Well it's time to update Rblords one more time. This update is dedicated to those truly girly men out there...
About a week ago our good friend Erin Winkler came to visit us on her way home from her European super tour. She was healthy and happy as always. After spending the remainder of the night standing in a parking lot looking good, the clan headed to YC's crib to continue the festivities. One question led to another and Jet D was cornered by Erin with the sacred question.... "Are you seeing anyone?" to which Jet D replied "The list is too long" and "FUCK YOU MILLS". Later on that night in a fit of passion Spitfire and Erin were off to the McDonalds to pick-up a hearty late night meal. The eats were yum yum.
Saskatoon was in a state of panic when it lost track of the infamous Dog Pound. Seems he wandered off for quite some time and was not spotted until a week after his disappearance. When questioned where Dog Pound had been he replied "I'm working at Nordon, gots to make me some child support money"
Unit3, once a well mannered young man spending much of his time studying for school or assembling model "Degrassi High" figurines is now spending time in a rehabilitation facitily for his DUI/Stolen Car/KOP KILLA charges. Anyone that would like to visit him at the city rehab clinic can find him in room "BUSTACAP 101"
George thought Eli and Jason were a couple and liked to cuddle on the big comfy couch? But Eli proved him wrong cuz he has a girlfriend! Jason is sad.
Jet D held a BAD ASS MAD PROPS 4th of July party at his residence. The party showed many signs of a typical Trembach Shanana Gana Mana. It was big, loud, bright with fire, drunked, and complete with a visit from the police and finished with a yard full of scattered sickened drunkards. Contact Jet D for the next scheduled shindig!
YC is scheduled to run a 12.XXX second quarter mile this weekend at SIR with his super-chariot and NEW! gummy wide slicks. The only thing stopping him from running anything slower that 12's is a broken engine. Dog Pound is also rumored to be visiting SIR to show dem fools a thing or two with his Explorer. The more the merrier. Spitfire may join the line-up of racers if he is hounded enough to bring his Supra, so please feel free to e-mail him as many requests as possible.
Last night while at the tail end of the movie "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" I received a call from someone. Not paying attention to who it is, the answering machine comes on and it's a Donna! So I pick up the phone and she invites me down to visit her at Champs. This being the kickinest ass girl that exists I agree and visit her at Champs. What can I say that happened? Nothing really, we just talked and goofed off for about a half an hour and Dallas took her home. There is no real moral to this story, nor is there a point... but man Donna rocks!
Blue4130 has recently uncovered a special power he was born with and is training himself to use it properly. It was first discovered while working on YC's car stereo. It gives him the ability to bend his body in any combination of ways and fit into any abnormal area where no human could dream of going.... like the dash of a car.
Bose Super Bass Cannons, sold exclusively at Dahliwahl's Audio Bonanza Blowout!
Alright...here I am, and the regular updates will be starting again (honest). Dr. Razor has been giving me a really
hard time over not updating, and I'm starting to feel that if I don't start right away, he's gonna shoot me. And nobody likes to get shot...now do they?
Anyhow, I made it out to the lake this weekend (Blackstrap) and had one hell of a time, picked the perfect day to go as well...going to the lake has totally
changed since I got myself a boat, there's just that many more things to do now. Of course, now with a boat I feel like I HAVE to go to the lake each and every
weekend...
I should note right now, that there may be some downtime in the future...possibly not until the end of summer though. The problem is, since I moved I left the server
at my parents' place, and I'd kinda like to have it here with me (and so would they). However, I'd like to upgrade the server, possibly re-install it, when the time comes
to move it over here. I will probably be switching to Debian Linux over RedHat.
Why? Mostly because I'm sick of the over-commercialization and bloatedness of Redhat. I'd still reccomend
RH to anyone new to linux, but the truth is there are better detros out there. Who knows, maybe I'll try out
OpenBSD again...
Speaking of problems, my favorite car site has suddenly vanished! SpecialCar.com, after operating for 5 1/2 years seems to
have bitten the bullet...which is too bad because I loved browsing the site to see what new Ferrari's are going for! :)
This site hadn't been artistic enough lately, so I searched hi and low on the internet (for about 5 minutes) to bring you this wonderful piece of artwork. Stare at it really
hard and see what you can make out...
GAH! MY BRAIN!
Hopefully that keeps you all happy for a little while, go check out the Discussion Board for some fun, and don't forget to check out Razor
Sharp for some pics of Razor's new offspring. Exciting stuff....anyhow I'm off....word to your mother.
This is a suppliomental update. Due to technical difficulties I was
unable to post one of Darren's answers to the survey questions.
Here is his explaination of the picture "sunsets." See the weekend
update below to view the picture.
Darren:
This picture is a love story in itself. I can see the feeling the artist had
poured into this emotional masterpiece. If you read between the lines and
pay close attention to the details the artist has included in this genius
painting, you will see that in the sunset, Jet D was clearly thinking of one
thing..Dea.
But as you can see, the sun is conflicting in great contrast with the water,
which once again is a representation of it's own, that being Fred.
The battle of color depicted in this painting leads me to believe that the
sun and water are fighting to be as one. Jet D added this duel of color to
depict his plethora of desires for these two women. On one hand he wants Dea
and Fred to fight for the fruits of the Anaconda, but on the other hand he
promotes peace and love in which case the duel of color also promotes
lesbian activity. I get goosebumps even thinking of the emotion that flow
from the hands of the artist.
And finally, when attention is paid to the look on Jet D's face in the
painting you can see his confusion. This depiction in so clear, it's as if
he'd wrote the words in a thought bubble over his head. "Man, lets go to
Macs"
Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
The Sodding on Coy Proceeds with Caution
The Sodding of CKB's Coy Avenue residence is proceding slowly. Spits has tilled the earth and layed his walk, but will continue
with the grass on a later date. He is making sure that the job is done right so that the lawn looks good. Sodding is hard work.
In other news, the Sodomy on Coy Avenue is proceeding nicely.
Abby has a Birthday.
Tonight, at the Odeon, many people will be filing in the great doors to wish Abby a happy birthday. It is rumored that Jet D will
be in attendance, as well as Chest Busby, Blue 4130, and the Notorious SGP. Rumors have been pouring in all day as to what will be
happening at the bar tonight, but experts claim there will be dancing and drinking. "It is simply the most logical answer," Says
Burt Reynolds, "as the Odeon is a night Club, for danceing and drinking. I completely dismiss the rumors that there will be man on
man castration and log cutting constests. There simply are no grounds to support these theroies."
HEATHER, THE TRULY GREAT!
Heather is a boss girl.
She is probably not from Moose Jaw.
But if she is I will hurl.
Because that is the law.
Here are the three questions that will be answered today:
The Question:
Kerri Henry: Evil Queen or Love Machine?
The Answers:
Graeme:
Evil Queen Sherri. OH YEAH!
Cayley:
Claytons Evil Queen Love Machine. I can't belive Graeme slept with here.
Clayton:
Evil Queen Love Machine. Is it just a co-incidence that the initials,
re-arranged, spell her name?!?!?
Vance:
Clayton machine
Dog Pound:
Evil Queen
Connor:
Dont know her.
Kujo:
Evil Love Queen
Jet D:
Almost evil, but not quite love. And flash and bone, not a machine. More likely, an imposter.
Fredish:
Well, since I am the Love Machine, she must be the Evil Queen
YC:
I want no part in this :P
Darren:
Evil Love Machine stuck on Military Mode.
I-Gene:
Love Machine of Queen
The Question:
Respond to the following statement: Cool chicks dig Darude. (short
answer)
The Answers:
Graeme:
Indeed.
HA HA HA!
Cayley:
AGREE
Clayton:
I have no evidence to form an answer for this question...but I believe I can
offer something:
Chicks, chicks, everywhere...
eating all the food.
why is it that fat chicks come,
whenever there's Darude?
FOR GOD SAKES NO FAT CHICKS PUUUUUHLEASE!!!
Vance:
Cool chicks do dig Darude as long as it is getting pumped out of a Flaming
Camaro. Which shall lead to many good adventures involving women, a 74
Camaro, Dallas and...Uhhh....Rubber gloves maybe.(Rave chicks are weird)
Dog Pound:
Ich Bein Berliner
Connor:
I dont know who/what darude is. but i bet cool chicks dig it
Kujo:
Damn right!
Jet D:
I like darude, I like girls that like darude. I only like cool girls. Figure it out.
Fredish:
FUCK NO!!
YC:
Umb, I think there's a type there, it should read "Cool chicks dig dicks".
Darren:
Cool chicks dig Sausage
I-Gene:
Quoth the Jamie: "WHAAAT????"
The Question:
What is the meaning behind the pictured labeled Sunsets?
Graeme:
This is a comtemplative picture of Rowdy Roddy Piper as he contemplates
the destruction of his planet in an alternate ending to "They Live". He
is watching as a ball of nuclear fire appears on the horizon, casting
deadly toxic waste high into the air and across the water, melting the
trees (and the front of his left shoe), burning his home. As he views
this you can see the agony on his face as he wishes that he could have
discovered the alien invaders sooner and somehow stopped their evil
plot, perhaps with a well-placed sleeper hold on the head alien.
He also misses his kilt.
Cayley:
solve for jet_d:
jet_d = (dallas/2)+(wuss/2)
Clayton:
Ok, this is a long story...but you should know that only I know the true
answer because I was there!
It all started on stormy night when Jet D decided to drink a _little_ too
much of Greg Prediger's special moonshine, and wandered off through the bush
at Pike Lake (2000). Co-incidentally, I ran into Mr. D while galavanting
naked through the brush with a good friend of mine, Katie Mahon. A little
confused, Jet D could not focus his eyes fast enough to recognize me, so he
began to throw rocks and swear very loudly at myself and at Katie.
What does that have to do with the picture?
Well, this depicts the emotion Jet D felt once he realized that he had just
stoned his fucking friend to near death and then thrown him somewhere into
the lake.
Vance:
Looking at the picture I see that the sun is roughly 10X it's size on earth
so I can only assume that this is some far off place in a different galaxy,
where life has evolved somewhat like ours but the people have grown taller.
The sun seems to be erupting many sun flares which leads me to believe that
it has an abundance of excess gases and will end up exploding into a white
dwarf which will cause the planet to crumble and die.
Dog Pound:
The meaning is that some poor smuck is standing at the river, because he
realizes his car is at the bottom.
Connor:
The meaning of the picture, is dallas looking far beyond
the sunset, looking across the ocean looking for connor way in london
saying, too bad you didnt make it to pike lake, and too bad your not doing
very good on the survey!
Kujo:
It's to prove that Nathan believes in the power of the sun god and
that he will soon follow in the footsteps of his chosen one, that and
he's lost and stoned
Jet D:
When the sun goes down, the rest is darkness.
As the colors fade, so do I regress.
But if there is hope, in this lack of hue,
It is the stars, and how they shine for you.
Fredish:
Well. it's quite obvious that the sunset is symbolism for changes taking
place in the young man's
life. The length of the beach means that he has a long life ahead of him
and the far away trees predict that his future will be rich and prosperous.
His peculiar stance (with his feet pointed towards the front of the picture)
and the reflection of the sunset indicate that the young man is torn between
his youth and carefree days and his new adulthood.
YC:
That the sun is going down?
Darren:
I-Gene:
I can't see it, but I'll say: YOU MUST DRINK MORE BEER!!!!
The Commitee responds:
Kid Rock:
Cool chicks suck MY dick. OLD SCHOOL YEAH! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? MY NAME IS KID ROCK!
Sean Connery:
Kid, I'm not sure that you are not retarded.
Jet D:
I am a little confused as to how people mistook me for both Rowdy Roddy Piper and Nathan Holowaty, but I will take it as a
compliment.
Jon Voigt:
The other day I was shopping for donuts at the safeway in the Circle Center, when out of nowhere, this big guy with a blue nike hat
and a blue and yellow shirt grabs me from behind, spins me around, and then cuffs me across my noggin. That was not the nicest
thing that anyone has done for me.
Note: The opinions of Kid Rock, Sean Connery, Jet D, and Jon Voigt are not necessarily the opinions of Rblords.com, the CEO and
shareholders of Rblords.com, or the ISP providing net access for Rblords.com. Rblords.com accepts no liability in whole or in part
for the opinions of the above stated. In fact, those responsible for the hiring of the committee have been sacked. Mr. Reynolds
has also been sacked. Those responsible for the sacking of Mr. Reynolds have been Rowshamboed. Mr. Reynolds would like to thank
the following people who did not sack him: "Check out Steven's Back."
4th of July Party to take place at Jet D's.
This week, come celebrate American Independence at Jet D's place. There will be fireworks, loud music, and Miller Genuine Draft.
Feel free to bring your own agression!
The Jet D Weekly:
JET TAKES CHAMP'S, ODEON TO FOLLOW
Friday night, in the wake of disappointment from the cancellation of the Deifenbaker excursion, Jet D ended up at Champ's. Jet Went
to Champ's with Blue 4130, Spitfire, and the lovely Dawn. Immediately upon entering the Bar, Jet D ran into Adrian, a wonderful
girl he had met at Dino's earlier in the week. Jet D talked with her for a while, and for a moment with her friend, before seating
with his group. Jet drank a few Margaritas, and had an alright time sitting with his friends, and scoping out the women.
Eventually, some smart girls noticed Jet D was in Champ's and placed a sign on his table announcing his presence to the bar. Above
and below are scans of the sign the considerate girls placed on Jet D's table. Unfortunately, their boyfriends showed up and Jet D
was unable to converse with them. After a while, CKB took his girl back to his love nest, leaving Jet D and Super V to wander the
bar. Jet and Vance eventually ran into Brandy and Nicki, two very nice girls they had previously met, and said hello to them.
After a short while, Vance was approached by Tiffany, who wished to dance. Jet D stayed behind and mingled with some of the guys
standing around the floor, before being approached by a sharp girl named Leanne, who wished to dance. Jet D hit the floor with her
for a while, and they dance for a spell. Eventually, Leanne wished to pursue other affairs, and thanked Jet D before leaving the
floor. Jet D was about to leave the floor, when a keen girl with a black top and black hair, and deep blue eyes asked Jet D, "No,
please stay!" So, Jet D danced with her as well, before calling it an evening. Of course, on his way out, Jet D was being totally
eyed up by a cougar. But, what night at Champ's is complete without an older lady checking out Jet D?
It has come back.
Bryce Sasko's hot or not rating at publishing time:
8.4
Nokia Cell Phone $25 OBO
Nokia Cell Phone, good condition
All resonable offers considered.
Seller agrees to pay shipping.
(306) 230-6173 Cellular Phone may not be exactly as pictured
Oh my God, it's Danger Kitty!
Well, that's the news and I have get down to The Odeon. Graeme is gay.
I thought I would update today. Just because I love you all so much.
So I was doing some laughing today at work, laughing because of how great the emerald lake weekend was, and then more laughing because
we were out of town during the gay parade. The Star Phoenix had this awesome picture of a bunch of hudderites watching the gay parade as it passed
by the farmers market. I thought it was really funny that the gays paraded by the farmers market, instead of down broadway, where everyone is
too stoned to care. Maybe they just wanted the farmers to look at them, I don't know. What really got me laughing was the picture of the convertable on the front page
that had a whole bunch of gays and lesbians in it, and some transgender people in it too. What was so funny about that? Well, Larmal was driving it.
Then I laughed more about the weekend. And then, I started thinking about CKB and his problems with his car on the way
out of town. That wasn't so funny, but it got me thinking about this great old picture I had drawn way back in highschool. I think it pretty much explains
the way CK's suspension was installed. Check it out below. Also, come out this weekend to the great party down south.
Monday monday monday, no money money money. This weekend cleaned me straight out!
So whats new with me? I bought a new boat this past Thursday...a 1979 Chrysler V-Hull w/105hp MoPar motor. It's basically the boat version of my Volare. I was kinda paranoid once I got it to the lake
(thanks to Dog Pound for the tow) that the damn thing wouldn't start, but it did and we had a good day of skiing/kneeboarding/biscuiting between my
boat and YC's. Finally, we went camping and encountered some pretty kick-ass weather. Oh yeah, and Blue4130 and
soul_d got some action, so thats pretty funky...
Now that I think of it, I haven't even put up the Pike Lake 2K1 pictures yet....in fact I don't think I've even developed them! What a lazy ass I've been! Oh well...
Gah....hmmm....what to say....I know, lets play a game! It's a memory game, so take a moment to have a couple deep breaths. Alright, now take a good, long look at this picture
of superman. Make sure to get a good, long hard look and notice any details there are because this is a game of memory. When you finally think you've got it, take a look at the next photo...if you can pick out 5 or more
differences between the two pictures you are of above average in your ability to recognise precise details...I only found 2! Alright, now take a look at the second picture. How'd you do?
soul_d phoned me the other day, VERY pissed off at that 'stupid fucking comet-cursor' that I put on the page. I figured it would only ask each person once, but apparently not so I apologize, and it has been removed for YOUR
convenience!
I gots nothing more to say, go babble on the babbleboard...
Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
Big Party At Emerald Lake
The weekend trip to emerald Lake was a smashing success. The weather was incredible, everyone got a sunburn, and there was a serious amount of bottle blowing going on. Darren Mills patroled the campground relentlessly with his portable siren/flasher combo. Steven Prediger followed behind in his famous purple gich (and nothing else). Many young peoples were frightened that night. YC killed a crow. Dawn became very very red. Vance proved he deserves the name rocket pants by attracting a very pretty and very drunk lake girl. They kissed. Jet D also had a great time (mad props to Blue 4130 for his great work as wingman!). More on this in the Jet D Weekly (below).
HEATHER HEATHER!
Heather came to the lake.
She made Eli's knees shake.
'cause she grabbed his balls.
Here are the two questions that will be answered today:
The Question:
How many times have you been to Champ's this year?
The Answers:
Graeme:
ummm... probably 6. And that's 5 times too many as far as I'm concerned.
Cayley:
boobs
Clayton:
Don't recall...everytime I leave that place I seem to have no reccolection
of the events of the evening. I think it has something to do with the way I
always end up leaving...
Vance:
Many. I don't recall exact #'s. But it would be close to 3.
Dog Pound:
7-8, Linsie grabbed my bum there
Connor:
I have not been to
champs since chem free grad. and it wasnt alot of fun then.
Kujo:
20 at least
Jet D:
I am Champs.
Fredish:
Since Jan 1, 01?? Like 15
YC:
I am proud to say I have not been to chumps this year
Darren:
More times than I'd like.
I-Gene:
I've been outside it more times than I can remember, but...
YC:
haha, hmmm, invisible man, cuz I honestly think that's how he feels
Darren:
GNR, Welcome to the Jungle
I-Gene:
Loser by Beck waiiit er um Pink Dinosaur by Miss Papaya
The Commitee responds:
Kid Rock:
How about this one by Kid rock: "MY NAME IS JET D AND I HAVE A BIG DICK AND FUCK ALL THE HO'S DRINK ALL THE STROUGH'S TAKE YOUR DAUGHTERS HOME AND PLUG THERE HOLES I'M A PIMP AND A MACK DADY IN A FRENZY DRINK THIRTY BEERS AND I STILL HATE QUEERS I LIKE STEAK CAUSE IT'S MADE FROM STEERS ONE TIME OLD SCHOOL ILL ONE STEEL DICK!"
Sean Connery:
How about this one: "La la de fa da lawn, Jet D is a dumb Ukranian"
Jet D:
Shit You, Connery.
Jon Voigt:
One time I was shopping at the Walmart, because I needed a new kettle. I had a kettle, but the cord frayed on it and it wasn't working so well. Sometimes the tea would be cold and I prefer to drink my tea hot. I thought I found a good deal on a kettle at Walmart, but it turned out that I would have to back order it because they sold out.
Note: The opinions of Kid Rock, Sean Connery, Jet D, and Jon Voigt are not necessarily the opinions of Rblords.com, the CEO and shareholders of Rblords.com, or the ISP providing net access for Rblords.com. Rblords.com accepts no liability in whole or in part for the opinions of the above stated. In fact, those responsible for the hiring of the committee have been sacked. Mr. Reynolds has also been sacked. Those responsible for the sacking of Mr. Reynolds have been Rowshamboed. Mr. Reynolds would like to thank the following people who did not sack him: "Check out Steven's Back."
Red Neck Weekend to Come
In the future there will be a Red Neck weekend. So far, the itinerary is still being planned, but as of publishing time, the day looks something like this:
9AM Breakfast at Stan's Place
10AM Horse Riding
1PM Tailgate Picnic
3PM HO DOWN!
6PM BBQ
10PM Long Branch.
Everyone is welcome to attend. Please check the future updates for more info, or email Soul D for more info.
The Jet D Weekly:
JET D RULED EMERALD LAKE
Jet D ruled Emerald Lake. Early in the morning he awoke and was whisked away by Clay, but barely made it to the night owl before Clay's extremely awesome Bel Air blew a rad hose. So, The whole team pitched in a repaired it, with the help Dawn's father. Jet D was escorted by the fairest Dawn to Part Source where he purchased a $12 dollar rad hose and 2 75 cent worm clamps. Dawn's dad rewired the Trailer lights so that we wouldn't be a threat to ourselves or others. 5 hours later, the Bel Air was on the road again, until it dropped a poorly installed shock in Blaine Lake (shit you, Snyder). Spitfire unhooked the shock and we bounced our way to Emerald Lake. The weather was great, and all had fun. Jet D found himself a nice lake girl to hang out with (and she had a friend for vance). Jet D talked all night with this cool girl. It turned out that she lived in the area, and her parents had a cabin on the lake. She was quite smart, and funny too. Jet really enjoyed his time with her. Around three in the morning they went down to the beach, and went fishing in the dark.
The next day Jet D woke up and went swimming. After that, Jet D went and fixed Clay's boat for him, the float was stuck in one of the carbs causing it to flood, and make spitfire frown. Jet D was handed a crescent wrench (the only tool on hand), since he was the only ukrainian on hand, he was the only one there qualified to handle the ukranian socket set. Jet D freed the float and then spitfire smiled.
Then he went tubing and had almost as much fun as he did friday night. YC provided some insane waves for Jet D to ramp that Sea Bisquit over. Eye witnesses report that Jet D went flying "over two meters in the air" after nailing on serious froth of boat wake. The rest of the evening, everyone partied with Daniel and Brian, who came up for the evening. Jet D was very tired and spent the evening relaxing. He was actually kind of glad he could relax, because he really needed to. The next day, we all went home while the rain washed away the evidence of our debauchery.
Bryce Sasko's hot or not rating at publishing time: 8.4
Nokia Cell Phone $25 OBO
Nokia Cell Phone, good condition
All resonable offers considered.
Seller agrees to pay shipping.
(306) 230-6173 Cellular Phone may not be exactly as pictured
Where did these guys come from? Ikea?
Well, that's the news and I have to cruise it up. Graeme is gay.
Kid Rock:
Sean Connery:
Jet D:
Jon Voigt:
The Jet D Weekly:
Oh my God, it's Danger Kitty!
