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 | Jun 25, 2001 |
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Monday monday monday, no money money money. This weekend cleaned me straight out! So whats new with me? I bought a new boat this past Thursday...a 1979 Chrysler V-Hull w/105hp MoPar motor. It's basically the boat version of my Volare. I was kinda paranoid once I got it to the lake (thanks to Dog Pound for the tow) that the damn thing wouldn't start, but it did and we had a good day of skiing/kneeboarding/biscuiting between my boat and YC's. Finally, we went camping and encountered some pretty kick-ass weather. Oh yeah, and Blue4130 and soul_d got some action, so thats pretty funky...
soul_d phoned me the other day, VERY pissed off at that 'stupid fucking comet-cursor' that I put on the page. I figured it would only ask each person once, but apparently not so I apologize, and it has been removed for YOUR convenience! I gots nothing more to say, go babble on the babbleboard... | |||||
| Jun 24, 2001 |
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Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
HEATHER HEATHER! Heather came to the lake. She made Eli's knees shake. 'cause she grabbed his balls. 
Here are the two questions that will be answered today: The Question: How many times have you been to Champ's this year? The Answers:
The Question: What song best describes Jet D? The Answers:
The Commitee responds:
Note: The opinions of Kid Rock, Sean Connery, Jet D, and Jon Voigt are not necessarily the opinions of Rblords.com, the CEO and shareholders of Rblords.com, or the ISP providing net access for Rblords.com. Rblords.com accepts no liability in whole or in part for the opinions of the above stated. In fact, those responsible for the hiring of the committee have been sacked. Mr. Reynolds has also been sacked. Those responsible for the sacking of Mr. Reynolds have been Rowshamboed. Mr. Reynolds would like to thank the following people who did not sack him: "Check out Steven's Back." Red Neck Weekend to Come In the future there will be a Red Neck weekend. So far, the itinerary is still being planned, but as of publishing time, the day looks something like this:
Bryce Sasko's hot or not rating at publishing time: 8.4 Nokia Cell Phone $25 OBO 
Nokia Cell Phone, good condition All resonable offers considered. Seller agrees to pay shipping. (306) 230-6173 Cellular Phone may not be exactly as pictured 
Well, that's the news and I have to cruise it up. Graeme is gay. | |||||||||||
Kid Rock:
Sean Connery:
Jet D:
Jon Voigt:
The Jet D Weekly:
Where did these guys come from? Ikea?
| Jun 18, 2001 |
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Haha! I have returned....and for all of you still reading this page, this means regular updates once again! Well, as regular as they were before they quit being regular anyways...which means 2-3 per week. You may have noticed some new updates around here lately, Audiophile beat me up and stole my password, and has been using it to update ever since. I also see that soul_d has been keeping you busy with a little reading material as well...good job guys!
I am also mostly (kinda) moved in and settled, although my dad is still packing my remaining possesions into boxes and leaving them on the front step...I suppose one of these days I'll get around to picking the rest of it up. Thats what happens when you live in one place for 21 years and have the whole basement to yourself for the majority of your teenage years...I managed to collect a whole shitload of junk... Well, may be a lame update, but its an update. Go chatter away on the Discussion Board or something... | |||||
| Jun 17, 2001 |
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Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
Weekend Update Revamped Weekend update has been given a shot in the arm by the hiring of Burt Reynolds to the position of News Director. Mr. Reynolds brings to the team his years of experience in all forms of media, as well as vast connection inside and outside of Hollywood. We are all very excited to have Mr. Reynolds as part of the Rblords crew. Mr. Reynolds has already reshaped the look of the update by adding a glowing green muscle man at the top. When asked to comment, Mr. Reynolds had this to say to the viewers: "Hey, Check out Steven's Back." Kujo's Got a Girlfriend! Once there was a girl named Heather, Who was waiting for the end of the winter weather. Now she kisses Eli. TSN Executives Claim Breach of Contract Representatives for TSN have stated the the sports station is "unimpressed" after Pike Lake 2K1 came and passed without the Rubber Tire Concern tournament that they had been promised. "We were told there would be a tournament, and we spent a lot of money advertising it and put a lot of work into preparing to air it, only to not be given a tournament to air." For some reason or another, there was no rubber tire concern to be broadcast during the PL2K1 weekend. Many people tuned into TSN on Friday, May 18th only to be presented with a 2 hour time slot of Dog Pound scratching himself. "Surprisingly, it turned over a 5.1 share of viewers, still we're pretty fucking mad."
Here are the three questions that will be answered today: The Question: Which is more boss: Bryce Sasko, or a Chinese midget? The Answers:
The Question: Name 5 girls Jet D should sleep with. The Answers:
The Question: Would Carrie-Anne Moss date Jet D? The Answers:
The committee responds:
Note: The opinions of Kid Rock, Sean Connery, Jet D, and Jon Voigt are not necessarily the opinions of Rblords.com, the CEO and shareholders of Rblords.com, or the ISP providing net access for Rblords.com. Rblords.com accepts no liability in whole or in part for the opinions of the above stated. In fact, those responsible for the hiring of the committee have been sacked. Mr. Reynolds has also been sacked. Those responsible for the sacking of Mr. Reynolds have been Rowshamboed. Mr. Reynolds would like to thank the following people who did not sack him: "Check out Steven's Back." King YC's Monster Chevelle Rules Toon Town King YC has just installed a new monster carb on his steel chariot of fastness. Too bad it rained on him. Audiophile reported that the car kicks even more ass, and might even be able to beat that civic with the double spoilers on it. This would be quite the feat, considering that King YC has no spoilers. Race on, you crazy diamond! Bryce Sasko's hot or not rating at publishing time: 8.4 Nokia Cell Phone $25 OBO
Nokia Cell Phone, good condition All resonable offers considered. Seller agrees to pay shipping. (306) 230-6173 Cellular Phone may not be exactly as pictured 
Well, that's the news and I ought to be sleeping. Graeme is gay. | |||||||||||
| Jun 15, 2001 |
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 Welcome to the Friday Update. I've got so many goodies for those dedicated Rblords fans. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll be like "who the hell is making these updates, and why can I not understand a thing he is talking about... Don't they screen these people?" First things first, our friend Blue4130 is celebrating a birthday this month, on the 19th to be exact. Everyone is asked to please donate to his "fix my convertible" fund, or just toss a case of BO on his front lawn. Either way he will accept your birthday wishes, as long as he can get ripped like nobody's business. Also Pimpin D has released two new songs that are topping the charts in their first week. The first song titled Baby One More Time features Ahmet and Dweezil Zappa singing with Britney Spears in a trio to her hit song Baby One More Time. It can be downloaded here! The second chart topper was mixed by Pimpin D and rapped out by the infamous group of thugs called "Kracka Rap" consisting of Spitfire, Soul Devourer, and Blue4130. As you will hear, this deadly duo will mow down any nigga in their path, not only have they dominated the Top 10 Charts, they have also dominated respect from Gangsters everywhere. The Song Entitled Don't Mess can also be downloaded here! Kujo was spotted at the Annual 24 Hour Relay at the University grounds running in circles while highly intoxicated. He was later escorted off the premises for grabbing young buttock and pretending he was Burt Reynolds. Rblords caught a picture of Kujo just hours before being removed from the relay event.  And in other news Dog Pound stumbled across a small nomad woman who is unknown around these parts. It seems she has no real name other than Fred, and loves to cook MMMmmuffins and other assorted delights, we still cannot figure out why she wears tinfoil hats.  And King YC has once again added more horses to his already blazing fast Chariot. Although no one has ever been fast enough to catch YC in order to ask him just how much power his car has. It is rumored to have somewhere in the neighbourhood of 525-50 horsepower. When asked why he desires such loads of power on demand his comment was "I can go fast.... And I get more box" Below is the new carborateur he has added to his list of insane parts.  And lastly, Spitfire has finally decided to furnish his new house with a high speed Internet connection so you can expect more action on the Rappablords scene. The new connection is scheduled to be hooked up on Monday. Also keep an eye out for Soul D's weekend update coming soon. 
Kicker Square Subs, sold exclusively at Dahliwahl's Audio Bonanza Blowout! Have a good weekend and enjoy....... Toodles! | |||
| Jun 14, 2001 |
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As soon as all the survey results are in, the Weekend Updates will resume. | |||
| Jun 09, 2001 |
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Fire I was nineteen feeling sixteen and loving it, I needed it. When I was sixteen, I never felt much, and I hated it, never wanted it. It was so exciting just to be in love with someone who was so much fun, in the back seat of your friend's tempo, livin' it, believin' it. I was singing you some Shania song that I didn't know and wouldn't have but it didn't matter cause it made you laugh and that made my heart sing It was so strange to step from the cold into the sunshine of your smile, the way you sang and the way you laughed, it meant so much, it lit me up. You set me on fire, You made me feel so much higher. On the highway, the radio's going, "Video Killed the Radio Star." In my heart the love was growing, pushin' back the clouds of dark Feelings that I never knew, like softness and warmth came flowing in like a river and touched upon the banks of my soul. The best night of my life was with you in my arms. You were dressed like a princess, I looked like a preacher. I remember I never felt so free, like everything would be alright. Those day's are gone, but as I recall, they were the best days of my life. 
A depitction of favorite girl. Circa 1997 | |||
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