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 | Aug 09, 2001 |
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Hello everyone, and welcome to another Rblords update care of yours truly, Audiophile. 
It seems as if the nice weather has been keeping everyone away from their computers and out watching women buy groceries in IGA with their bikini's on. It was so hot out yesterday that the transient Indians of 22nd street got their fifteen minutes of fame when the Star Phoenix put them on the front cover of the paper after holding a rain dance outside the Albany. When Star Phoenix reporter asked why the rain dance took place, Denton Prickleybush replied "Cuz the fucking sidewalk is burning my feet, and I don't have any shoes". 
Hmmm bear with me, the evidently nude pictures above are supposed to be pictures of girls in bikini's to go along with my previous comment about bikini's but they don't seem to be displaying properly. I'm working on it! 
In other news, YC gets a very very young pussy to have around the house keeping him busy after those long days at work. It's very hairy and cute, and smells good so YC does not have allergies yet, lets keep our fingers crossed. The picture above is an actual picture, notice YC is black, he has been outside all weekend! 
I would like to talk a little bit about car stereos today. As you will see from the picture above, this goes against..... ARGH...another nude picture!! Ok as you will see from the picture BELOW this stereo goes against everything I believe in. As a general rule I never considered sitting in front of a bass vent a good idea, nor do I believe that it would raise the sound quality of your stereo. Call me crazy but I thought this was common sense. Another thing, do you notice hanging on the seats are ear protectors, maybe I'm just out to lunch but does this not contradict the whole point of porting bass directly into your ears. If you are a mungoloid and like nearly putting your head into your speaker enclosure why would you wear ear protection? I never imagined such a stereo would exist, and I certainly didn't think it would be desirable. It's ideas like this that keep company's like Bose and Kicker in business. 
On another note, Connor Prediger, a friend of the Rblords staff residing in London (not Ontario) has made another exciting announcement. Connor was scheduled to make another stop in Saskatoon around Christmas time, but yesterday she announced that whe will be moving back to Saskatoon to stay. Her husband was caught selling a over a ton of herion last Friday and has been sentenced to 6 life terms in prison and "no chance in bloody hell" of paroll. Connor is still scheduled to be coming back at Christmas, and rumors are that she will be looking for a new husband under the tree. 
Spitfire and his girlfriend Dawn have headed off into the wild yonder to explore the land of our neighbours to the south. That's right they are touring the United States with the Super Supra with just over a week's holidays. Spitfire reports he has already received a body cavity search in three states probably due to his suspicious character. After hearing this I set-up an interview with one of the State troopers that initiated the cavity search and asked him why he would search Spitfire in such a way, his response was "The bastard was really asking for it". I then asked him "What did Spitfire do that required a cavity search", he replied "Nothing, I told you he asked me if I could search him from b'hind, so I did!" 
This just in from the Rblords newscenter, Dallas is reported to be inviting all that know him by name or face to Canora this Saturday where his parents will be whooping it up to the whee hours of the morning in celebration of their day of marriage. Dallas and his parents kick so much ass that you CANNOT miss it. Bring a case of whoop ass to the party cuz Tom will smack you if you don't! 
That concludes this Rblords update, stay posted for furture updates, cuz there will be some.... promise! 
Have a good week and enjoy.............Toodles! | |||
| Jul 19, 2001 |
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 Hello once again and welcome to yet another Rblords update C/O Audiophile. Today I have some special goodies for you along with a few new stories from one of our friends living across the globe. Before I get down to current events I would like to introduce a brand new breakthrough product that is on the market. These lovable keychains would make the perfect gift for your husband/wife, or just that special someone in your life. These wonderful little figurines come in two different styles, "Pissing Pete" and the equally cute "Bowel Movement Boris". You can pick up this product at any local Wal-Mart store.  The idea of a road trip to BC has been mulled over several times this summer by members of the Rblords staff. Although our summer seems to be passing very quickly and the opportunity for a road trip of this caliber seems to be ever so slowly whittling away. Although our seasonal summer clock keeps ticking, there still lies a good possibility for a venture of this sort. And with a venture of this magnitude there are definite dangers and risks that come along with driving the long haul through the mountains. Just this year Spitfire took a trip to Emerald Lake and his car fell apart during the 2 hour journey. Not only can mechanical problems cause grief in any journey, but trevelling such distances can litter your trip with nature's own kick in the pants. For anyone who has been driving at night and struck a bear, dog, or transient person crossing the road knows all too well the tale I will tell. Who was just heading home from work He was tired and was happy to be leavin' He was angry cuz he was a clerk. He closed the store and hopped into his truck The barber had just cut his hair Out from the darkness darted a cute little duck Oops I was wrong it's a bear.............................. that ate him Because of this story I will now issue a warning to those of you that plan to make a trip to BC this summer. The Rblords Newsroom has just received this code 3 warning over fascimilie to be shared with all travellers planning to visit British Columbia during the summer months. Please carry a rifle with you at all times when hiking through the woods or visiting bad areas of Vancouver. And always consider all animals a threat to your well-being. This warning is only in effect for the summer months as bears travel south for the winter.  A good friend of the Rblords team "Connor" has dropped us a line all the way from London England to fill us in on the current events. We were all very excited for Connor when she told us she was expecting a baby boy later next month. Son of Mexican drug lord, Hernandez Garcon, the child is expected to make it's entry to the world with a gun at his hip, and a stiff upper lip. The police plan to fingerprint the child shortly after birth. Keep an eye out for baby picture in later updates.  Connor, now on her second year of residence in England is rumored to be getting cuter as time passes (FCC approved), some say it's mother nature others say it's the European air. When questioned for her opinion on the matter, Connor said "It's definitely the spotted dick"  Rblords is also very happy to announce that Connor may be coming back to Saskatoon for a visit in the near future. An official press releasae will be issued if the plans solidify.  That concludes this installment of the Rblordas update, stay on the lookout for many more exciting updates available only at Rappalords Online Have a good week and enjoy.............Toodles! | |||
| Jul 12, 2001 |
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  Well it's time to update Rblords one more time. This update is dedicated to those truly girly men out there...  About a week ago our good friend Erin Winkler came to visit us on her way home from her European super tour. She was healthy and happy as always. After spending the remainder of the night standing in a parking lot looking good, the clan headed to YC's crib to continue the festivities. One question led to another and Jet D was cornered by Erin with the sacred question.... "Are you seeing anyone?" to which Jet D replied "The list is too long" and "FUCK YOU MILLS". Later on that night in a fit of passion Spitfire and Erin were off to the McDonalds to pick-up a hearty late night meal. The eats were yum yum.  Saskatoon was in a state of panic when it lost track of the infamous Dog Pound. Seems he wandered off for quite some time and was not spotted until a week after his disappearance. When questioned where Dog Pound had been he replied "I'm working at Nordon, gots to make me some child support money"  Unit3, once a well mannered young man spending much of his time studying for school or assembling model "Degrassi High" figurines is now spending time in a rehabilitation facitily for his DUI/Stolen Car/KOP KILLA charges. Anyone that would like to visit him at the city rehab clinic can find him in room "BUSTACAP 101"  George thought Eli and Jason were a couple and liked to cuddle on the big comfy couch? But Eli proved him wrong cuz he has a girlfriend! Jason is sad.  Jet D held a BAD ASS MAD PROPS 4th of July party at his residence. The party showed many signs of a typical Trembach Shanana Gana Mana. It was big, loud, bright with fire, drunked, and complete with a visit from the police and finished with a yard full of scattered sickened drunkards. Contact Jet D for the next scheduled shindig!  YC is scheduled to run a 12.XXX second quarter mile this weekend at SIR with his super-chariot and NEW! gummy wide slicks. The only thing stopping him from running anything slower that 12's is a broken engine. Dog Pound is also rumored to be visiting SIR to show dem fools a thing or two with his Explorer. The more the merrier. Spitfire may join the line-up of racers if he is hounded enough to bring his Supra, so please feel free to e-mail him as many requests as possible.  Last night while at the tail end of the movie "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" I received a call from someone. Not paying attention to who it is, the answering machine comes on and it's a Donna! So I pick up the phone and she invites me down to visit her at Champs. This being the kickinest ass girl that exists I agree and visit her at Champs. What can I say that happened? Nothing really, we just talked and goofed off for about a half an hour and Dallas took her home. There is no real moral to this story, nor is there a point... but man Donna rocks!  Blue4130 has recently uncovered a special power he was born with and is training himself to use it properly. It was first discovered while working on YC's car stereo. It gives him the ability to bend his body in any combination of ways and fit into any abnormal area where no human could dream of going.... like the dash of a car.  
Bose Super Bass Cannons, sold exclusively at Dahliwahl's Audio Bonanza Blowout! Have a good weekend and enjoy....... Toodles! | |||
| Jun 15, 2001 |
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Welcome to the Friday Update. I've got so many goodies for those dedicated Rblords fans. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll be like "who the hell is making these updates, and why can I not understand a thing he is talking about... Don't they screen these people?" First things first, our friend Blue4130 is celebrating a birthday this month, on the 19th to be exact. Everyone is asked to please donate to his "fix my convertible" fund, or just toss a case of BO on his front lawn. Either way he will accept your birthday wishes, as long as he can get ripped like nobody's business. Also Pimpin D has released two new songs that are topping the charts in their first week. The first song titled Baby One More Time features Ahmet and Dweezil Zappa singing with Britney Spears in a trio to her hit song Baby One More Time. It can be downloaded here! The second chart topper was mixed by Pimpin D and rapped out by the infamous group of thugs called "Kracka Rap" consisting of Spitfire, Soul Devourer, and Blue4130. As you will hear, this deadly duo will mow down any nigga in their path, not only have they dominated the Top 10 Charts, they have also dominated respect from Gangsters everywhere. The Song Entitled Don't Mess can also be downloaded here! Kujo was spotted at the Annual 24 Hour Relay at the University grounds running in circles while highly intoxicated. He was later escorted off the premises for grabbing young buttock and pretending he was Burt Reynolds. Rblords caught a picture of Kujo just hours before being removed from the relay event.  And in other news Dog Pound stumbled across a small nomad woman who is unknown around these parts. It seems she has no real name other than Fred, and loves to cook MMMmmuffins and other assorted delights, we still cannot figure out why she wears tinfoil hats.  And King YC has once again added more horses to his already blazing fast Chariot. Although no one has ever been fast enough to catch YC in order to ask him just how much power his car has. It is rumored to have somewhere in the neighbourhood of 525-50 horsepower. When asked why he desires such loads of power on demand his comment was "I can go fast.... And I get more box" Below is the new carborateur he has added to his list of insane parts.  And lastly, Spitfire has finally decided to furnish his new house with a high speed Internet connection so you can expect more action on the Rappablords scene. The new connection is scheduled to be hooked up on Monday. Also keep an eye out for Soul D's weekend update coming soon. 
Kicker Square Subs, sold exclusively at Dahliwahl's Audio Bonanza Blowout! Have a good weekend and enjoy....... Toodles! | |||
| Jun 08, 2001 |
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Audiophile here with another update, this time with a few random pictures for your reading pleasure. U Cook Barbecue at YC's pad today, everyone is welcome to come. An admission fee for barbecued goods is in place, the admission is also valid for the night party to be held at the same location following the barbecue. There will be tons of drinking, yelling, and loitering as well as a super happy fun time for all. Jet D, also known as the Camaro revin' son of a ninja has been wreaking havoc in my neighbourhood. Seems he does not use a phone to contact his acqauintences anymore, he just drives to their houses, cranks his stereo, revs the piss out of his engine, and waits till someone yells at him, then leaves. Dog Pound has been out and about playing "homers" with the indians. The game consists of a bat, several indians, and 50 softballs. The object is to hit as many indians as possibe with the softballs or bat without them thinking that you are trying to injure them. If they DO catch on?....... RUN. 
According to Blue4130, if you do tricks on your bike that normally cause broken bones, the women will come. Yesterday while doing L33T BMX tricks for a large crowd of people Blue4130 was approached by a beautiful blonde midget riding a Harley. While in the process of asking Blue 4130 out on a date, her bike fell over due to her tiny frail limbs that were not meant to bear such a load. Ends up she left the scene in an ambulance, Blue4130 laughed and rode away into the sunset..... I THINK! And finally King YC's Chariot has been upgraded with the finest in aluminum magwear, below are some recent pictures provided by the King himself. 
Nuance, sold exclusively at Dahliwahl's Audio Bonanza Blowout! Have a good weekend and enjoy........Toodles! | |||
| Jun 01, 2001 |
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UPDATE FINALLY! Audiophile here with my first update in the history of Rappablords existence. I would like to address several new additions to the current events. To start King YC and his Anti-Rice Chevelle of Anarchy will be hitting the SIR strip tonight at around 6:00. Everyone is welcome as there will be more than enough burning rubber and hashish to go around. Also in the news the infamous Spitfire has found a new corner of the city to call his home, his family in hopes of making a just replacement has employed a clumsy black dog named Cookies to take his spot.... coincidence....not likely! After the races there is rumored to be a huge party at his new pad. He asks that everyone please just walk in and get comfortable even if it looks as if there is no one home. And in other news Jet D has had his hands full! And finally Dog Pound is rumored to be prepping both himself and his Explorer for an unleashing at SIR later this summer. In preparations for his unveiling of the new and improved Explorer SS Dog Pound's words on the matter were "Porn inspires me to do cool things". Well that is my update for today, unfortunately I haven't the ability to add pictures to the site yet, otherwise I would have been banned by now. But I am working on it, until then....toodles! | |||
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