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 | Aug 22, 2001 |
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Uhhhhhhhhhhgh...pardon me, still recovering from soul_d's monster hot tub party this past weekend. 4 straight nights of pure hottub madness....I think on Friday night I spent a record 8 1/2 hours in the tub...now I wonder why I'm sick (as a side note, Dog Pound seems to also be equally sick). I think I'll leave the weekend rundown to soul_d...but I have to admit, DP put it best when he described the weekend as "A whole lotta drinkin', and a whole lotta shrinkin'!". Amen to that, brother!
This weekend I'll be heading up to a cabin at Candle Lake this weekend...the gang will, for the most part, be up there as well...minus our good friend Audiophile who is away at the moment, scoring a very large drug deal with some overseas clients out west. Oh yeah, I also ordered a new TV...one that doesn't sqeal all the time and turn off repeatedly, so I'll be enjoying that lots this weekend....its a 43" Hitachi Widescreen HDTV...not too big, not too small...in this little house of mine it should be just right...and just enough to keep me making payments all winter (which is coming sooner than later). On the side, I have also been going full throttle the last couple days painting my house, which has to get done before the summer does, and I just realized that I'm running out of time....its getting damn dark at 8:00 at night already! Sheeshh...where did the summer go?
That said, I'm off to bed. I think the only way I'm going to properly recover from this weekend of intense partying is either a whoooooole lotta pornography, or a whoooooole lotta sleep...and seeing as how I'm too tired to look for porno right now, that leaves me only one choice...either way, if I don't update ever again you can assume that I'm probably dead, tied to a rock at the bottem of Candle Lake. Cheers! P.S. Whitesnake Rules!!!!! | |||||||
| Aug 16, 2001 |
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Alright, I'm back as promised (wow)...and I have some actual content....but first I must bore you with my day... Today I watched my new Shaft DvD. Not the new shaft, the original Shaft....if you haven't already seen it, I advise that you go out and buy this DvD right now...especially since it contains original theatrical trailers for all three Shaft movies. Thats right! "Shaft's Big Score" and "Shaft in Africa" as well! "Now he's kickin' up the mother company like a black tornado". Watching these movies makes me realize the daily racism and flack that Razor has to deal with everyday on the force...
Hmmmm...I still don't have any vacation photos to put up yet...not that they are that interesting anyways. One semi-interesting fact: I lost my 130 day uptime on oden this past weekend when my dad shut the machine off (yeah, it still resides at my parents place) to apparently 'save power' while he was gone. I have to get that machine moved over here soon...and when I do, the site may be down for a couple days....not like anyone would notice anyways, hey? Oh yeah, I should direct your attention to the Discussion Board as YC is currently stirring up some more arguements....either way, its nice to see some activity around here.  The Tokyo Waterpark, where the slogan reads: "Welcome to breathtaking Tokyo Water Park where you can wash away the pressure and stress of the overcrowded city and relax with your friends in the soothing enjoyment of sun, fun and splashing." Well thats enough content for now! Where am I going? To get laid! Where you goin? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (Shaft Moment) | |||||
| Aug 15, 2001 |
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Just to let everyone know....I'm still around...just sitting around and spanking my monkey mostly. Got back from my vacation on Friday fresh and ready to get back to work (yeah, right) and I have to say - I feel well rested. I'm living proof, as normally I can't keep my eyes awake for more than 2 hours on the highway and I managed a near 7 hour drive home from B.C. on Friday without even blinking....although now I've fallen back into my work schedule so its all starting to fall back in place again... You guys miss me? I'll be back ... you can count on that. Nice to see Audiophile was putting up some eye candy for y'all to see...and I would like to continue the trend. Tune in tomorrow for some sweet action, I promise! | |||
| Aug 09, 2001 |
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Hello everyone, and welcome to another Rblords update care of yours truly, Audiophile. 
It seems as if the nice weather has been keeping everyone away from their computers and out watching women buy groceries in IGA with their bikini's on. It was so hot out yesterday that the transient Indians of 22nd street got their fifteen minutes of fame when the Star Phoenix put them on the front cover of the paper after holding a rain dance outside the Albany. When Star Phoenix reporter asked why the rain dance took place, Denton Prickleybush replied "Cuz the fucking sidewalk is burning my feet, and I don't have any shoes". 
Hmmm bear with me, the evidently nude pictures above are supposed to be pictures of girls in bikini's to go along with my previous comment about bikini's but they don't seem to be displaying properly. I'm working on it! 
In other news, YC gets a very very young pussy to have around the house keeping him busy after those long days at work. It's very hairy and cute, and smells good so YC does not have allergies yet, lets keep our fingers crossed. The picture above is an actual picture, notice YC is black, he has been outside all weekend! 
I would like to talk a little bit about car stereos today. As you will see from the picture above, this goes against..... ARGH...another nude picture!! Ok as you will see from the picture BELOW this stereo goes against everything I believe in. As a general rule I never considered sitting in front of a bass vent a good idea, nor do I believe that it would raise the sound quality of your stereo. Call me crazy but I thought this was common sense. Another thing, do you notice hanging on the seats are ear protectors, maybe I'm just out to lunch but does this not contradict the whole point of porting bass directly into your ears. If you are a mungoloid and like nearly putting your head into your speaker enclosure why would you wear ear protection? I never imagined such a stereo would exist, and I certainly didn't think it would be desirable. It's ideas like this that keep company's like Bose and Kicker in business. 
On another note, Connor Prediger, a friend of the Rblords staff residing in London (not Ontario) has made another exciting announcement. Connor was scheduled to make another stop in Saskatoon around Christmas time, but yesterday she announced that whe will be moving back to Saskatoon to stay. Her husband was caught selling a over a ton of herion last Friday and has been sentenced to 6 life terms in prison and "no chance in bloody hell" of paroll. Connor is still scheduled to be coming back at Christmas, and rumors are that she will be looking for a new husband under the tree. 
Spitfire and his girlfriend Dawn have headed off into the wild yonder to explore the land of our neighbours to the south. That's right they are touring the United States with the Super Supra with just over a week's holidays. Spitfire reports he has already received a body cavity search in three states probably due to his suspicious character. After hearing this I set-up an interview with one of the State troopers that initiated the cavity search and asked him why he would search Spitfire in such a way, his response was "The bastard was really asking for it". I then asked him "What did Spitfire do that required a cavity search", he replied "Nothing, I told you he asked me if I could search him from b'hind, so I did!" 
This just in from the Rblords newscenter, Dallas is reported to be inviting all that know him by name or face to Canora this Saturday where his parents will be whooping it up to the whee hours of the morning in celebration of their day of marriage. Dallas and his parents kick so much ass that you CANNOT miss it. Bring a case of whoop ass to the party cuz Tom will smack you if you don't! 
That concludes this Rblords update, stay posted for furture updates, cuz there will be some.... promise! 
Have a good week and enjoy.............Toodles! | |||
| Jul 28, 2001 |
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So this isn't a full update, but I am doing my best. :( First off, my power supply is cooked, so consequently I cannot access my really really good files. I am making this update at Spitfires house. He left his door open, and I let myself in. So what is new? YC is fast. His Chevelle is even faster, running a stunning 12.7 at the track on Friday. He took my for a ride, and it was really exciting. Especially because he is cute. Hahaha, kidding, I am not gay. But my friend, Marty, is, and he says Chris is cute, so I am taking his word for it. YC4 KING! I spotted Deana (?) in the train yard today. She was running across the 108 and I waved at her as I drove by. She waved back. I also saw the American Badger today at the Saskatoon Zoo and Forestry Farm. I went there today with Fredish and Graeme, and we had a picnic. That was nice. It made me happy :) This week in Hague, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers will be playing at the Hague Amphitheater. Seating is limited, so make sure you get tickets now. On Wednesday, there will be dinner with Tom Petty, at the Hague Coca-Cola Diner. Fans will be able to eat hamburgers with Tom Petty, and there will be photo opportunities. Thursday Afternoon, before the concert, fans will have a chance to visit with Tom more personally. For five dollars, fans can have Tom Petty ride with them in their truck so they can take him to see their farm. All proceeds go to the Hague Center for Narcolepsy. If any one has seen my wife would you tell her that I miss her and that I am sorry? I suppose this update would not be complete without a Heather Poem, so here it is: Heather and Eli Shag Shag Shag Giggle Giggle Full Contact Tag What the Hell Does Jason Think he's Doing? 
HEY OWEN, NICE FUCKING HAIR! | |||
| Jul 24, 2001 |
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Alright....I was feeling kinda bad that I had lied to all you people for the last couple weeks saying I was going to update more frequently...it's not because I don't love the site, its more because you all suck and I hate you. With that in mind, I would like you to all to check out this horrible webpage. Don't forget to check out her pics. Okay, that was pretty harsh...I'm sorry I tricked you into going to such a horrible, horrible webpage. Something truley worse than Unit3's Page no doubt. But I shouldn't be harping on my good friend Unit3...at least he updates....not like some others..... Anyhow, whats new with me you ask? Well, I've been at the lake almost every weekend so far this summer (well maybe not quite all of them) and I have a big trip planned for the week following the August long weekend (for all those interested my bday is on the 5th of Aug - if you feel the need to send me a present, a piano would be nice). Not sure where I'm going to yet, but I have a real bad itch to head down to yankeeville and throw rocks at some Navy Seals. Someone I talked to told me they're all wusses anyways, and everybody knows that the average canadian is 350% more kickass than they are. Therefore, logically, I'm gonna show those fuckers where they stand.... BANG! Also, I am sad to announce that the Super Volare has gone to Volare Heaven...it was scrapped a couple weeks ago for the sum of $50, which I didn't even get to see because my dad spent it the same day. Oh well, at least I still have Unit3's station wagon...which is for sale, by the way, for the low low price of $101.50. You know, I would give you more links but what can I say? The internet sucks! I have all this content to put up but I'm not going to bother because I'm at work right now and can't get to it. But either way, I'll update in a couple days and post some of it. hehehe yeah right....we'll see... P.S. - Audiophile and soul_d seem to have taken over my site but I'm not going to do anything about it because I can't seem to find a way to make them stop | |||
| Jul 19, 2001 |
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 Hello once again and welcome to yet another Rblords update C/O Audiophile. Today I have some special goodies for you along with a few new stories from one of our friends living across the globe. Before I get down to current events I would like to introduce a brand new breakthrough product that is on the market. These lovable keychains would make the perfect gift for your husband/wife, or just that special someone in your life. These wonderful little figurines come in two different styles, "Pissing Pete" and the equally cute "Bowel Movement Boris". You can pick up this product at any local Wal-Mart store.  The idea of a road trip to BC has been mulled over several times this summer by members of the Rblords staff. Although our summer seems to be passing very quickly and the opportunity for a road trip of this caliber seems to be ever so slowly whittling away. Although our seasonal summer clock keeps ticking, there still lies a good possibility for a venture of this sort. And with a venture of this magnitude there are definite dangers and risks that come along with driving the long haul through the mountains. Just this year Spitfire took a trip to Emerald Lake and his car fell apart during the 2 hour journey. Not only can mechanical problems cause grief in any journey, but trevelling such distances can litter your trip with nature's own kick in the pants. For anyone who has been driving at night and struck a bear, dog, or transient person crossing the road knows all too well the tale I will tell. Who was just heading home from work He was tired and was happy to be leavin' He was angry cuz he was a clerk. He closed the store and hopped into his truck The barber had just cut his hair Out from the darkness darted a cute little duck Oops I was wrong it's a bear.............................. that ate him Because of this story I will now issue a warning to those of you that plan to make a trip to BC this summer. The Rblords Newsroom has just received this code 3 warning over fascimilie to be shared with all travellers planning to visit British Columbia during the summer months. Please carry a rifle with you at all times when hiking through the woods or visiting bad areas of Vancouver. And always consider all animals a threat to your well-being. This warning is only in effect for the summer months as bears travel south for the winter.  A good friend of the Rblords team "Connor" has dropped us a line all the way from London England to fill us in on the current events. We were all very excited for Connor when she told us she was expecting a baby boy later next month. Son of Mexican drug lord, Hernandez Garcon, the child is expected to make it's entry to the world with a gun at his hip, and a stiff upper lip. The police plan to fingerprint the child shortly after birth. Keep an eye out for baby picture in later updates.  Connor, now on her second year of residence in England is rumored to be getting cuter as time passes (FCC approved), some say it's mother nature others say it's the European air. When questioned for her opinion on the matter, Connor said "It's definitely the spotted dick"  Rblords is also very happy to announce that Connor may be coming back to Saskatoon for a visit in the near future. An official press releasae will be issued if the plans solidify.  That concludes this installment of the Rblordas update, stay on the lookout for many more exciting updates available only at Rappalords Online Have a good week and enjoy.............Toodles! | |||
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