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Apr 02, 2003 - Just a quicky...

Just realized I forgot to include pictures from Sasko's latest anual bash. So here they are. I'm dissapointed to see that there are no pictures of when the party really got busy (too busy) - but I suppose the cameras were probably hidden at this point. Well either way have a look. Oh wait a minute, looks like I DID already post that link. Hmph. Well, guess you get it twice then because I'm not giving up on this update!!!

Other news?? !zebu! is officially taking his beautiful wife and moving to London. Well, temporarily we hope. Guess they decided it had been a couple years, and it was time to tour the world again. Makes sense to me. !zebu! is, afterall, a world renowned artist and will no doubt be received with the attention he knows and deserves. I can only hope that he will continue to submit his fine pieces of comic art to us as he travels abound...perhaps chronicalling his adventures for us lonely plain-dwellers.

Other than that - it snowed like hell today...what's with that? I just plated my motorcycle yesterday and now this happens! Oh well, as long as it clears up for my week off in April I will be ok. I was also informed today that its ok to plant grass (in fact, its encouraged) this early in the season - given the snow clears up - so I'll chalk that up as one of my 'spring cleaning' chores that I have to do...well, except that its not cleaning...per say. But whatever, quit looking at me.

Uhhh.....ok everybody try this game out. I know Kujo will get a kick out of it.

Oh, and a new comic too! Man, check out the majesty!

Apr 01, 2003 - War time in Iraq?? Holla back!

Spitfire

Hello everybody!

I don't have much to say today - except that I'm extremely angered at a $470 gas bill I just got in the mail (I think I'll be phoning about that one) - so I'm just basically going to dump a whole bunch of content to keep you happy - much like what they do on demoni.ca! Who really wants to read about ME anyways?!? Unless of course, the stories include super invincible ninjas - which this week, they do not.

BUT, Dog Pound has provided me (gasp) with the next best thing - and begged and begged for me to put a link up to this movie trailer. I don't think I have to say much - other than it involves ninjas, soccer, and looks very simlilar to Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Thus, it is a dead ringer for the best screenplay nomination in next years DP awards. I usually host these types of clips directly from my site for archival purposes, but since that site seems to stream at zillions of k/sec then I will leave it there.

What about war coverage you ask? Could I possibly have a hilarious picture to make light of an otherwise horrible piece of the current events? Why of course - RBlords always delivers - and I just happen to have here a picture of a patriotic US soldier working hard to defend his country. If you'd like to keep up to date on the happenings of the war, perhaps you'd like to check out the gangsta's version of CNN. Ah yes, good stuff indeed.

Some of you may be happy to know that !zebu! has come to the rescue with a new comic to stop the spree of Ghetto Kitty comics supplied by Sebastien Poncho Paris. So go check it out!

Wow I got such a huge commendation for my link to the Reef Girl competition, that I just thought I'd bring up an interesting fact about those pictures. Take a close look at this one and try to figure out what is so hillarious about it. If you already noticed this on your first look then you are either female, or gay. Of course I noticed the second time through so I'm ok.

Well that's it - think you can choke that down? I'm going back to play UT2K3 for a bit before bed, and I think mrp should seriously consider setting up a dedicated UT2K3 server on his high-speed super-line. . See ya suckers!

P.S. - _SPACE_ is getting slack in her updates again.

Mar 27, 2003 - Isn't spring-time yet??!?

Spitfire

Oh man, I still can't get over that stupid cartoon-shockwave thing in the last update - it's hillarious! If you'd like to see more like that, go to this fuX0red up site. Seriously, some of those animations are beyond my comprehension entirely.

Yesterday I was quoted in the Ottawa Citizen in a piece discussing the success of Pink Floyd's 30 year old album The Dark Side of the Moon. It was part of a post I made to a forum a while back, where I posted under the name 'barlent'. A picture of the article is here since they've pulled it off of canada.com already. Not much of a quote, but hey I was still impressed they used it.

Aha! Springtime is here, and soon us Saskatchewanians will be able to enjoy the 2 weeks of warmth we get each year, before returning to our caves and igloos yet again. Although winter didn't exactly seem to drag on like it did last year (to me, anyways) I'm still looking forward to it. And what better way to celebrate than attending the anual first car show of the year? Well - other than a lesbian sleepover party, I suppose.

I've also taken the week after Easter off - not sure why. Oh wait yeah I do - the combination of hollidays and EDOs that month fall so that I only need to burn up 3 of my actual hollidays to get 10 concecutive days off, so I figured I'd be stupid NOT to take advantage of that. Guess this will be my chance to do some spring cleaning, and maybe polish up the boat a bit in anticipation of those two weeks of warmth I was talking about. Oh, and also maybe plant some grass - weather permitting, of course.

Perhaps, like the girl on the right, I'll even get around to doing some fishing this year. I might finally get a chance to try out my new, 30 year old fish finder. (long bamboo stick).

Well guys - I'm really sorry to do this to you, but I'm afraid since nobody else has drawn me any more comics lately, I'm forced to put up "Part 2" of the "Ghetto Kitty" series. And there are a lot more where those came from too!

Alright....I'm obviously scraping the bottem of the barrel here so I'm going to start randomly throwing up content that has been mailed in to me. For starters, I really think that all of you should take a good look at this flash nice music video that Fredish sent me. It involves lobsters and magnets, how can you resist? And if that really confused you, here's a page of various monkies that Blue4130 sent inclined to send in. He also mentioned something about a survey, and called me a bitch. He sounded like he was in a hurry.

One last thing before I take off - have a look at this picture. Imagine this is the first thing you see as you open your eyes in the morning. Now tell me if this is a bad thing or not? Honestly, I can't seem to decide!

	Mar 25, 2003 - Scream thy last scream!!!	Spitfire
	DON'T DISTURB HIS EATING!!!!

Mar 24, 2003 - Some more cheerful content, given the time...

Spitfire

Alright, lets forget the war for a moment and get some good content rolling. First of all, cudos to our good friend Mr. Sasko for a great party at his place this weekend. There was a HUGE turnout, at one point too many in fact, but other than a broken kitchen table I believe that everything was left in tact. A mess, but in tact. Of course I am going completely by memory, but I hope that is the case. The hot tub was good, the punch was great, and the usual 150 random shooters are always a great source of inspiration. One source tells me there was about $700 worth of boos supplied this year. Once again, cudos to Mr. Sasko, you know you to throw one mean party.

Anyhow, onto the content - which is what you salivating anonymous readers are waiting for anyways.

First let's start off (for the guys out there, and the lezbos) with many hi-res pictures of some very sweet surfer-girl asses from the "Reef Girl" competition. Yeah, take a good look.....now look at this. Ha! Got you! And for your information that last photo was taken at Disneyland, on that dark day last year when the pirates raped and pillaged everyone including those who sought refuge in the Mickey-mouse house! It was indeed a sad event, but I think we all learned a lesson that day. It's morally wrong to hunt and capture wild horny pirates and force them to live under gruelling working conditions eating fresh food and entertaining millions of happy children. Set the pirates free!!

Some of you may have heard of the controversy surrounding an unauthorized Nokia advertisement that was released on the web a few weeks ago. You can read the article here and watch the video here I think YC will really get a kick out of this one.

And for those of you into cars, especially new cars, here are some pictures of the new Mustang concept. Take a close look at those gauges! Not only are they meant to look very similar to the late 60s model mustangs, but they are gear-driven! Interesting stuff.

And of course, what would an update be without a new comic? And the author of this one is none other than the newest edition to the RBlords fanclub, Sabastien Poncho Paris. With a name like that he's sure to fit in just fine.

Aaaaaaaaaand that's about it for today, go entertain yourself by watching some Strongbad Email!

HAHA! TROGDOR STRIKES AGAIN!!

	Mar 20, 2003 - America at War	Spitfire
	Well, I've been meaning to update again since I have this huge pile of content to post, but all I'm thinking about at the moment is the current events. Yeah, war with Iraq - it's on. Let me take this opportunity to express that my opinions on this site obviously do not reflect that of my readers, and certainly not that of any specific group of thought whatsoever. I'm just ranting. Normally I don't pay a lot of attention to the government and what they do, neither in the States or Canada, but I'm finding that more and more as I get older I find more than a passing interest in the subject. First of all I'd like to express how proud I am that Mr. Chretien officially announced a few days ago that Canada will definately not be backing the war without UN consent. I know this was a huge relief to many Canadians (punctuated by the standing ovation our prime minister received after making his speech), but I think there is so much more to be proud of than the fact that we've declined to back the war. I'm not stated that the war on Iraq in ill-conceived, nor am I suggesting the alternative, but I do however maintain that Canada's involvement in this war should be kept to a minimum. Why? To put it crudely - the US doesn't need our help, and this is not our war. As usual our peace keeping forces will be sent in after they have bombed the country to pieces so that we can do what we have consistanly demonstrated we can do best - keep peace, and pick up the pieces of what the Americans leave behind. No sarcasm intended. As the diplomatic custodians we have become this only seems fitting, but the point here is that our government has actually turned down the request to help our big brother in the south. This is indeed very big news - and once again I do not mean to cheer nor berate the decision, I just wanted to mention that this is a significant change in our pattern with dealing with our southern neighbors. Of course this time there was an excuse - we can hide behind an angry UN. As for the war itself - I am certainly not qualified to comment. Despite honorable efforts by the US public (the last I heard 53% of the polled population were AGAINST war with iraq) the call to war has still been made regardless. And as I puzzle over how this can happen while boasting a quasi-democratic society (I admit true democracy is about as practically feasible as communism if attempted in its purist form) I have to pause and wonder how many of these American citizens (or Canadian citizens for that matter) have any real idea of what war is about. Stragely enough this thought came to me when I happened to come across a quote from actor/comedian Chris Rock. He was stating something along the lines of "I don't think any single American, unless having been directly involved in some form of military force during a war, have any inclination of what war is all about". After the events of 9/11, news anchors roared about the event being the first attack on American soil since the bombing of pearl harbor. Compare this for a moment to a country like Iraq, or almost any other country for that matter (other than us Canadians, who are in the same boat) where innocent civilians have actually had to suffer the consequences of being at war, whether being part of the military or not. How is the average American effected by these wars over seas? Their gas prices might go up, but so will their RRSPs - and once it is all said and done, we'll see a great economy boom of a proportion that can only be acheived by such mass patriotic warfare. A sad state of affairs, but did this really have to happen? 53% of the American public say no, and this should say something considering their past attitudes towards confrontations such as the Gulf war (when 60% of polled Americans were in support of the war). But either way we all have the option of sitting back and watching the score from the comfort of our livingroom. Indeed, my heart goes out to any innocent victims who will likely die as part of this attack on Iraq, despite the fact that over 90% of them would rather see Saddam removed than face the american onslaught. Let's hope they find Saddam and then get out of there.

	Mar 12, 2003 - Yay for Pink Floyd cover bands!	Spitfire
	Ok - this post is a day late, but I'm afraid that after receiving my new video card I became infatuated with Grand Theft Auto 3 which ended up completely dominating most of my weekend plans, as well as last night. Damnit, I'm hooked! Anyhow, the reason I wanted to update last night was to talk a bit about a show I went to on Monday night. If you're a Pink Floyd junkie like myself, or even if you listen to your local rock station regularily you no doubt already knew that this month is the 30th aniversery of their classic masterpiece "Dark Side of the Moon". On monday I attended a Floyd tribute band calling themselves Outside the Wall who performed the entire album in its entirety in front of a completely packed bar (I arrived almost an hour early and still had to stand for the whole show - keep in mind this was an 11:00 show on a MONDAY night). Needless to say I had my doubts about how good of a reproduction they could pull off of one of the greatest selling albums of all time, but considering the band claims to have over 100 YEARS of experience between them, I was certainly hopeful. And they did not let me down! Considering the material they were trying to play (most of these songs were performed with multiple backup vocalists, saxaphone players, and a lot of mixing in the studio) they did an excellent job of bringing it to the stage...and with a pretty good light show to boot. And after the main show, they continued with a production of almost the entire Wish You Were Here album, followed by some pieces from The Wall. What I enjoyed most about the performance is how they were attempting to play everything note-for-note exactly how it was on the album, not adding their own improvisations like some other bands do. So what am I getting at? If you have the chance to see these guys, and you really like pre-80s Floyd, then you've GOT to check them out! They are a Saskatchewan band, so Unit3 should even be able to catch them at some point. They are also playing here again on the 28th and 29th. Good stuff! Anyhow, to fullfill my 'clickable-content' quota for this update, I'll let Kujo fill us in: Ever had those nasty nose hairs?? Practice pulling them here For the homey in all of us here is a site that has everything. More preachers need to be like this. That's all for now, I'll be giving you a couple of these a week to keep Rblords kicking DEMONI.CA right in the bawlz. Thanks Kujo, I'm always up for kicking anyone in the Bawlz, but only if it's spelled that way!

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