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Soul Presents Rblords.com: The Year In Review Welcome to november. It is time to have a massive update. About two and a half Megs massive. So get some supplies, and sit down. I have decided to present the year in review. It has actually been a pretty busy year. We saw girls coming, we saw girls going. We were at showgirls, we saw the world turn upside down, we saw some serious shit. We travelled the province and discovered love. We learned a lot about each other. It has been incredible. I SALUTE YOU ALL! 
 
  
  
Oh man, that shin thing just seems to go on forever, doesn't it? I spent some time digging through an entire year of rblords updates. It was amazing. I laughed, I cried, and then I went for some BK. I have made a record of some of the biggest moments in the last year for rblords. Click on the date to relive the love! Here are the 18 best rblords posts of the last year, presented in no paticular order.
The More Better Car. In the month of March, Unit3 provided spitfire with this incredible picture of the new corvette. Unit3 has been a big part of the rblords family for years. Except he left.
The Month of August in Review. I thought I'd give this article mention, because it was one of the largest updates ever put on rblords. As well, it was one of many that offered Dog Pound's property as a contest prize. As for the contest in question, it is important to note that Audiophile won it. Dog Pound has yet to hand over his Minidisc player to Audiophile.
The First Anniversery of Rblords.com. Rblords turning one year old was probably the most awesome thing to happen since puberty.
Favorite Girl Dies. Not everything reported on rblords is funny. This picture depicts the death of Favorite girl. Rblords has always brought you the cold hard truth. This picture, however is a work of fiction. It is a work showing the pain and suffering and the death that could come. It reminds us that everything good still has to die.
Young Cayley. This picture of Cayley, taken in January of 2000, shows a nice young boy. But don't let the image fool you, he's really a cold blooded killer. No, honest. Spitfire has a picture of him with a knife and he looks really mean.
Giant Picture of Nicole. This picture was featured prominately on the front page of Rblords back in Febuary. It recieved rave reviews for it's artistic merit, and Soul D went on to win the Pullitzer Prize and the Order of Canada for it, as well as six Emmy's and a free 600ml Mountain Dew. Originally, it was posted full size, which caused awful scroll bar problems. Spitfire has since resized the original posting, but you can click the above image to view it in it's entirety. The value does not diminish with age.
Burt Reynolds Joins Team Rblords. In the month of June, Burt Reynolds joined team rblords and began editing Soul D's weekend updates. Everyone was excited that Burt Reynolds had joined, but were all confused when asked to call him "Turd Fergeson." Check out Steven's Back!
And so that concludes the top updates of the year. I think it is important that everyone recognizes the effort and challenge involved in this website. Not only that, but I'm certain that everyone reading this website has noticed how lazy a lot of city workers are. Have you ever wondered why? It's because Spitfire works so hard that the other workers can slack off. In fact, he works so hard that City workers in Calgary can afford to slack off. If it wasn't for Spitfire, all municipal governments would crumble, and the provincial ones would be struggling very hard. Wherever you are, please put your hands up and raise the roof in recognition of the great efforts of Spitfire, but especially his great efforts. You'd better recognize, or I'll call the G-Hump collection agency to collect that recognition. Bitch. Music has always been a big part of rblords, and of the rblords crew. I have prepared, to the best of my ability, the top 10 songs of the last year, based on listener enthusiasm, sing along value, number of people that I've seen dancing to the music, but especially personal bias. Rblords Top Ten Songs of the Year:
To close this monster review, I have selected a montage of pictures that have been part of the weekend update history. Check this out: 
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| Nov 08, 2001 |
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WHAT?!?? So I don't update! Why all the hatemail!?!? Ok I lied...other than Dog Pound nobody has complained. I'm hurt. Really, I am. I suppose I should follow _SPACE_'s example though, she's been updating like crazy lately... Well...winter is pretty much here for those of us in northern quarter of the globe...the polar bears are ransacking our igloos and the avalanches have crippled our somewhat primitive road system...so looks like we're trapped indoors for another cold, frigid half-year!
Whats new around here? Not much...the new server is doing well, no problems yet. Not sure whats going to happen to RBlords in the future...I seem to find less and less time to keep it up, and the site is in major need of an overhaul. For now we're stuck with this boring look until I can whip something else up (never). This past weekend I took a trip to our Queen city to hit up Casino Regina. I'm proud to say that I returned with all of the money I entered with, plus $15. Not much, but hey at least I came out on the up side! I can't believe how many 200 year old women there are playing 2 slot machines at once, with $400 in each one...depressing really. I even saw one woman win $200 on the $1 slots...she was jumping around all excited...then when it was finally finished paying out she just went back to playing...at least I knew when to stop! Unfortunately, Dog Pound got bitten by the gambling bug...and while I was hitting up the slots, and soul_d was hitting up the sluts, DP lost his entire life savings. On the up side, it was only $20. Either way, he recieved a quick slap on the wrist and we brought him back to our sleazy motel room. I should also mention that YC hated our motel room and insisted that we leave, but we didn't. YC hates a lot of things...he's a surly motherfucker. Anyhow, check back soon - I'll have more content up right away. Until then, check out the inactive Discussion Board! Chao! | |||||
| Oct 24, 2001 |
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I've had numerous complaints about the 'stupid annoying snowflakes' on the site, so I've dealt with that... Also, you all have to go and read this very intriging article from TheOnion.com...entitled "Thin, Attractive Woman accepted for who she is". Make sure to read the WHOLE article, its very informative. | |||
| Oct 22, 2001 |
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Snow??? SNOW?!?!??! Ok, I guess it's about that time and I can't really complain. I was also glad to see that my fellow Saskatoonians were celebrating this morning in their usual fashion of bumpercar antics on our main bridges. Nothing like a good snowfall to bring everyone together (in a flaming pile of steel and flesh). Needless to say, there is some joy to the season as well. Such as snowmobiling, skating, and my personal favorite, bumper shining. There's just nothing like the feeling of being dragged behind a car, eating exhaust, in -40C weather as your friend Dog Pound almost swings you right under a parked semi. Ahhh the memories! Also, this begins a season of road trips to Regina, as Unit3 has left us once again to partake in the horrific Wascana rituals that make our evil capital. Oh, did I say horrific? I meant to say shit-tabulous. All I can say is that I hope he helps many starving children down there have a "MERRY ABSMAS", even though we all know it doesn't snow way down south in Regina. I'm at work right now, so I don't really have any good pictures to post. Instead I will ramble on and on... Anyone seen the new Star Trek series? Starring my personal role model, Scott Bakula (guy from Quantum Leap), and a wide assortment of actors/actresses sure to make an interesting series. The series takes place before Captain Kirk was even born, and follows the first 'Enterprise' in a time where inter-steller space travel was still something rather new. There have been 4 episodes now, so have a look on Wednesday and see if you like it. Personally, I was a big fan of the Next Generation, and the original series, and Deep Space Nine to some extent (mostly the earlier seasons). I don't think I've ever watched a full episode of Voyager. I think Star Trek - Enterprise will be an interesting series...especially since they are going back to the old mentality of Kirk's crew - where most of them are friends foremost, and don't take space travel nearly as seriously as the rest of 'StarFleet'. Should be pretty cool I think. Anyhow, thats all I have to say for now. Enjoy the snowflakes. I was going to put up some sweet midi xmas music, but I decided against it. To make up for the total lack of content, I will offer this new song by the Butthole Surfers. | |||
| Oct 15, 2001 |
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Hello and welcome to yet another installment of the Rappablords Update brought to you by yours truly, Audiophile. There have been huge huge developments in the last several weeks since my last update. I will start with the oldest news and work my way up to present day. As many of you may know Spitifire had recently bought yet another Unbreakabah Dodge product to last the bitter winter while his exotic sportsters are parked for the off season. And he could not have picked a better car to fight old man winter than the Chrysler Cordoba. Beautiful yet bold this car will make any head turn, just ask Clarence Chickenfeather. 
YC also took his Chevelle to the local 1/4 mile strip for the last races of the season to test how the car would run in a typical "street race" without slicks and full exhaust and his best time was a 13.5. Also THE Connor Prediger is now officially back in Saskatoon for the long term. She decided to leave London after her Mexican/English husband fled the country when a warrant for his arrest was issued. Although Connor has been through a rough recovery over the last week, she is settling in quite nicely and you can expect her to be back at work making babies within the next 2 weeks. Welcome back Connor! 
Rumor has it that the infamous Mr.Trembach has been training to be a master in the Martial Arts field. Many questions have arose since this information has been released. I for one think it is a good thing, but still concede that Trembach had better make his way far beyond the citrus colors of his current belt before he decides to challenge me! 
I believe this was taken during the great fire of '98 The word on the streets is Blue4130 likes Hummers! 
There were great festivities had last weekend when Dog Pound held the first party he'd had in a coon's age. Some of the highlights included, suffocation of Cayley, shit kicking of Dallas by way of feline, Clayton making out with Danielle while Brian gave them the thumbs up, the removal of the only native person at the party, YC showing us all how to properly dance the Disco craze!, Unit3 showing us how to properly dance the Zombie craze!, and Dog Pound showing us his underwear. Since YC has bought his digital camera, the access to pictures of friends and members of the Rblords staff over the computer have been phenominal. I have also recently purchased a new video card that enables me to send full motion video to my computer via a video camera. These two things give me the opportunity to make my own personal movies on my computer, and one of my newest hobbies is making compilations of friends. My first compilation is called Friends I and you can download it by clicking here. Many of you have already seen Friends I so I am also including Friends II which is the newest addition to the Friends series which can be downloaded by clicking here. If you are having difficulty viewing the video you may want to download the proper codec which can be found here. NOTE: Both these videos are approximately 20 megs in size. And lastly YC had a get together at his cabin overlooking Chitek lake last weekend. There was great fun had during this getaway until Dog Pound challenged Spitfire to a Busby eating challenge. Spitfire not being one to back down from such a challenge barreled into the duel head first. As you will see from the pictures below; no one wins in an eating contest!  
 
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| Oct 09, 2001 |
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Hmmm....kinda forgot about rblords for awhile there! Sorry about that...I've probalby lost the last of my readers by now...but either way I'm still going to update... Changes? The Rblords server, oden, has received a complete overhaul since the last couple updates....not only has it moved locations physically (from my parents place to my place), but has had its first real re-install since it was born a couple years back. I've decided, after much encouragement from Unit3, to switch over to Debian Linux as an alternative to RedHat...and although at first I was finding things a little wonky (mostly system file/directory changes) I've pretty much gotten the hang of it now. Also, I popped some extra HD space in there, so if you use oden for file transfers you will notice a couple gigs of extra space, which will be nice. Also, the webpage now has its own dedicated hard drive (who cares, right?).
Content? I've been meaning to post this link for awhile on PC security. It's worth a look for anybody who has ever worried about how to prevent a theif from breaking into your house and stealing your computer...SO GO LOOK! If your bored at work, try this online shooting game, brought to you by the Stick Men fighting guys...it will provide you with literally _minutes_ of fun! Anyhow thats all for now, gotta catch some sleep. Don't give up on my updates! And if you need more, go check out target=space>_SPACE_ to see what she's up to... | |||||
| Sep 30, 2001 |
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Just a quick update to let everyone know I'm alive...as you can see the server is now up, but the website isn't 100% restored yet, so you'll have to just make do with this crappy update for a few days :). I'll have all other services up soon...email is back up, but passwords have changed. | |||
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