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 | Mar 22, 2001 |
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...just when it starts to feel like spring it snows again! And KROWLD!!! Oh well, what can you do? JUST SIT PATEIENTLY AND TAKE IT UP THE ASS, THATS WHAT YOU CAN DO!!!
I should mention that Dog Pound has left the country. Thats right, that wacky local rock star and child porn hobbiest has packed up his bags and headed off to London, England for a short while (two weeks). Seems that all the fame of being a teen idol just started to get to him. Word is he's going to be meeting up with DMX and busting out some of the phattest rhymes dem brits have ever heard. In fact, earlier this week the Queen was heard to comment "I quite enjoy a little 'rap' once in awhile. That 'Dog Pound' fellow sure does a good job of rustling up the old knickers". Here's a picture I've had kicking around for a little bit. I was going to post it on the main page but thought some may complain (sheesh). I believe it accurately portrays the reason I don't feel like getting married anytime soon... Thats it....peace out....MAKE LOVE NOT WAR! | |||||
| Mar 21, 2001 |
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So I've been munching on this box of gummi bears that I bought from Wal-Mart tonight...have you ever noticed how freakin greasy those things are? Maybe its just the no-name cheap brands but damn, this bucket o' gummi's has more grease than Jay B has premium Cat 5e+ cable at discount prices! And, in light of the recent discussions on the Discussion Board, I present to you the following picture:  Sorry for the lack of chit-chat....too busy. Will keep you posted :) | |||
| Mar 19, 2001 |
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The last weekend of winter passes, the first official day of spring is Tuesday and I welcome it with open arms. To celebrate I even drove around all Saturday night with my windows down and my heater turned up. Blue4130 even took the roof off of his Del Sol and joined in on the fun. In addition to this, along with soul_d and Audiophile, we all drove out to Pike Lake and I went down the waterslide for the first time ever! There wasn't even a lineup!
I have yet to understand why no body takes me seriously when I say I've come up with a terrific new invention. Practically 3 years ago now I came up with a concrete theory on time travel that I am 90% sure could be tested and proven if only I had the right equipment (no, not a time machine). Yet everytime I mention this to someone or try and gain sponsorship people laugh at me and often throw cold vegetables. Did Doc Brown ever receive such ridicule? Oh well, less gambling profits for them I suppose! In the media, it seems that Napster has been forced to start monitoring their online network for certain artists, thus eliminating the trading of some music based on artist. As you can imagine, since that point there have been a number of work-arounds available including a service called NapCameBack. The NapCameBack program works by encrypting the file names (currently in simple pig latin form) so that the Napster filters will not detect them. Personally, I think its only a matter of time before Napster starts charging a usage fee... Gah...I'm getting sick of this world, it sucks. But I have more important things to worry about, like when my new speakers are going to arrive in the mail, or when I'm going to get around to start packing up my stuff for the big move a month from now. Have I mentioned that already? I doubt the move will effect the site but I'll let you know when its going to happen just in case it does. I assume I will be leaving the RBlords server at its current location for awhile anyways. In other news, there seems to be a slight chance that the great mrp will be stopping by for a visit in June. Although he suggested that a bunch of us come pay him a visit in Vancouver, I still think that it would be a hell of a lot more cost effective if he were to fly down here. Besides, everyone knows that Saskatoon is the party capitol of the world! Anyhow, not much more to say, I'm expecting an update from Larmal soon so thats one thing to watch out for... | |||||
| Mar 17, 2001 |
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Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight: Unit3 Suprisingly Well Behaved. Unit3 has been surprisingly well behaved as of late. He has not commit any acts of arson or vandalism in the recent weeks, and was even a very mellow character at the Dog Pound Party last night. Some speculate he has toned down in his older years and plans to settle down. Still, others claim he is simple biding his time until his super meter is full and he can unleash the Super-Bang. 
Daft Punk is Back
Good news for Daft Punk fans: they're back and they have become robots. Daft Punk recently released a new single, "One More Time (Celebrate)." The single release was accompanied by a video for the song, which is done in kick ass anime style featuring an outer-space rock band. In the video, the planetary guards are too busy watching the band perform to notice that some really bad green dudes are invading their planet. Then all hell breaks loose and the video ends. The new song almost has a disco feel, and is reminiscent of Stardust's Music Sounds Better With You, which became a staple of the club scene during 1999. Pictured right: Daft Punk. 
Pike Lake According to Dog PoundI remember once, a few pike lakes ago, that Sasko and I, had to drive his underage girl home, and it started snowing REAAAAAAAAAAL bad. He had one headlight, but we had to get that indian home, and fast! So we get back, and everyone is sleeping, the tent is full of snow, and it's wet. So we leave at 5am, not thinking that we took the axe with us. Moral of this story?! Don't date indians Another fun story, was seeing Soul_D get a ticket, for swinging and drinking, and "making out" with Erin I once saw Blue4130 puke at the lake, I also saw YC drink a ungodly amount of Tequila in a short period of time, then proceed to lie on my car, not making sense. I remember once also, when Spitfire drank a bottle of appleton rum.....wait.... This year DP, will drink booze at PL2k1, and whooo over the pretty ladies...and do some EXPLORERing and Remember, the fire is sooooooooooooooooo 3d The Pike Lake Survey The pike Lake survey was conducted by Jet D Super Research, Inc., and included a cross section of pike lake attendees, from 5 year veterans to rookies. It is intended to be accurate to a percent error of 95%, and should under no circumstances be used for anything other than entertainment purposes. For a more accurate report on Pike Lake, send $399 USD in cash, and a letter requesting the Pike Lake Information package to: Jet D c/o Rblords.com 11 Ling Street Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada S7H 3G4Jet D makes no promises about the accuracy of this report. Alternatively, Jet D will provide you with the full information package, the enhanced information module, and a hand written invitation inexchange for Power of Attorney. You may mail the applicable legal documents to the above address. You could do worse than put your future in the hands of Jet D. The Question: I will not come to pike lake without the following five items: The Answers: Cayley: beer, music, more beer, toothpaste/brush, beer Graeme: Vodka, Food (!!!), Some sort of weapon (most likely sword &/ deathstick), Vodka, something else dangerous. Clayton: Tent - Sometimes it gets freakin' KROWLD, Axe - 2 would be better, we always break at least one, Dawn - I'm not going to forget her again, YC, 1000 feet of premium Cat 5e+ cable Vance: Women, Del Sol, Bike, Dojo, ummm more women Steven: Booze, Ball Glove, Women, Explorer (Pike Lake will never be the same), Bryce's Teeth on a necklace Darren: Stereo, money, women, ass, boobs YC: rye, chevelle, axe for chopping wood for hot young girls in next site like last year, rags and cleaner for cleaning my tent after drinking tequila, backup sleeping bag for night AFTER the night I drink tequila Jet D: Self Esteem, Martial Arts Talent, Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence. Jet D Comments on the Survey: First off, I am afraid of what Graeme has planned. Secondly, who’s bringing the N.D.S.? Spitfire Poised for Disaster. It is rumored that Spitfire is playing with the edge off a knife with a blindfold on while standing in a burning house that is also used a dynamite factory and for storing gasoline, as well being used to manufacture herpes and cancer. That's right, he's been hanging with the Henry. More on this as it develops. 
FORD CAR $50 OBO 
Call (306) 230-6173 for details. Car may not be exactly as shown 
Well, that's the news and I have hit the strip Graeme is gay. | |||
Dog Pound's Massive JT's Party a Blast.
Dog Pound's JT's party went off quite well with a good time had by all. Bryce Sasko was in attendance, as well as the infamous King YC. The mysterious Laurie made her debut last night as well. Spitfire arm wrestled with many, and kicked ass. He also still claims his undefeatable title in the game of knuckles.
Jet D Confused in the World of Car Audio
| Mar 15, 2001 |
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I wasn't going to update tonight seeing as how I was feeling quite tired, but I couldn't help but post this email I received from Larmal tonight. For anyone who doesn't know, the notorious Jerky Clay from EJ and myself are the same person, and this email was sent recently to jerkyclay@extremejerks.com... Hey,What can I say to that? :) Well, Mr. Bull, if you're reading this today I advise you take that little piece of Russian ass and show her how things are done in the fast lane. Find yourself a good role of duct tape to seal shut that hideous jaw (not to mention the horrible Russian accent) and take her out on the town. Later on take her to a sleazy motel (you don't want to look like you're showing off) and the rest is up to you. Remember: "Russian girls never say NYET!" | |||
| Mar 14, 2001 |
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First of all I'd like to start this sweet update with a link to one of my favorite bands. You probably haven't heard of them before, but nonetheless they deserve some attention because of their name alone. Check them out to see why. Some pictures of the upcoming 2002 Porsche Carrera GT with 558HP Naturally Aspirated V10 Engine...beautiful car... 
On the subject of fast cars, why not throw something different into the pile? Hellsh0ck sent out an email today about this electric car which performs 0-60 in 4.1 seconds. Thats right, I said electric. But NEITHER of these cars even come close to the performance level offered by Unit3's new extra-wide Corvette concept car...(that green piece in between the windshields is a plank of wood nailed on BTW)  I don't really have all that much to say today...I went and saw "Hanibal" tonight, and it was pretty good. I don't see why everybody is saying its so terrible, I've definately seen a lot worse (like almost every movie in the last year) but it was pretty decent. Of course it wasn't as good as the first one, but I think it was a mistake from the beginning in replacing Jodi Foster. Nevertheless, go see the movie because it was good. Now what? Here's a funny Miller commercial sent in by Dr. Razor. You like that? Thats it for today! | |||
| Mar 13, 2001 |
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Wow, soul_d managed to win my contest (did any of the rest of you even try??) by getting on the high score list of The Flying Cow. This means he wins the large doughnut...and here's the proof. Now, you'd think that half a day of advertisement on a site as busy as that would get me a couple hits? Not really, maybe one or two. People suck and don't know whats best for them. This is the rockin'est site on the NET! Have you ever actually 'seen' a sonic boom before? Yes, I know a sonic boom is the breaking of the sound barrier, but apparently in some situations the effect is also visible. Check out this picture from NASA's webpage which shows the effect happening to a F/A 18 Hornet. Pretty cool I think.
Here's a funny TV commercial for outpost.com that you should watch. Haven't had a video on here to watch for awhile, SO YOU'D BETTER. Cudos to Kujo for the link. I forgot to mention yesterday that the picture soul_d posted a couple days ago was that of a young mrp. I didn't realize it at first, but now that I've found out I think the world should know. What a cute kid. Too bad he turned out to the future overlord of the world and the end of humanity as we know it. Oh well. Oh yeah, and HIS WEBPAGE SUCKS! | |||||
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