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 | Feb 13, 2002 |
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Greetings, fellow readers. We have gone without contact for some time, and for that I am truley sorry. In the spirit of Valentine's Day, I would like to offer you a gift. Please click here to see a beautiful love story unfold before you. Don't worry, it's fairly short.
Hmmm.. I suppose thats enough pointless content for now...does anyone even click on the links I post anymore?? Anyhow, I know I mentioned that I was in the middle of overhauling the site, but I've been a little distracted lately so it is currently on hold - big surprise. So things will have to stay as they are for now. Spring is around the corner...and I'm already pumped up for a great summer...this year I actually get my full 3 weeks of holliday time so I will make sure to spend all of it at the lake. Pike Lake 2002 should be a blast as long as the weather holds out, and I expect to see everyone out there who lives in the general area...which reminds me, I never did post pictures from last year's Pike Lake trip. Hmph. Well I'll just add that to the list I suppose. Now where was I? Oh yes, spring. And you know what that means? Yes, thats right, I am having a huge blowout sale on cars this spring with LOW LOW prices, perhaps I will have the first online rblords auction ever...guess we'll see. Other than that, not much new with me (it's been awhile since I last posted something about myself - I just seem to be spitting out mindless dribble and distracting content to keep you occupied). My slut cat is pregnant, so if anyone wants free kittens in the next week or so, you've got my email address. For the longest time I just kept telling myself that she was getting fat...then Dog Pound was like "Dude you have to get your cat fixed so she doesn't get preggers" and I'm all like "WHAT?" and he was like "Dude." Thats it for today....uhhh, oh yeah...a celebrity quote: "Have you seen Tom Jones? He's so cool."- Brad Pitt | |||||
| Feb 08, 2002 |
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...Quick update for the weekend. Check out this new video from the Man Show Boy. Truley another instant-classic :). If that isn't enough, try taking this horrescope game based on the amazing theory of 'colorgenics'. If that doesn't apease you, try swinging by our Discussion Board which has had some recent activity... | |||
| Feb 04, 2002 |
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Ah, hello good rblords readers. This is YC aka the King of Saskatoon dropping by to see what's going on in rblords land. I am stuck in doors lately these evenings, thanks to jack fucking frost and the icy death grip he seems to have on the city. Of course he's only got his spindely fingers wrapped around our city, because in toronto today it was a paultry +12. But enough about that. This past weekend I got the itch to build something, so I went home and finally built some boxes for the subs i've had sitting in my closet since july. One for my car and one for my house. I tell you once you watch movies with a sub you won't want to see one without it again. I am well on my way to my desired home stereo, I have a sweet rotel preamp, power amp, and of course my newly built sub. Now I just need to get together the cash to order the speaker kit, and build the boxes for it and i'll be pissing off my neighbours on a daily basis. Isn't life grand. The warm spell we had prior to this icy cold got me thinking about my car again. I can't wait for spring to roll around so I can pull it out. I only have a couple things I want to work on before spring so I should still have plenty of time to get them done. We'll see if I can scrape up enough spare cash to slap on a nitrous kit this summer and put me deep into the 11's. However I doubt that will happen as I need to save all my money for the next while or i'll never be able to buy a house. I know some of you guys like to play video games at work, so I thought i'd show you this site that is full of cool old games from the 70's. There's some pretty neat stuff in there so give it a look next time your board and your boss isn't looking, unless your clayton, then the rules are different, only half an hour tops for you ;) Well, I can't think of anything else to say, I drew a comic but it will probably have to wait until spitfire puts it up, so who knows when that will be. In spitfire's latest trend I will also leave you with a very important piece of celebrity advice: I PITY DA FOO who don't dial 1-800-COLLECT!!! later, YC - King of Saskatoon | |||
| Feb 03, 2002 |
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Just a quick note - had some disruptions yesterday and the site was down almost all day, so I'm sorry for the downtime, especially those of you who use @rblords mail. ANYHOW, there goes my 120 days of uptime. Tune in tomorrow for an update by none other than the king of Saskatoon himself, YC. | |||
| Jan 30, 2002 |
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Sorry for the wait here....busy working on a new site layout (truthfully). But to keep Doc Razor in order I promised to post the content he sent me a few days back.... The content comes in the form of a song. I would like to draw Unit3's attention to this beautiful piece, as I told him to watch for it awhile back...so here it is. The Song is entitled "Every OS Sucks", by "by 3 Dead Trolls in a Baggie". It's a great geek song for anyone who has been into computers since the 80s (or longer)...or even if you weren't. If you've never heard of a computer then don't bother. Otherwise, have a listen! While I'm here I'd might as well spit out some other useless crap...like this site, and this site. Go on, check them out...you just know that if I link to them, they MUST be interesting. Make sure to scroll down and read all of both pages.... So hang on tight, I'll be back with a bigger, better rblords in no time (ie. months). A note to mrp - I think I've waited a substantial amount of time to see a new update on your site...snap to it! Oh well, _SPACE_ and Unit3 have been updating their sites constantly lately, so go there if you need some more good reading. But for now I'm going to leave you with another great nugget of celebrity advice: "My only complaint about having a father in fashion is that every time I'm about to go to bed with a guy I have to look at my dad's name all over his underwear." | |||
| Jan 28, 2002 |
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Hello everyone, and welcome to the newest installation of the Rblords update (on it's 5th wind, but not yet on it's last leg). There have been a number of developments over the past few weeks that I feel everyone might like to hear about. First off the annual Holocaust, aka Holopalooza 2002 took place last Saturday evening. Appearences from the newly formed Bastard Machine and a special guest appearence from Fuckface with their chart topping hit "Fuck" riled the under aged crowd at Holopalooza. 
Other guests such as the lonely ravers, super sexy lezbian, sheman turntabler, and Jo Jo the turned down-half upset-well bodied stray joined the party. It was not complete with a lot of extremely loud music, tons of loitering and destruction, an out of control smoke machine, and ultimately a visit from the Saskatoon Fire Department (thanks boys). 
With the winter season in Saskatchewan comes the crazy ass freezing cold weather, and with that comes supreme sickness. One of which my body decided not to repel, I have been out of comission for several days because of the flu; many others are also just getting over. All things exciting seem to come to a standstill when old bastard winter comes to town, everyone stays home and falls into a deep depression (This is why I've decided to warm the hearts and souls of those people experiencing the winter blues with a collection of wonderful pictures I've found floating around the Internet). 
With winter in full force, thoughts of summer are becoming very prominent in the minds of friends and family. In the past week I have heard our annual may long weekend Pike Lake extravaganza mentioned on three different occasions. This year everyone has made a non verbal agreement to use absolutely no scruples when in pursuit of members of the opposite sex. This should prove to be a very interesting and successful event for many this year. 
Rblords unofficially heard that Jet D is now attending University to unofficially receive his doctorate in martial arts "single blow" death moves..... unofficially of course. Also joining him is Dog Pound who is attempting to receive a masters in making babies, and trailing behind in the game of education is myself attempting to complete grade twelve before I turn 30. 
As many of you may already know Spitfire has been spending much of his time watching the market for a house where he can begin the next segway of his life as an independant man with an excuse to create offspring and store appliances on the lawn. Recently he has been on the look out for more of a peaceful and remote location like an acreage where he can shoot his guns in the morning without hitting innocent bystandards and let Dog Pound park his acumulation of american muscle cars. 
That concludes this update, stay tuned for more! Have a good week and enjoy.............Toodles! | |||
| Jan 22, 2002 |
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(sigh), well....thank you Audiophile for the enlightening update :) What's this? Updating twice in one week? Thats right! I've got some more Sh!t to shove down your throat, and you're gonna take it like a good reader should! Lets start, for example, with a discussion of just how incredibly cold Saskatchewan can be...well...today was the first day that I actually slapped on my headband to protect my ears from the sharp, icey fingers of this stupid cold winter (okay, its been pretty nice up until now...but still). Interested in a second opinion, I promptly email JayB to ask him exactly what he thought of the weather...his response was a resounding "ITS FUCKING COLD". I concur.
Well those should take you awhile to download, but let me tell you - they're well worth it. There's just something about watching other people endanger their lives that makes you want to laugh a good, hearty laugh. As if you were actually there yourself participating in the magic of these wonderous occasions. Enough to make DP punch himself in the nuts!
Anyhow, since the internet sucks so bad these days (come on! Snap to it, soul_d!), I'm going to make this short and leave you with a little nugget of advice: "In our family, the rule was, never keep a soda can between your legs when you're in the car. My father told us this wicked story about a man who was driving with a can and between his legs and got into a bad car wreck. And pfffttt! He lost his Johnson. To this day, I cannot drive with a can between my legs. And I warn all my friends, too. I say, 'Don't do that man.' And they say, 'Why?' And I say: 'Because you could lose your uh-uh that way. I mean, seriously, man." | ||||||||
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