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	Jan 21, 2003 - Babies - not for eating	Spitfire
	YC expressed his rage with me the other day over the fact that RBlords has been updated far too frequently over the past couple of weeks. I beleive the source of his aggression stemmed from the fact that his update has been pushed far to the bottom of the list, so I guess he'll just have to make another update, possibly far angrier than the first. There has been some important news happening over the past couple days. First and foremost, long-time Rappablords friend The Saint and his wife received the blessing of their first born child last week, named (I hope I got this right) Simon Joshua, born Friday night at around 11:30pm weighing in at 6lbs, 9oz. Congrats to the happy parents, I send a genuine RBlords salute out to you! On a far less serious tone, a long time avid-reader of RBlords has sent in the first of a long series of comics featuring our beloved RBlords mascots. His name is !zebu!, and this is his work. If you need background information on our mascots look here. Also, speaking of babies - the michelin man finally gave first to his first child! Here's the photo. What a spitting image of his father! Have you run out of places to pierce and tattoo your body? Ever though of piercing your legs?? I don't even know what to say about this one except that when Kujo originally sent me these pics, I thought the latter one was of him. But thankfully it's not - SO RELAX! I know you were concerned. But that's all I have for today...keep an eye on the comics section for new releases.

Jan 17, 2003 - Just a quick update...

Spitfire

Holy crap - updates 4 days in a row, that has to be an alltime RBlords record!

Anyhow, just a quick one today. The new 'Paint your own comic' page has been bringing in a flood of comic submissions, but keep them coming! Today's installment is from none other than my arch-rival Unit3 from Demoni.ca so check it out!

Also take a look at the picture on the right before you complain about your job :P. Our take a look at these guys working on the Empire State building, or even even these crazy japanese telemarketers. Yikes!

I've come to the conclusion that the best possible (and most satisfying) job would be the job of a Terminator.

Anyhow, keep sending in your comics and I'll keep posting them... DO IT NOW!!

Jan 16, 2003 - A barrel-full of fun! But not in a donkey kong smashing sort of way...

Spitfire

Well now, it's a cold day in hell when mrp of pwrsrc.net contributes content towards our site, but nevertheless it has happened. mrp has prepared a comic for today's update that is both emotional, and deeply metaphorical. Please, take a moment to have a look. Please try to contain your tears (of joy). And if you'd like to take a stab at making your own comic but you're too lazy to open up MS Paint, click here to use the new 'RBlords Comic Maker'. Just click 'Send' when you're done and the comic will be sent to be for approval.

The Saint contacted me by email a couple days ago to express his conern that the new Dodge super-bike (see Jan 4th Update) looks suspciously similar to another bike he has seen in movies. Could this be the dawning of a new age where light-cycle racing is finally not only possible, but required to settle disputes in our municipal court system? Lets hope so - maybe the price for a trip into space will come down a bit as well. If I could only hold myself back from constantly buying replica space station modules I might have a chance to afford it...

Audiophile sent me this contribution to my "Signs you live in the ghetto" collection. This is actually a picture of one of Blue4130's first BMXs. He found the suspension a little hard, and the bike itself was really hard to manual so he traded it in.

Speaking of Audiophile, he is planning on returning to the bridge city late next week from his month-long vacation in BC. I haven't quite had the heart to tell him yet that DP ransacked his apartment, stole all his furniture, and ate all of his fine aged cheddar. Either way, I beleve he is returning on the 24th so we will be having a get together at the old haunted Sutherland residence to celebrate his return, and to finish off the rest of the booze that was leftover from new years.

I guess it's time to throw out some content now. I came across this picture on the net the other day and thought it was neat. Stare at it for awhile and it'll drive you nuts.

Also, I'm afraid I'm going to have to force you to watch this video because it's hillarious. I can't tell you anything about it because it'll ruin the surprise. Just watch it!.

Also also - you may have noticed the appearance of an 'RBlords Cam' in the menu bar to the left. I plan on setting up a camportal page very soon, but that will come in good time. Thanks to Larmal for the donation of the old EJ cam...

...and that's about it. Back to work for me!

Jan 15, 2003 - YC has a new chariot!

Hey hey, not really much to say, things have been sort of quiet lately. Nice to finally get a few -30 days in, makes you appreciate how nice -20 actually is! Unfortunately I am extremely sick of winter already, and it's only january. Worst of all, no stat holidays until the middle of april. Well, at least there shouldn't be more than another 2.5 months to endure.

To alleviate some of the mid winter depression, and mostly just because of the fact that I really wanted one, I recently bought a new car, a 2001 honda prelude. It's a sweet car, low km, loaded with black leather interior, sunroof, heated seats, etc etc. Nice step up from my old cutlass.

Well, enjoy the cold!

Jan 14, 2003 - Mopar's new super-cycle o' death.

Spitfire

Just a quick update today - it's damn cold outside. -31 this morning, that makes -43 with the windchill. Guess we've had a free ride until now, so I'm not going to complain too much. Good thing spring is just around the corner, right?

I had to throw this picture up in honor of Mopar. Now I may not be the hugest Mopar fanatic in the world (for the record - Mopar fanatics probably hold the record for being the most devoted to their beloved manufacturer) but I do respect the way they tend to ignore all of the normal rules when designing their new concept vehicles - and the fact that they constantly (historically and currently) push the boundries of the automotive market all while being the smallest of the 3 dominating north american manufacturers.

Take a look at this bike (and click on the picture for the article). I mean look at it. 500hp Viper V10 with a seat mounted on top of it. Now thats just fucking rad.

"This four-wheel, single-passenger vehicle has a 500-horsepower Viper V-10 engine powering the dual rear wheels which gives it a potential top speed of nearly 400 miles per hour, "for anyone who wants to test it," says the company. Its 0 to 60 mph time is estimated at 2.5 seconds. "

Who wants the first test drive?...

Jan 09, 2003 - DP is in da house - his OWN house!

Spitfire

Amidst my excitement of writing an articles and posting naked woman-turkies on my site, I completely forgot about DP and his recent adventures. That combined with the numerous threats I have received from the office of DP has lead me to post an update solely about him. Oh, and his adventures.

You see, because of certain unforseeable circumstances in the music buisness (DP blames it on the return of swing music), the pound has been losing major album sales and could therefore no longer afford to maintain his romaine-lettuce eating, fine cheese and bologna devouring lifestyle. As a result he has placed his pad up for sale, and has reloacated himself to an apartment on the eastside. Unfortunately, because of his current financial situation, he was also forced to lay off both of his butlers and all 16 of his chamber maids. His good friend Fredish has been helping him to select the finest, affordable yet delicious imported aged cheeses to fill his new pantry alongside his extensive selection of smoked European meats and deliciously juicy yellow peppers.

At first glance, DP's new lifestyle may not seem all that different that it was previously, minus the new living quarters, but the fact is that this move has really made a big impact in his day-to-day life. In addition to his complaints that his bathroom "does not have a shit stink removal fan" he has also found himself sleeping at night clutching an 8" butcher knife which provides him with a sense of security to replace the 26 armed guards who had to be reluctantly laid off.

"I done miss da goons, yo" DP spouted as RBlords reporters approached the international ultra-kronic rap superstar Saturday afternoon while moving a handful of his Grammy awards into his apartment. "da pound can watch his own back, y'all know what I'm sayin? Still there aint nothin' like the mothafuckin touch o' goons. Straight up.". Amen to that, my friend. Amen to that.

Where can you catch this hard-to-find celebrity who lives above Nordon Drugstore in Saskatoon, SK? Well - you're best bet is probably the studio, where he has been recording his newest album "I done fucked all the bitches". Or possibly if you're lucky you may catch a glimpse of him at the IGA on 8th, argueing with the assistant manager about the outrageous price of honey-roasted peanuts. Oh, or you could always email him.

	Jan 07, 2003 - Get your hands off my turkey, jerky!	Spitfire
	Well now - let me just start by saying there is a great chronicle of the new years party on the new Demoni.ca. There you can find out all the latest gossip about the attendees, and maybe even learn some things you didn't know!?? Now that New Years is well behind us, it's time to move on and accept that the world is yet another year closer to it's eventual anhilation by space aliens. Can we have a moment of silence please? For god's sake won't somebody think of the children? At least think about the Turkey!! ... Mmmm...turkey.... sure beats mastering the piano with your shlong. But then again, that could come in handy! I don't really have much to say today except that I am working on an article - which will be the first RBlords article since April of 2001!! Expect it in the next couple of days...(hey, you have to admit I've been a lot more regular with my updates lately - so give me some credit!).

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