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	Apr 29, 2001	soul_d
	The Quick Weekend Story Jet D spent the weekend trying to install a monster Xplod system into his camaro. Audiophile has been helping him every step of the way. YC is now king of sixth street, and there is a cute catholic school girl next door. Friday night was dumb. Saturday night was pretty good until the fighting started. Five lines from five songs to think about: This world is only about you. The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance on me. So whatever it is you puffin' on that got you thinking that you superman - I got the kryptonite and I smack it with my dick and the mic. Cause I'm in no rush and I can't stand rushin' - everything's slow motion like I'm trippin' on tussin'. When I come and bring the ruckus suckas duck out the door. So that's it for now.

	Apr 25, 2001	Spitfire
	Paint paint paint, still getting the new house ready (yeah, I haven't moved yet). Dog Pound came by to encourage me under strict supervision for awhile which made the job a little less lonely, but then he fucked off to go visit his real friends at the bar....Jack and Jim. What a lush! I think soul_d is mad at me. He phoned me today to see what I was doing and I was like "I'm going to the gym, then to go painting" and he was like "you're always fucking off somewhere else" and I was like "so what" and he was like "not like I care" and I was like "yeah" and he was like "click". What a jerk! I have a video for everyone today. Thats right, content!! Anyhow, this video is simply a hilarious beer commercial. (Warning: Contains nudity. Unit3 should probably not see this). But thats about it, I have to get back to setting up dialup on oden so that I will have an actual internet connection when I move out. I'll probably get high-speed hooked up at home as well, but even then it takes 2 weeks for them to come out and hook it up! Oh well...its freakin hot outside (+21 today) so I'm not gonna sit around and complain about slow internet speeds, I've got to get practiced up for all the sweet beach vollyball I'm gonna be playing with all the babes at the lake this year! Oh, and my girlfriend too of course :)

Apr 23, 2001

Spitfire

Well...the speakers are in and set up. All I can say is "Wow". These speakers honestly sound better than I even thought they could have, so in short I am very happy with the end result. Audiophile and his brother did a remarkable job in applying the veneer and staining it for me, they honestly look twice as good in person as they do in the pictures from last update. So come on by and have a listen!

So, where is everybody? Haven't had any RBlords donations for awhile (other than DP and his Mr. Roboto Article), and I can't keep this rambling on forever! Know what? I think its time that mrp submit something for me, like an article perhaps, rather than wasting all of his time in stupid school. That is, of course, assuming he even reads this page anymore.

Nobody has offered me any money for the Volare yet, which is very surprising at that low, low discount price! So I'm going to offer this deal, this week only...buy now and get 20 feet of premium Cat5 cable free! The car must be gone by the end of this week, so please jump at this chance to own part of automotive history!

I found a motor for the Supra, but its out in Toronto. Hopefully if all goes well I'll be able to drive the car once again in the next couple weeks (depending on how long it takes to ship an engine from Toronto). I'm pretty excited about this, even though it means paying a goodawful sum of money to have the work all done. One thing that has helped me to get through all this pain though, is that a friend from work managed to do the exact same thing to his Eagle Talon about a week ago, so at least I'm not in this alone!

I don't know what happened to the weekend update, I'm typing this at 11:00PM on Sunday night so unless soul_d is up late doing it tonight, it might not happen. Who knows. The big Pike Lake trip is coming up soon though, less than a month away actually. Everybody remember to come on out May 18th, 19th, and 20th. We're planning on pissing the CO's off good!

Wanna see something totally messed up? How about a guy who had his wife preserved in a coffee table after she passed away. Now that is seriously fucked up.

Thats about all I have for today, good luck to all you poor school kids who are in the middle of finals right now! School sucks! But computer's also suck.

Apr 20, 2001

Spitfire

GAH! Stupid SGI and they're inability to withdrawl money from my account on the right day! Because of them I am accidently broke for the next 10 days! Grrr....

I can't remember if I've mentioned my speakers on any of my previous updates, but a few weeks ago I had Audiophile help me pick out some 'replacement drivers' for some old cabinet speakers I had lying around. Well, I started out with a $200 budget and I thought that was stretching it, and then after much thought and convincing I decided to go with a more expensive 'do it yourself kit'. I ordered the drivers, crossover parts, etc, in kit form which came in a couple weeks ago. Seeing as I'm not much of a carpenter, I had Audiophile take the drivers to BC with him for easter break so that him and his brother could assemble cabinets for them. I have been very anxious to see and here these speakers, which I have sunk a pretty penny into, and I finally have some finished pictures of what they look like.

Click on some of the pictures on the right to see exactly what kind of work went into creating these 1.5" thick monsters. The kit, if you are wondering, is called the Seas Odin, and is comprised of two Seas W17E002 6.5" magnesium cone woofers (with 2" copper phase plugs) arranged in an MTM design around a single T25001 1 inch Fabric dome tweeter (with a magnet the size of my fist). These drivers are part of Seas' Excel line, which are their "high-end" drivers. Audiophile has assured me that these will sound better than any speaker you could find in Saskatoon, which is nice to know! I mean, come on, Gnomes made them!

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Thanks to Audiophile for all the advice, hard work and time that he has put into these speakers on my behalf, and a double-thanks to his brother for all of his advice and contributions! I can't wait to hear them...

Bah, Dog Pound has become enraged that he has not been mentioned on this site for a long time, in fact he has actually threatened to sue me for his decrease in record sales over the past month. What can I say? He HAS prepared a little something for the site however, which is the Story of Mr. Roboto. I think Unit3 may be especially interested in this! Read on!

Man, if you like stick man karate then the flash video to the left is for you! YC sent this out today, and I thought I would put it up to share with all of those violent people out there who would enjoy this kind of stuff, namely The Saint and Dr. Razor. Enjoy!

There's really nothing out there that can beat a good stickman animation, except maybe free pr0n.

News flash from the car world...my Supra is going to need a new motor, there isn't much of a debate about this issue anymore. I have found it very hard to get ahold of a rebuilt motor for my car, but I can however get my hands on a Japanese spec motor with less than 50'000 miles on it for a decent price, and I think thats going to be about my only choice at the moment. I'll fill you in as I find things out though, but for now I am driving the Bel-Air again!

Well, thats plenty for a Friday update, I'll finish off with this beautiful new slogan:

Cheers!

	Apr 18, 2001	Spitfire
	Why does everything in this stupid world cost money?? Better question: Why does everything in this stupid world COST A LOT OF MONEY?!?!? I mean, why can't the world just revolve around favors? You know, like you paint my car and I'll slap your ass kinda thing! :) Oh oh, speaking of cars, I tried to enter the Super-Volare for sale on Ebay today, and after almost a half hour filling out forms and confirmation notices, etc, it informed me that it costs $25 to sell something. Whats with that??? Oh well, going by the fact that I'm sure as many people frequent RBlords as they do Ebay, I'll just post it here instead: 1978 2-Door Plymouth Volare 318 Sport Console, Sport mags, Cold Air Conditioning, HOT Heater. Runs like a charm! Transmission slips, and is kinda ugly, also missing complete exhaust system. A real head turner! $100obo You can email offers to me. Also, I have a 9 pasenger '79 Caprice Station wagon for sale for $200obo. Once again, email me if you are interested. Buyer takes care of delivery! Audiophile has been hard at work with his brother in BC putting together some cabinets for my new speakers. Hopefully I will soon have pictures that I can post here so that you can have some sort of idea of what I'm talking about. I can't wait to have them home (Saturday) and have a listen to them, they'd better rock because they are costing me a small fortune! All well worth it though, of course. Well, ya know...I just don't have anything else to say. Does anybody read this anymore? Sure seems quiet out there, even the Discussion Board has quieted down significantly. Must be spring fever...I guess I'll let it slip. Oh, I just received my notice in the mail that the RBlords.com domain is due to expire within the next month, and now I know why the registration was so cheap! The renewal fee is 3x the price of the oringal registration! I'm thinking of just letting it expire and then re-registering it for another $15 since I'm so cheap....so if all of a sudden you can't get to the site and you really, really need to, try oden.pwrsrc.net....OR the classic Rappablords.eu.org which still resolves... Peace out ma brothas!

	Apr 16, 2001	Spitfire
	Guess I missed Friday's update...oops. Well, I was supposed to be moving this weekend but the house was not ready, and by the looks of it I may be waiting another week or two. Not a big deal, but it would be nice to get out before the end of the month. The Supra is going in for surgery tomorrow and I'm hoping to see a full recovery by sometime in the next week or two. The Bel-Air has a new set of tires, a new pair of front fenders, and after next week hopefully a new front-end. Either way I'm hoping to have both cars back on the road by the end of the month. Would anyone be interested in purchasing a 1978 Plymouth Volare for $100? Sounds like __SPACE__ has found a new job...I suppose it is about time for her to start counting the days to the last day of school. She also sent me an email to apologize for not submitting her Easter article on time, but assured me she hasn't forgotten, but she may change the topic to "how much I love being done finals AFTER Easter". Can't wait! Short update, but thats all I have to say! Send me something!

Apr 14, 2001

soul_d

Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:

BEWARE THE COMING OF THE HUMP

The notorius asshole Cayley Humphries has returned to his summertime stomping grounds, and citizens of Saskatoon are urged to double lock their doors and board up their windows. C-Hump is staying with his brother G-Hump. The two together are incredibly more dangerous than either one individualy. When C-Hump and G-Hump join together they form Mega Ultra Hump, and rain doomsday upon the innocent. Jet D is working overtime to combat this new development.

Car Curse Nails Second Victom.

YC's Chevelle has been struck by the dreaded Car Curse which claimed it's first victim in Spitfire's Supra. YC reports that his vehicle has a stuck valve and will not be in operation for another 2 weeks. It is speculated that this recent rash of car disasters is in some way related to the return of C-Hump to 'Toon Town.

Ryly's Not Open on Good Friday.

Ryly's shut it's doors for Good Friday, preventing the trio of Blue 4130, Fredish, and Jet D from entering the premises. It is reported that Jet D was very upset when he found out that he was not going to get to go to Ryly's, kicking and scream, and swearing a blue streak about the bar being closed. The purpose of the trip was originaly to investigate a promising dream that Blue 4130 had.

Jet D runs out of Pike Lake Memories for the Update.

Here is a small list of really cool things that happened at Pike Lake last year.

Eli getting noosed.
Eli's car and the rocks in the hubcaps.
Eli's radio being noosed.
Eli's radio being smashed.
Eli being smashed.
Eli's campsite with Chris Osler sleeping under the Picnic table.
Eli finding 30 Grade 10 students.
Eli bringing Drew.
Eli's campsite having Danni the Fire Marshall in it.
Eli's campsite having Drew Thompson's car with Drew Thompson's car alarm.

Nicole Leatherdale.

The Pike Lake Survey

Last weekend there was an incredible outpouring of Support for Tony Danza. Tony is a very special actor, and obviously has many very special people who care about him.

The Question: What's the deal with the Huddle?

The Answers:

Cayley: big gay men grabing each others asses
Graeme: 17 chinese what??
Clayton: Top quality food and treats for special rock-bottom prices. They also have sweet 10 year old arcade games and sell camera film for $10 a roll (premium film)
Vance: So full of China it isn't even funny
Steven: Not enough retired Vietnam Vet's hanging outside asking for change
Darren: Fucking immigrants
YC: It's where all the asian's huddle together during the night to try and stay warm, but mostly it's where they huddle together because they are safer from the american soldier known as sould that way.
Jet D: It's a football thing.

Jet D Comments on the Survey:
I don't think the people like the huddle.

Blue 4130 Vs. Winnipeg

Last Wednesday, Blue 4130 made an emergency flight to Winnipeg for job related duties. He reported that he spent a lot of time playing Zelda on his laptop, and that he spent some quality time in the hotel's lounge. Blue spent the evening ogling a very hot girl, and being served drink's by Gary Coleman's big brother. "That double Gin and Tonic was pretty strong," Mr. 4130 noted, "That coleman was wack."

Jet D Looks Good in Versace

Last night found Jet D at Champs, drinking Millers and scoping the floor for honeys. Overall, Jet D was not very pleased with the evening in general, but did manage to find a few good looking girls. "It was quite depressing, actually," Jet D said of the matter. At one point during the night, The Shooter waitress told Jet D that he looked like he needed a shot. Jet D asked her for "the meanest one that you have." She obliged and was suprised when she found out that Jet D was purchasing the shot for himself. It tasted like cinnnamon.
This morning, Jet D awoke bright and early in Blue 4130's apartment and did some exercises. Later, Mr. 4130 and Jet went down to Spitfires house and woke him up. The trio had breakfast at the Double Deuce. Jet D decided that to combat the depressing events fo the last four days, he would go shopping. He purchased a monsterous 12X10" tent at Canadian Tire, as well as a 505 piece tool kit for loving his Camaro. Shortly after, Blue 4130 decided he was in need of his couch, so Jet D parted ways with him and wished him well. Hooking up with Shea Adonis, Jet D found himself travelling down to the Bayside inorder to shop for clothes at the Ultimo Euromoda. Jet D looks good in his new Versace jeans.

Nokia Cell Phone $25 OBO

Nokia Cell Phone, good condition
All resonable offers considered.
Seller agrees to pay shipping.
(306) 230-6173
Cellular Phone may not be exactly as pictured

Well, that's the news and I have to go for dinner with the family. Graeme is gay.

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