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 | Jun 17, 2001 |
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Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
Weekend Update Revamped Weekend update has been given a shot in the arm by the hiring of Burt Reynolds to the position of News Director. Mr. Reynolds brings to the team his years of experience in all forms of media, as well as vast connection inside and outside of Hollywood. We are all very excited to have Mr. Reynolds as part of the Rblords crew. Mr. Reynolds has already reshaped the look of the update by adding a glowing green muscle man at the top. When asked to comment, Mr. Reynolds had this to say to the viewers: "Hey, Check out Steven's Back." Kujo's Got a Girlfriend! Once there was a girl named Heather, Who was waiting for the end of the winter weather. Now she kisses Eli. TSN Executives Claim Breach of Contract Representatives for TSN have stated the the sports station is "unimpressed" after Pike Lake 2K1 came and passed without the Rubber Tire Concern tournament that they had been promised. "We were told there would be a tournament, and we spent a lot of money advertising it and put a lot of work into preparing to air it, only to not be given a tournament to air." For some reason or another, there was no rubber tire concern to be broadcast during the PL2K1 weekend. Many people tuned into TSN on Friday, May 18th only to be presented with a 2 hour time slot of Dog Pound scratching himself. "Surprisingly, it turned over a 5.1 share of viewers, still we're pretty fucking mad." 
Here are the three questions that will be answered today: The Question: Which is more boss: Bryce Sasko, or a Chinese midget? The Answers:
The Question: Name 5 girls Jet D should sleep with. The Answers:
The Question: Would Carrie-Anne Moss date Jet D? The Answers:
The committee responds:
Note: The opinions of Kid Rock, Sean Connery, Jet D, and Jon Voigt are not necessarily the opinions of Rblords.com, the CEO and shareholders of Rblords.com, or the ISP providing net access for Rblords.com. Rblords.com accepts no liability in whole or in part for the opinions of the above stated. In fact, those responsible for the hiring of the committee have been sacked. Mr. Reynolds has also been sacked. Those responsible for the sacking of Mr. Reynolds have been Rowshamboed. Mr. Reynolds would like to thank the following people who did not sack him: "Check out Steven's Back." King YC's Monster Chevelle Rules Toon Town King YC has just installed a new monster carb on his steel chariot of fastness. Too bad it rained on him. Audiophile reported that the car kicks even more ass, and might even be able to beat that civic with the double spoilers on it. This would be quite the feat, considering that King YC has no spoilers. Race on, you crazy diamond! Bryce Sasko's hot or not rating at publishing time: 8.4 Nokia Cell Phone $25 OBO 
Nokia Cell Phone, good condition All resonable offers considered. Seller agrees to pay shipping. (306) 230-6173 Cellular Phone may not be exactly as pictured 
Well, that's the news and I ought to be sleeping. Graeme is gay. | |||||||||||
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| Jun 15, 2001 |
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 Welcome to the Friday Update. I've got so many goodies for those dedicated Rblords fans. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll be like "who the hell is making these updates, and why can I not understand a thing he is talking about... Don't they screen these people?" First things first, our friend Blue4130 is celebrating a birthday this month, on the 19th to be exact. Everyone is asked to please donate to his "fix my convertible" fund, or just toss a case of BO on his front lawn. Either way he will accept your birthday wishes, as long as he can get ripped like nobody's business. Also Pimpin D has released two new songs that are topping the charts in their first week. The first song titled Baby One More Time features Ahmet and Dweezil Zappa singing with Britney Spears in a trio to her hit song Baby One More Time. It can be downloaded here! The second chart topper was mixed by Pimpin D and rapped out by the infamous group of thugs called "Kracka Rap" consisting of Spitfire, Soul Devourer, and Blue4130. As you will hear, this deadly duo will mow down any nigga in their path, not only have they dominated the Top 10 Charts, they have also dominated respect from Gangsters everywhere. The Song Entitled Don't Mess can also be downloaded here! Kujo was spotted at the Annual 24 Hour Relay at the University grounds running in circles while highly intoxicated. He was later escorted off the premises for grabbing young buttock and pretending he was Burt Reynolds. Rblords caught a picture of Kujo just hours before being removed from the relay event.  And in other news Dog Pound stumbled across a small nomad woman who is unknown around these parts. It seems she has no real name other than Fred, and loves to cook MMMmmuffins and other assorted delights, we still cannot figure out why she wears tinfoil hats.  And King YC has once again added more horses to his already blazing fast Chariot. Although no one has ever been fast enough to catch YC in order to ask him just how much power his car has. It is rumored to have somewhere in the neighbourhood of 525-50 horsepower. When asked why he desires such loads of power on demand his comment was "I can go fast.... And I get more box" Below is the new carborateur he has added to his list of insane parts.  And lastly, Spitfire has finally decided to furnish his new house with a high speed Internet connection so you can expect more action on the Rappablords scene. The new connection is scheduled to be hooked up on Monday. Also keep an eye out for Soul D's weekend update coming soon. 
Kicker Square Subs, sold exclusively at Dahliwahl's Audio Bonanza Blowout! Have a good weekend and enjoy....... Toodles! | |||
| Jun 14, 2001 |
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As soon as all the survey results are in, the Weekend Updates will resume. | |||
| Jun 09, 2001 |
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Fire I was nineteen feeling sixteen and loving it, I needed it. When I was sixteen, I never felt much, and I hated it, never wanted it. It was so exciting just to be in love with someone who was so much fun, in the back seat of your friend's tempo, livin' it, believin' it. I was singing you some Shania song that I didn't know and wouldn't have but it didn't matter cause it made you laugh and that made my heart sing It was so strange to step from the cold into the sunshine of your smile, the way you sang and the way you laughed, it meant so much, it lit me up. You set me on fire, You made me feel so much higher. On the highway, the radio's going, "Video Killed the Radio Star." In my heart the love was growing, pushin' back the clouds of dark Feelings that I never knew, like softness and warmth came flowing in like a river and touched upon the banks of my soul. The best night of my life was with you in my arms. You were dressed like a princess, I looked like a preacher. I remember I never felt so free, like everything would be alright. Those day's are gone, but as I recall, they were the best days of my life. 
A depitction of favorite girl. Circa 1997 | |||
| Jun 08, 2001 |
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Audiophile here with another update, this time with a few random pictures for your reading pleasure. U Cook Barbecue at YC's pad today, everyone is welcome to come. An admission fee for barbecued goods is in place, the admission is also valid for the night party to be held at the same location following the barbecue. There will be tons of drinking, yelling, and loitering as well as a super happy fun time for all. Jet D, also known as the Camaro revin' son of a ninja has been wreaking havoc in my neighbourhood. Seems he does not use a phone to contact his acqauintences anymore, he just drives to their houses, cranks his stereo, revs the piss out of his engine, and waits till someone yells at him, then leaves. Dog Pound has been out and about playing "homers" with the indians. The game consists of a bat, several indians, and 50 softballs. The object is to hit as many indians as possibe with the softballs or bat without them thinking that you are trying to injure them. If they DO catch on?....... RUN. 
According to Blue4130, if you do tricks on your bike that normally cause broken bones, the women will come. Yesterday while doing L33T BMX tricks for a large crowd of people Blue4130 was approached by a beautiful blonde midget riding a Harley. While in the process of asking Blue 4130 out on a date, her bike fell over due to her tiny frail limbs that were not meant to bear such a load. Ends up she left the scene in an ambulance, Blue4130 laughed and rode away into the sunset..... I THINK! And finally King YC's Chariot has been upgraded with the finest in aluminum magwear, below are some recent pictures provided by the King himself. 
Nuance, sold exclusively at Dahliwahl's Audio Bonanza Blowout! Have a good weekend and enjoy........Toodles! | |||
| Jun 04, 2001 |
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Ok, so its been a looooong, looooong time since I last updated the site. But I have a very good reason! I ate a whooooole bunch of rank hot chili and have spent the past couple weeks with severe ass lepracy. That, and the fact that I moved into my new place on the 20th and haven't had internet since. Hopefully I'll have it hooked up again soon so I can continue to update. I had asked soul_d to do some updates, but it looks like he's been too busy also...but I see that Audiophile managed to throw an update up, so at least it hasn't been TOTALLY quiet... So whats new? Pike Lake was a little dull this year, mostly because of the weather....Friday afternoon kicked ass, but Saturday rained and rained....not that I can complain THAT much because I was down in Craven at The Saint's wedding. But overall, I had a good time at the lake, although the turnout wasn't anything close to what it was last year... And the wedding...something very strange occurred....we all saw the The Saint dance! It was truley an inpirational event. Also, Larmal was tanked and kept trying to sing Kareoke into the MC microphone during the cereonies. Other news....the RBlords dns has been flakey, in fact for some people it simply won't resolve...so I think I'm going to pay my renewal fee now :). | |||
| Jun 01, 2001 |
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UPDATE FINALLY! Audiophile here with my first update in the history of Rappablords existence. I would like to address several new additions to the current events. To start King YC and his Anti-Rice Chevelle of Anarchy will be hitting the SIR strip tonight at around 6:00. Everyone is welcome as there will be more than enough burning rubber and hashish to go around. Also in the news the infamous Spitfire has found a new corner of the city to call his home, his family in hopes of making a just replacement has employed a clumsy black dog named Cookies to take his spot.... coincidence....not likely! After the races there is rumored to be a huge party at his new pad. He asks that everyone please just walk in and get comfortable even if it looks as if there is no one home. And in other news Jet D has had his hands full! And finally Dog Pound is rumored to be prepping both himself and his Explorer for an unleashing at SIR later this summer. In preparations for his unveiling of the new and improved Explorer SS Dog Pound's words on the matter were "Porn inspires me to do cool things". Well that is my update for today, unfortunately I haven't the ability to add pictures to the site yet, otherwise I would have been banned by now. But I am working on it, until then....toodles! | |||
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