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	Jan 09, 2004 - What a great idea!	Spitfire
	Just a quick update....I HAD to post this news story! All I can say is - damn, smart girls :-)

	Jan 08, 2004 - New Years photos & D Mans birthday	Spitfire
	Just a quick update to let everybody know that the new years pictures are up (at least some of them) - just go here. Also, I forgot to make an update wishing soul_d a happy birthday and Ukranian christmas because I was too busy attending a bikini-contest with him at the dirtydrive. It's all good! So to keep you entertained, check out the new comic today. We are taking a breif break from the neverending Protein-Man series, but don't worry - there will be more!

Jan 06, 2004 - It's a new year!

Spitfire

Ok, I have been served with an order from the supreme court to never mention fat chicks on my site again, EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T! Stupid Supreme court.

This is one of the better ass cracks out there!

Anyhow, although I am writing this update on the 6th, I am writing it for the 7th - which is Soul_D's birthday! I'm not sure what is going on yet, but I'm sure that it will involve bikinis, and I will be there. This also might happen if we're not careful!

Anyhow, the new year is here - finally. I tell you, I was getting sick and tired of 2003 and I'm glad to see it go! Why? I can't remember, but I think its because of something Steven did. The Dog Pound-free new years party went over really well, except that it wasn't 100% DogPound-free because he phoned in the middle of it! Oh well its all good, I tried to pour him a vodka special over the phone and, well, I need a new phone.

I wish I had some pictures ready to post but I don't - your best bet is probably to watch Red Bandana's site for some pictures. Thanks to her and Julianne for the 300 jello shooters, and thanks to Coz for the bar mix! Oh yeah and cudos to Jeff for showing up and being awesome.

Everybody check out Dog Pound's birthday pictures at his site, or better yet look here to view them in the RBlords Gallery. W00t!

And thats about it for today - keep checking back because I will eventually link to some pictures from new years....or maybe I'll even scan and post some myself....hey it could happen! Oh yeah, and check out the webcam below, I found that in a bunch of the hot tub photos which didn't make the original 'cut'. Shit does that Rachel ever get around!

Dec 29, 2003 - FAT CHICKS RULE

Spitfire

First of all...

GEORGE TAKAI DOES NOT KNOW WHAT I DID LAST SUMMER!!

Second of all, I hope you all remember to attend my super awesome Dog Pound-free new years party this Wednesday night. Now, you can truley let loose and show the world how crazy you really are without the pressure of having to act nice around Steven (This was the #1 complaint from last year). ALSO - although this year is 100% cocaine-free, mention my website and you will possibly receive a mini pitcher filled with some sort of alchohol-based substance and a complementary jello shooter. All I can say, is PLEASE bring mix because we are going to be short!

Alright...now that I've spread the good news, I'd like to point out that I love beautiful women. I don't know what it is about beautiful women, but they're just hot. However, I do have a somewhat different taste in women than do many of my friends. Nothing too out of the ordinary, but while many guys are fantasizing about Lucy Lui, Cameron Diaz, Christina Aguilera, etc....I prefer my fantasy women with a little more meat on them. No, I'm not in love with fat chicks....at least not really fat chicks :). I prefer to keep my eyes on more curvy full-figured women like Drew Barrymore, Kate Winslet, and Jennifer Lopez (ok, J-Lo). Although these girls are by no means fat, they have enough meat to give them some seriously sexy curves. Why am I bringing this up all of a sudden? Well I somehow came across this webpage praising 'big women'. I'm glad to see he uses Kate as an example of a perfect shaped woman :)

Seriously though, I don't agree with 100% of what this guy is saying, but I thought it was interesting how he credits the typically homosexual-dominated fashion industry for the showcasing of very thin, boyish figured young looking women.

Maybe he's onto something there? I also thought it was interesting about how you always see these women posing at uncomfortable looking angles, to create the illusion that they have femine curves. This could definately explain why so many female pop celebrities look much better in photo shoots and videos than they do in 'surprise' public shots....there are a few exceptions of course. However - when you look back at how long this trend has been around, it really hasn't been that long. Throughout the 30s, 40s and 50s full-figured healthy looking curvy women were considered the most attractive - I guess I just have to wait for the trend to come around again!

Anyhow...gotta run out and eat. So feast your eyes on the next installment of Protein Man....that should keep you busy for awhile.

Dec 23, 2003 - Merry X-Mas!?

Spitfire

Almost Christmas....has everyone got their shopping done? For the first time ever I think I'm actually done shopping BEFORE christmas eve. Now I can just sit back and wait to celebrate the big J's birthday. I've decided, based on other recent birthday traditions, that on the 25th I should down 5 mini-pitchers of holy water.

Aaaanyhow, Dog Pound's bday bash last weekend went really well! I managed to meet my previous record of 5 minipitchers, unfortunately drinking 3 rum&coke's before the bar prevented me from breaking the record....but it was good times besides! Since I don't really have any pictures of the night myself, I've included a picture of Greg Prediger taking a leak in somebody's gastank the next morning after he woke up on somebody's lawn hungover. The funny thing is, he wasn't even at the party. Good times!

I do remember giving Shea Adonis a hard time about drawing some additional comics for the website, and he actually did! In fact I have two of them now, and let me tell you - they are gold material. I'll post the first one today so check it out!

For those of you who like to see large military vehicles crashing (Dog Pound) - here's what happens when your helicopter doesn't quite make the landing on the aircraft carrier. Youch...

Oh well, Merry Christmas and all that stuff if I don't update before then....have a good one. Afterwards make sure to rest up for the big New Years party at my place. For a look at how crazy it *could* be, have a look at the update from last year...w00t!

	Dec 18, 2003 - Too many updates in one month!	Spitfire
	Well, Dog Pound's birthday is coming up, and if there is one birthday you are going to remember this year it is going to be his (thats a fact). Soul_d has even prepared a special flash video for the occasion so have a look - all the details are there. And if you would like to see a breif sample of what will be happening on Saturday, take a look at this comic drawn by none other than Unit3. And last but not least - please visit this webpage for some hilarious xmas flash adventures. DO IT. And don't let the cute faces fool you, they are really horribly evil little tree animals. I guess that's it...for those who don't already know, I will be hosting a New Years bash this year. There will be some special guests attending, including Kujo from the wintery lands of Morinville, and myself. What else could you ask for? Unfortunately Dog Pound won't be making it this year, but that just means we will have to destroy him this Saturday. I believe our friend redbandana ha agreed to make a few jello shooters for the party, while I am promising to be serving some Vodka-special minipitchers to all those you want some. JayB has also promised to beat the crap outta some guy at the party that he doesn't know....so if you don't know JayB.... COME ON DOWN!! Aight!

	Dec 15, 2003 - My friend Barb is one double-bacon genious burger	Spitfire
	Ok, this is it. I have found the webpage of all webpages! Where other sites are bloated with limitless verbal backwash, sunken amidst confusing clickables and doubiously dapper do-dads, this webpage that I have found excels where the others have so gloriously failed. Just think about compressing all of the knowledge of this planet into less than a quarter of a page of regular sized scrawl; then pluck from it the one useful fragment of wisdom which outshines all of the rest, the one nugget of information which sums it ALL up....then place it on the web for all to see.... I bring you, my loyal readers, to the last webpage you will ever need to visit. Yep, thats it. And with that I'd might as well retire my own webpage, for I can no longer be certain that I maintain the most rockingest webpage in the world. And yet I will not, if for no other reason than to express my utter contempt and jealousy towards the creator of this dot com masterpiece. A pox on his family and all who dwell beneath his roof, I don't care if he lives in a church. Well...that was pretty much all I wanted to update about. If you'd like something to read - especially you fellow geeks, check out this article about a technology IBM is developing using self-assembling micro-processors. Interesting stuff! Now go play this addicting helicopter game. My high score is 2132 - beat it! And thats it, no pictures or videos....somebody draw a comic!

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