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 | Feb 05, 2003 - Anorexia is Phat! |
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1) That's not right......................................... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?........................ Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP............................................. Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid man................................................ Dum Fuk 5) Small horse................................................ Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?............................. Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table......................... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift........................... Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here................................... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet....................... Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone............................. No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week......... Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight................................... Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile........................ Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive......................... Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great...................................................... Fah Kin Su Pah Now that you are equipped to deal with several situations in Chinese, you're going to have to check out this hot new comic that was posted by !zebu! which features a day in the life of an RBlord. If making comics for Rblords has unlocked your creative side and you starve for more of a challenge, why not check out this site if you dare. The annual Holopalooza bash once again went out with a bang at the infamous Holowaty mansion up on rocker lane. It could be best described as Amphetamine Adrian meets Fatboy Rob vs Demons & Wizards X2. Kudos goes out to to my main niggaz Fuckface who played their FULL unrehearsed set to a crowd of angry booing crackheads. Bastard Machine filled their yearly time slot performing a set of pure rock with a side of extreme volume. After I smoked some bananas I lost track of time for 3 or 4 hours. My only recollection of the events therein are choking on cheese and crackers while Spitfire shoved gummy worms in my ears and nose. After I woke up dazed and confused from the Lysol bread Tyraq and I proceeded to persuade hippy women to declothe themselves and let us take pictures....this of course ending in failure. I shall bid you all farewell and leave you with this inspiring picture. You don't even have to be a computer geek to understand what it's all about. Have a great day and enjoy! 
Toodles! | |||
| Jan 30, 2003 - Horry crap! Now that is how you support your favorite website! |
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Ok, to all you girls out there I'd like you to follow the example of this dedicated rblords fan. Baring your naked breasts is an excellent and effective way to show your support for the website. Keep 'em coming. Oh yes, and of course there is new comic today. | |||
| Jan 29, 2003 - Let's talk about me today... |
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This is crazy! RBlords has, over the past month, exploded into a colossal mass of incoherent regularly-updated ramblings, a surge of new comics, and generally enough mindless drivel to power a Ukranian submarine into the 25th century. I am so impressed!
I do this every year because I find I'm just not motivated to do anything in the latter part of winter, so I'd might as well pay off some bills. It's also a good pre-cursor to camping and partying like mad all summer, which always ends up costing more than I plan! All in good fun though, of course...although every summer it seems as though I've got to buy one more toy for myself. It started 3 years ago with my Supra (which is no more), the next summer it was the boat and the stereo, this past summer it was my house, and this summer I'm going to have to bite the bullet and buy a nice daily-driver. I've got my heart set on a little 1/4 ton truck, but we'll see what fortune brings me. Other plans for the summer? Maybe planting some grass in the backyard, finishing the deck, pooring a sidewalk alongside my house and possibly redoing the padio while I'm at it. This could be interesting as I've never mixed/poured cement before but I hear it's really not all that expensive if you do it yourself, and I do know a couple people who claim to be quite good at it. Of course we can't forget the hot tub party this summer, which mrp has once again suggested he may finally join. This year I have purchased a pool table to set outside ala Drew Carey for some added fun/destruction. And that's about it. If you were looking for some flashy content I guess you're out of luck for today...hmmm, actually you'd better check out this monster chainsaw powered by a harley V-Twin motor! There, that should keep you happy for awhile! PS - Nobody responded to the lyrics quiz I proposed a couple updates back. They were from "Venice is Sinking" by Spirit of the West - if anyone was curious! | |||||
| Jan 27, 2003 - Does anyone even read these stupid titles?!? |
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So....Oakland got stomped last night at Superbowl 37... I guess the streak had to come to an end some time, much to the regret of many Raiders fans out there. C-Hump from Demoni.ca seems thrilled with the outcome, although this opinion is apparently not endorced by the rest of the Wascana gang :P Everybody remember to drop JayB a line today, seeing as how it is his 33rd birthday and all. JayB has been a good friend of mine ever since we realized we shared a similar love for accounting principles while enrolled in CST. Audiophile is back in town, and has submitted a comic so go check in out. I'm sure we will see an update from him in the future. I also have the next installment of !zebu!'s comic saga to post, as well as MANY other comics that have been submitted. Don't worry folks, I'll post them all - it'll just take awhile :). And keep drawing them!! And for all of you folks following the Lord of the Rings, I have some bad news for you. That's it today - I'm sure you didn't want to listen to me blab anyway. G'day! | |||
| Jan 24, 2003 - The old come here to kiss their dead... |
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If somebody can guess where that title quote comes from (without cheating and looking it up on the net), then good for you :P Some good lyrics in that song... Well now, I suppose I forgot to mention it in my last update but Saskatoon (RBlords hometown) has finally been hit my winter. Until recently we were having to import iceblocks from the yukon in order to maintain repairs on our melting igloos. This, as you can imagine, can get incredibly expensive - and caused some people to downright give up and buy a new igloo - such as __SPACE__, who purchased a new one just recently. That's right, she's still alive so go visit her site, and remember to visit it religiously like I do.
Oh, I almost forgot - there is a new comic today. Also tonight is the big party to celebrate the return of Audiophile, hope to see ya'll there. | |||||
| Jan 21, 2003 - Babies - not for eating |
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YC expressed his rage with me the other day over the fact that RBlords has been updated far too frequently over the past couple of weeks. I beleive the source of his aggression stemmed from the fact that his update has been pushed far to the bottom of the list, so I guess he'll just have to make another update, possibly far angrier than the first. There has been some important news happening over the past couple days. First and foremost, long-time Rappablords friend The Saint and his wife received the blessing of their first born child last week, named (I hope I got this right) Simon Joshua, born Friday night at around 11:30pm weighing in at 6lbs, 9oz. Congrats to the happy parents, I send a genuine RBlords salute out to you! On a far less serious tone, a long time avid-reader of RBlords has sent in the first of a long series of comics featuring our beloved RBlords mascots. His name is !zebu!, and this is his work. If you need background information on our mascots look here. Also, speaking of babies - the michelin man finally gave first to his first child! Here's the photo. What a spitting image of his father! Have you run out of places to pierce and tattoo your body? Ever though of piercing your legs?? I don't even know what to say about this one except that when Kujo originally sent me these pics, I thought the latter one was of him. But thankfully it's not - SO RELAX! I know you were concerned. But that's all I have for today...keep an eye on the comics section for new releases. | |||
| Jan 17, 2003 - Just a quick update... |
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Anyhow, keep sending in your comics and I'll keep posting them... DO IT NOW!! | |||||
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