is everyone? Hello?? The Discussion Board is dead, and I have had very little email from any of you. OH WAIT, that just reminded me that Blue4130 sent me some sort of article about scientific monkey testing. Hang on, now I have to find it....ahhh here it is. Anyhow, time to roll. Keep it real everyone, I'll see you again in 24! | |||||
| Feb 12, 2001 |
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Alright, Dog Pound claims that my updates have really sucked lately. I'm sorry if the suckiness level of these updates has become even more evident over the past week or so, but I'm beginning to run out of things to say. After a full year of bullshitting, I'm starting to break down! Jay B, save me!!
Another boring Sunday (ok, the header says monday but I'm doing this early). Another week gone, another winter dissapearing. Is it just me or does life seem to go by faster the older you get? I mean, the 4 years of highschool I went through seemed like an entire lifetime on their own. Now I find myself trying to ignore the passing of time so that I can hold out for the next payday, its really sad when you think about it. I mean, I can't think of any worse crime than wasting time. That Death Clock really got me thinking. We all do have a certain amount of hours left of our lives, why waste a week of it waiting for a paycheque? Life sucks, then you die, right? Either way, if you were to ask The Saint, you just end up serving him anyways :). Now hippies, hippies knew how to live. I'm not talking about modern hippies (ravers), but the old 60s, live in a bus, have sex 10 times a day, smoke drugs all the time and not care about anything but the environment hippies. I can't think of anything much better other than perhaps being a roadie for Twisted Sister, both would be very exceptable lifestyles. Too bad all the roadies are in jail and all the hippies ended up dying of various STDs which their generation did an excellent job of spreading. Nothing good in life comes without punishment, hey? Bah.
One last thing before I go today, Unit3 has picked up a new domain name, a .ca domain name. DEMONI.CA is now online and is picking up where Mr. T left off. I suppose this means he'll be making me a new banner for this site. Anyhow, mosey on over to DEMONI.CA for some top quality news....it's generally a lot better than the shit I post here. | |||||||
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