Rappablords Online

May 08, 2001

Yep, it's a Tuesday update...because I forgot to do one last night...

For starters, I'd just like to mention to all my loyal RBlorites that the RBlords.com domain name may fail to resolve anytime between now and a month from now. The reason being that I purchased the RBlords.com domain name from a bargain super-deal site, which offered it for $15. Now that the year is up, they are wanting a $50 renewal fee. I'm assuming the purpose of this is so that nobody else can wheez my domain name. So...I'm just going to let it expire, and then I'll reregister for $15 again because I'm a cheap ass. So, if RBlords.com dissapears all of a sudden, and you REALLY can't wait the extra few days that its going to take to get it back up and running, try the old "rappablords.eu.org" name, it should still work. And remember, NO WHEEZING MY DOMAIN NAME!

Man oh man, check out the size of that reefer! Audiophile sent this my way to prove to me that everything in BC is, indeed, bigger. This picture was taken at his old place in Richmond, and the man is none other than Fiston Kabwabe. The man in the background is unidentified but it suspected to be somebody who followed the smoke trail in from outside.

Thanks for sending me this wonderful picture, Audiophile....other than Kujo you're the only one that does anymore. Apparently Dog Pound has better things to do!

Well, looks like good ol' Microsoft is planning on pumping its new operating system (Windows XP) out by the end of the year. This new O/S is designed to replace both Windows ME AND Windows2000, by combining the two operating systems into a single codebase, based mostly off of the NT kernel. This could be interesting, will it finally work? Better question: will it be as stable as Win2k?. Anyhow you can read more about it here.

Well well well, if it isn't Audiophile himself! I've had this picture around for awhile, but I lost it for awhile so here it is. This was an earlier picture taken during his days in the 70s as a super-mutant gay rights activist. Many poor, poor striving hetrosexuals died at the tips of his large, gay arms during that decade I can tell you!

HEY! Wanna watch some sexy college girl dance around in her apartment practically naked? Check this out! Note: May offend some viewers.

That reminds me, during work today I stopped by Harry Bailey pool (those in Saskatoon should know where this is), whom we support, and came to the sudden realization that it is the sychro swimming national championships. Today was ages 13-24. As I was busy at work, I talked breifly to one of the lifeguards who was having the time of his life. To quote him "This kicks ass! I just sit here and watch these half-naked beautiful women all day! And its not like any of them are going to drown, so I've got it made!". For those who are interested, you may attend this feature any time this week at no cost...I believe it runs all day until late at night.

Just a quick update for anybody who cares about my car...word on my Supra for today is that the crank, supposedly a forged crank, is not a forged crank. Also, on top of that, the crank has warped under high-heat conditions and is non-repairable. Basically, this means I need a new/rebuilt crank which could cost up to $1500. Stupid import!! Ahh well, time to look around for a new one...if you're reading this, Mark, check around Calgary for a cheap re-ground Supra crank for a 7M-GTE block! One with the bearings would also be nice!

Anyhow, thats it for today. Y'all have a good day, ya' hear?

Oh yeah, and get yer ass over to the Discussion Board! It's really drying up in there lately!

May 05, 2001

soul_d

Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:

Blue 4130 Has New Pad, Choice of Jailbait.

Blue 4130 has moved into The S's neigborhood as of late. His new dwelling, shared with his sister and his brother in law, is quite happening. Blue had a small party friday night which went over quite well. Also, Blue has had many pretty young girls approach him asking for a ride in his Del Sol. Some sources are stating that there are possible legal complications in this matter, but another trustworthy source, Shaggy, had this to say: "say it wasn't you."

Spitfire Quaking From The Mickey D's

Last night Spitfire ate 6 cheeseburgers. He spent the remainder of the night laying on his stomach, well many people took turns ASSaulting his buttocks.

YC to Bring Chevelle in Soon

YC is expected to bring his rad ass 454 powered chevelle into town soon. It had suffered from some major cam problems, but that situation is currently being rectified. YC's chevelle is a wild chunk of steel, boasting some trick NOS interior parts, and a 454 that makes it go like a raped ape.

Jet D Reflects on Pike Lake

When the season change and the spring embarks,
When the sun goes down and the earth goes dark,
When the world turns us for one more day,
A man sits and thinks "there has to be a better way."

And so the lake begins it's swell,
a spring time rise the papers tell.
So the beach opens once more,
and the chinese man their store.

The people come into the park,
And play on the beach until it is dark.
Then the fires is lit and the fun become intense.
and some lovely people go make babies in their tents.

The Pike Lake Survey

It has now become time for what has perhaps been the most long awaited item to become listed in the pike lake survey. The most controversial question in the history of the pike lake survey is about to be uploaded into the world wide web, and Jet D is turning red with embarresment and will probably be crying at work over this.

The Question: Five girls that should be sleeping with Jet D:

The Answers:

Cayley: Robyn, Dia, Robyn, Eli, Robyn
Graeme: Nicole, Amber, Shannon P., Shannon Erickson, AND NOT THE GIRLS I'M AFTER LIKE IAN!!!
Clayton: Cameron Diaz, Nicole, NOT my sister, Connor, Melissa Bell
Vance: The first 5 that I am done with, He can have sloppy seconds
Steven: Only Five?
Darren: Connor, Connor, Connor, Connor, Connor
YC: Roseanne barr, Rosy O'donnel, big black girl from "road trip", RB, and because I have to be nice for at least one of them, lucy lui or liu or whatever
Jet D: Robyn (the singer), That Jacky girl on the Seventies Show, Amanda 2, Erin (angel...), and this awesome girl that works at the center selling purses or something.

Jet D Comments on the Survey:
Asking this question (and expecting myself to answer as well) was perhaps the dumbest thing I have ever done. Sorry my answers are a bit of a cop out, but Jet D does not like to cause sexual tension, he only likes to relieve it.

Cayley Humphries Expected to Place Well at Figureskating Championships.

Cayley Humphries is expected to be in contention for a medal at the World Figureskating Championships. Our sources informed us that even though Cayley has no rythm or flexablity, and probably hasn't skated since he was in Hockey years back, he is expected to be in top contention because the atheletes are actually judge solely on how much of a fag ass they are.

Jet D is Busy Busy Busy!

Jet D has been very busy lately prepping himself and his camaro for Pike Lake 2001. The Camaro has recently recieved a new stereo which consists of a Clarion Deck, Memphis Audio 6X9's, two Sony 12" Xplods, a Kenwood KAC628, and a KAC729S. The stereo is very loud. Jet D extends mad props to Audiophile for all of his help and excellent work on the carpeting that went along with the install. Be ready, baby, the Eviction Mobile is coming to Pike.

Nokia Cell Phone $25 OBO

Nokia Cell Phone, good condition
All resonable offers considered.
Seller agrees to pay shipping.
(306) 230-6173
Cellular Phone may not be exactly as pictured

Well, that's the news and I have get down to The Odeon. Graeme is gay.

	May 05, 2001	Dog Pound
	Well folks just a quick update from the one and only Dog Pound. Spitz showed me how to do this thing, so i'm doing it. Just to let you know Spitfire got totally wasted on CB's tonight, and I can't find my Explorer. Soul_d will have an extensive review coming in a couple days, or else he will die. Ciao!

	May 04, 2001	Spitfire
	It's late, so here's my update: Chow!

May 02, 2001

Spitfire

First off today, I would like to display to everyone this wonderful work of art...to your left is a high-end car audio amplifier built by SoundStream. The amp is called the "Human Reign" and was crafted by world renowned artist/sculpter William Boddy and comes with the following description:

"THIS IS A SOUNDSTREAM CAR STEREO AMP. IT IS A WORK OF ART EXPRESSING HOW YOU WILL FEEL AFTER YOU HEAR HOW MUCH IT COSTS... IT IS A LOT. THINK EXPENSIVE THEN MULTIPLY IT BY 10."

If you want to know more about this amp, just click on the picture to the left. I would also like to mention that the main page of the SoundStream Webpage is TERRIBLE. Ugh, I can't believe they actually put that up. Click on the "Flash Version" of their website, I think Dog Pound will get a laugh outta this.

My Bel-Air _should_ arrive home tomorrow, and my Supra shouldn't be more than another week or so. Also, it looks like I may actually finally get the chance to move out the weekend of the 11th, so that will be fun.

I had lunch today with Dr. Razor and YC. Razor found a way to make a bunch of instant money by selling his house and living in backalleys, which allowed him to buy himself a brand new 61" TV and broken Street Fighter II arcade game. Seems he was right about to drive all the way to Regina to pick it up until he realized (by looking in the phone book) that there are a handful of places in town here that sell the games as well. Hmmm...

Laughing at MicroSoft is always fun...check out this sweet entry from their knowledge base. Talk aboiut forcing your users to use uncrackable passwords! I also heard the other day that Bill Gates has fallen in the rankings and is no longer the richest man in the US, mostly because of all the money he has been spending in court lately. I can't remember the numbers exactly, but I think I heard that he went from being worth $18 billion to something like $6 billion. Poor, poor, bill. He'll have to trade in his platinum shoes for gold ones like I've got!

Need a good way to get out of the office without your boss finding out? Then this instructional video is for you! I think this video would be of particular interest to YC, who is constantly complaining about how his boss won't allow him to go to the 7-11 and buy strawberry marshmellows and cobra candies during the day. Try it out!

Speaking of 7-11s, they now have a MOUNTAIN DEW SLURPEE! (see pic). I'm a gonna get me one a these tomorra!

In other news (there's a lot of news today), soul_d has his stereo installed in his Camaro now, so if you hear your walls shaking and some engine revving, its probably him and he's probably lost again. That guy boasts about how shit-hot his gas mileage is but he forgets to tell you that he goes through a tank of gas just getting home from work because he can't see worth shit.

Thats it for today, I'm outta here!

	Apr 30, 2001	Spitfire
	Last day of April...and I didn't do an update on Friday...why? I was sick. This weekend passed by fairly quickly (in my opinion), and apparently soul_d thought my bonfire on friday was dumb, but YC has moved into his new place, and his party on Saturday rocked for as long as I was present. My cars are still both in the shop, and this is starting to get frustrating. My Supra has finally had its motor pulled out, and now the mechanic that is working on it doesn't want to put a new motor in, because he's scared of ever having to take the motor out again if something were to go wrong. So thats 3 professional mechanics now that I have scared off with my car. Tomorrow I'm off to the dealership to ask how much they would charge to drop a new motor in with a warranty attached, I don't think I have much other choice. My Bel-Air, on the other hand, should be ready tomorrow, or maybe Tuesday...so I can't wait to get that back. PR0N! PR0N! PR0N! PR0N! PR0N! And thats it!

	Apr 29, 2001	soul_d
	The Quick Weekend Story Jet D spent the weekend trying to install a monster Xplod system into his camaro. Audiophile has been helping him every step of the way. YC is now king of sixth street, and there is a cute catholic school girl next door. Friday night was dumb. Saturday night was pretty good until the fighting started. Five lines from five songs to think about: This world is only about you. The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance on me. So whatever it is you puffin' on that got you thinking that you superman - I got the kryptonite and I smack it with my dick and the mic. Cause I'm in no rush and I can't stand rushin' - everything's slow motion like I'm trippin' on tussin'. When I come and bring the ruckus suckas duck out the door. So that's it for now.

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