Wow, soul_d managed to win my contest (did any of the rest of you even try??) by getting on the high score list of The Flying Cow.
This means he wins the large doughnut...and here's the proof. Now, you'd think that half a day of advertisement on a site as busy as that would get me a couple hits? Not really, maybe one or
two. People suck and don't know whats best for them. This is the rockin'est site on the NET!
Have you ever actually 'seen' a sonic boom before? Yes, I know a sonic boom is the breaking of the sound barrier, but apparently in some situations the effect is also visible. Check out this picture from NASA's webpage which shows the effect happening to a F/A 18 Hornet. Pretty cool I think.
I feel a new energy coming upon me in terms of maintaining this site, and I believe that all rumour of RBlords being shut down can be temporarily abandoned. My plan for the future is to get a few extra people updating for me so that I don't
have to pump out this crap everynight only for all of you to come back and hope that I have something interesting to say. Of course, I'd like to time this new style with a site re-design which is long overdue but coming nonetheless. You just wait,
it will happen. RBlords is becoming a phenomenon that is sweeping the internet, slowly but surely I am aquiring constant readers from around the globe (not just from my little Canadian city). And why?? Because RBlords is destined to become
the blackhole of the internet, the densest part of the entire network structure which literally PULLS ips towards it so that no matter what you type into your browser, it takes you to ...
...the center of everything 'good'
Here's a funny TV commercial for outpost.com that you should watch. Haven't had a video on here to watch for awhile, SO YOU'D BETTER. Cudos to Kujo for
the link.
I forgot to mention yesterday that the picture soul_d posted a couple days ago was that of a young mrp. I didn't realize it at first, but now that I've found out I think the world
should know. What a cute kid. Too bad he turned out to the future overlord of the world and the end of humanity as we know it. Oh well. Oh yeah, and HIS WEBPAGE SUCKS!
Guess there's no need for me to talk about the weekend, as soul_d's weekend update has taken care of that. But to confirm, yes
I have made a new addition to the Supra's car stereo, which should complete my purchases for the short term. Audiophile has
been so kind to lend me the use of his sub for the last while, although I'm eventually going to have to spring into getting one of those as well. Urgh, so many things to buy and so
little money! :) Oh hang on a minute as I polish my gold shoes.
I recieved an email from the lost Kujo late last week that read:
"FINALLY, I have some time to give you your mush needed links. I've been working every night on the new store that I have failed in my link duty."
Soo.... the first link I received was to a fun little game affectionately called The Flying Cow. I have to say, I played this game for half
an hour hoping the make the high score but I couldn't. I'd like to officially declare a contest...the first person to make it onto the Top Ten score of this game with the name "RBLORDS.COM RULES!"
will receive a very big doughnut from yours truley. If you don't believe I'll hold my end of the bargain, just ask Blue4130 how delicious his large doughnut
was.
You case modders out there will appreciate this custom window kit for your computer case. Looks real snazzy with
a 10" Neon light inside...or maybe even a 15".
DUNGEON SHAVING??? WTF?
Ok, I have to admit that add is a little disturbing...mostly the part about "All Services can be done conventionally nude head-to-toe Dungeon Style". I also like the comment underneith the
picture. But then again, as Dr. Evil always said "There's nothing quite like the feeling of a freshly shaved scrotum"
All this weirdness has reminded me that Demoni.ca has been full of plenty of plush weirdness lately. Not only that, but Unit3
has been updating the page almost as often as I have! I'm beginning to think that I may have a competitor here, and the scarey thing is that his site looks way better! Damnit, if I only had a full-time graphic artist working for me :)
I'd like to take a moment to mention how terrible Stile has gotten at updating his site. For anyone who remembers his site from back when it began, nearly 2 years ago, its evident just
how much downhill its gone. I mean, I clipped the following quote off of his update today: "Here are some of my favorites. Again, thanks to all of you for visiting the site and appreciating what I do. I hope to bring you tons of cool shit in the next few months".
Around the time when the sight started that quote would have read "Fuck you and all the shit you send me. Your mom's a slut. I don't care what you do or think or the twisted lives you live". What happened? The damn guy has gone soft. The whole reason
people read his site was to catch his harsh updates and his tell-it-like-it-is methodoligy...that and the huge amounts of disturbing images/porn. Now you go to his site and see that he has popup banners, advertisers everywhere, and the same old
repeating content. I'm surprised he even manages to update still...I have to say this is probably the first time I've looked at his site since his move from the Bla-Bla servers.
Anyhow, time for some sleep...there's a whole new week to go out and face, although its nice to see this above-0 weather, spring is in the air!
Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
Supra Receives Kenwood Amp
Spitfire recently purchased a 4 channel Kenwood amp for his supra. Friday night, Spitfire manage to half install
it at he circle center underground parking lot before mall security asked him to leave. The amp is 35W by 4
channels and features dual selectable and adjustable high and low pass filters. Spitfire plans on cranking some
boss Jimmy Ray.
Unit3 Beaned by Log
Friday night, on the infamous Ling Street, Unit3 was beaned by a Log. Unit3 was standing in the back of YC super
truck, and screaming something about Iron Maiden and the end of the NAACP at the time. Spitfire, who apparently
had enough of the shenanigans, threw the log which took out Unit3’s shin. It is rumored that Unit3 intends to
make Spitfire “fell the bang” as revenge.
Jet D’s Blaze Hits the Streets.
Jet D revived his Fiery Chariot, and has been cruising in style ever since. The 74 Camaro is loud and fast,
sporting a cammed up 350, awesome crushed velvet seats, and flames for paint.
Blue 4130 Remembers Pike Lake
My pike lake memory. Every year at pike lake has been an adventure. I can’t recall an one time that was better
than the others. Instead of one story I share a collection of events. The first memory that sticks out was the
time me and Janet had to go to a wedding. We left you all and had planned on coming back later on in the night.
Well it started to snow so we stayed at my house. It was a good thing too. When we went back, it turns out that
everyone had gotten sick. Another memory that sticks out is having to sleep in Claytons trunk because it was in
the days before the Dojo. I woke up somewhat disoriented and was heading off to the bathroom. Not knowing where I
was, I stood up and started to walk, which turned out to be more of falling out of the trunk. There are numerous
stories of drunken debauchery and nakedness. All of these are forever with me.
Pike Lake 2K1 look out. It’s going to be a scream.
Dog Pound Wanted for Reckless Driving, Buggery
Dog Pound is currently wanted by the Greystone Heights Neighborhood Watch Committee for Reckless Driving. He was
spotted last night ripping hell all over the place, on and off the road in his Ford Explorer. In an unrelated
charge, he is also wanted for buggery.
Pike Lake Survey Almost Complete.
The Pike Lake Survey, being conducted by Jet D Super Research, Inc., is almost complete. Jet D has informed us
that the results should be posted next weekend update, and that “It was a mistake to ask my friends who they
thought I should be sleeping with.”
Maxis to Release New Reality Game
In a news release earlier this week, the Maxis Software company announced that their newest reality game will be
entitled Sim May Long Weekend, and will be based around a three day camping trip. You will be able to select
camp sights and instruct your simcampers to set up tents, have sex, and destory things. “Arson, Sex, Alcohol and
the works will be involved with this game,” said Boy George, CEO of Maxis, “you can fight with the CO’s, steal
stuff, and buy hamburgers at the Huddle. This is a very adult game.” The game is currently under development.
FORD CAR $50 OBO
Call (306) 230-6173 for details. Car may not be exactly as shown
Well, that's the news and I have to watch Much Music. Graeme is gay.
Greeting fellow Rblordians it's me Jason but some of you have affectionately named me JayB or GayB, or Slim Jones, and sometimes even MasSiVe DawG.
That's beside the point I'm here today to tell you the score and help give Spitz a little content on this beleaguered site.
In December the mediocre website I ran known simply as EJ, was put to pasture. How do I feel about that? Well I felt quite relieved and content, much like when you purchase a high quality hub at a rock bottom price from me.
Besides that my hair is starting to grow back and I am so excited that I am growing it long an lush much like the thousands of meters or high quality Cat 5e cable I sell for the best price in town.
To top it off I no longer feel obligated to sit in front of the computer and write some stupid and pointless crap before going to bed every night, much like an IT administrator that yearns for a single locale in which
he can acquire all his networking needs and sleep with ease knowing he has products with the highest quality and the lowest price in the world.
I should also mention that the cramps in my hand have disappeared as I no longer have to grip my mouse and pound out unfunny, poorly drawn comics, much like that young computer buff that can rest easy knowing he is only one phone
call away from the best networking prices in the galaxy!
So don't cry for me and don't cry for EJ, instead pick up that phone and give me a call for the best prices in this and all other dimensions.
Whats with all of this school violence that has occurred over the past week? Seems like ever since the big Columbine disaster a year ago, its almost become a 'trend' (a horrible thought). Couple days
ago a kid in the states brings a handgun to school and guns down a few of his classmates and a security guard in the changeroom, after being picked on for years and having threatened to shot these kids
before. I mean, here we have a kid who has obviously been picked on the majority of his life, nobody likes him, and people take advantage of that. The kid gets nervous, the rest of the kids know he has a
gun. The kid starts making threats saying that if they don't stop he's gonna shot them, and they keep picking on him and telling him he wouldn't have the guts. Then one Friday he tells them all he's gonna be
back on Monday with a gun and they're gonna die. They laugh. Monday comes around and they're shot. The kid purposely didn't harm any staff, then dropped the weapon and waited to be arrested, totally
willing to pay the price for what he did. Now think about it - is this something that could have been prevented? Maybe. I mean hell, I happen to be of the beleif that this kid was no psycho. I don't think you have
to be crazy to kill people. Honestly, I believe that anyone could kill somebody else if pushed hard enough.
Today a man was stopped somewhere in Canada (Calgary?) entering a school with a shotgun and a knife. The cops caught the kid before anything bad happened after receiving a tip that the kid was "out to
settle a score". The same day a Grade 8 girl in Pensylvania comes to school with a handgun and shots another Grade 8 girl that she didn't like, in a catholic school. Is there something wrong here? Are all of these
kids nuts? I don't think there are anymore crazy kids in school now then there ever was, but why are they pulling out guns? Well, now they know it can be done, its been on TV and its worked before. Sure you'll
go to jail for the rest of your life, or possibly even get the death penalty if tried as an adult, but what do you have to lose when you have no life, and everybody you've ever met has hated you and made fun of you?
Starts to make you think twice as a bully.
Well...thats all I have to say about that, feel free to comment on the Discussion Board if you feel the need. Now onto some regular old-fashioned
fun content...
Now, I have a song for you all to download that was sent to me straight from the The Saint himself. Its not very often that I receive content of any sort from this fellow,
but when I do its usually pretty good. I suggest you all have a listen to this parody of CW McCall's "Convoy" song. Its all about
internet chatrooms, have a listen! HAVE A LISTEN I SAID DAMNIT!!
That picture on the right in a snapshot I took of __SPACE__ about a year ago when we were still in school, in case you were wondering. In the background
you can kinda see Razor's bike which he road to school pretty well every day.
I don't want to get you too worked up, but I thought I'd let everybody know that it would be worth your while to swing by the RBlords site (you know, THIS site) tomorrow because we have a very special guest update
for you. Thats right, you don't have to listen to my mindless rants, you don't even have to listen to soul_d. Who is it? Check back tomorrow and see. If you'd like to make an
update yourself, I'm always eagar to take a day off (not like I don't anyways) so write something up in MS Word or something and email it to me. I'll sort through it and take
care of the formatting myself.
Poor Audiophile has been without a computer for a couple weeks now, so if you were wondering why you haven't heard from him in awhile thats probably why. Actually,
maybe you weren't wondering that at all but its a good thing that you know where that guy is at all times. I've been doing a relatively good job of keeping track of him lately as I have been pestering him about helping me
pick out a set of nice speakers to make the first addition to my future super-stereo (which will be pretty super, but not as super as the one he will eventually give life to). Anyhow, I've pretty well decided on the Seas
"Odin" kit. I need to find a good finishing carpenter that can make me the nice hardwood covered boxes I need though, and that could get tricky...I like Seas though, because
their webpage has little gnomes all over it, and those are real pictures of the gnomes that make the speakers.
I'll leave you today with a good MS knowledge base entry submitted by Blue4130
that you may find useful if you've ever had problems with your home network before :)
Ugh! Stereos are endless moneypits! I figured only a couple weeks a go that I could use a decent pair of home speakers, which got me carried away looking for replacement drivers with
the help of Audiophile (of course), which has turned into looking into some fairly expensive US speaker kits. Not only this, but with spring
in the air I also want to get some better speakers for my car, even though I already put a stereo in it last year. Sheesh, I just can't stop! It's like overclocking Celerons or picking up
dirty prostitutes!
Check out the link on the left (click the picture dumbass) to visit Super Greg's webpage. YC sent this to me and commented that
it reminded him a lot of Mahir. Either way, I think the world would be a better place if there were more people like Super Greg around to help brighten things up. I mean, look at him. Shit.
Speaking of Mahir, here's a guy who met him in person, and has a photo to prove it :). Funny how
this guy is already more popular than your average rock star.
Got a short attention span? Check out the SAS (Short Attention Span) link of the day! I found this link today when searching
around the net for a....
Just found out today that I have to attend yet another "Race Relations" seminar at work. This is the second one in the past couple months, they must really think I have a problem (or somebody
else in my department). I mean come on, I live in a city thats 50% Native American (is that the correct name?) and I am completely non
biased in either way. Just ask YC, it really pisses him off.
Some of you may have already seen this, but check out The Family Automart. These guys will do anything to sell you
their vehicles! I should swing by and see if they will buy my Volare.
As you may have read in soul_d's weekend update, the Super-Volare sustained a life-threatening injury last thursday night. Through
reckless driving on my part, the Volare lost its entire exhaust system beginning at the back of the catalytic converter. It now sounds like a true hotrod, and spent the rest of the
weekend listening to Audiophile beg me to take it out on the streets again. Needless to say, the Volare is injured, but not yet
dead. Though it is getting closer by the day. I'll keep you posted.
Well, seeing as how it is already March and the smell of spring is in the air, one can't stop thinking of that crazy annual festival of drunkeness and forbidden pleasures commonly
known as the "Pike Lake Trip". This annual event, started in the spring of 1996 has been home to many great injuries, wackiness (see picture on right),
and of course fond memories. I should also note
that since its beginning, the annual Pike Lake trip has had a greater turnout every year, and this year shall be no exception.
Everyone's invited, so remember to come on May 18th-21st for...
PIKE LAKE 2001!
I spoke with the notorious Jay B from the deceased ExtremeJerks.com the other day, and he has agreed to write an update for RBlords. When this will happen, I'm not sure, but
when it does...LOOK OUT!
Speaking of EJ, anybody remember that old site EverythingIsFutile.com? Well, its back up and running again even tho
Fat Craig had stated that it would never be so. Have a look if you have the time, although I must warn you that it is nowhere
as exciting as this page.
Remember Jonny Glow? Well, apparently they remember us, because we're on the Jonny Glow
links page. Check it out! RBlords is sweeping the nation, and there's nothing to stop it!
One last link before I bring this update to an end: TwoToneOnline.com. Check out the videos they rock...and thanks to
Blue4130 for the link.
Blue 4130 Remembers Pike Lake 
