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May 18, 2004 - May Long Weekend Announcement

Well....its been awhile, but I am forced to make an update for the sake of the May long weekend.

Since only 6 people voted in the forums, and nobody suggested a different location - it is going to be Pike Lake. I hope everyone can make it out this year, even though I just heard that YC is ditching this year! Nevertheless, it promises to be a great time - at the lake that started it all, 9 years ago this weekend - Pike Lake.

Hey, remember that site that was leeching from me which I mentioned in the last update? Have a look now that I've changed the picture on my server. Serves them right. And if you think that creative piece of art is racist, then you obviously don't get the joke. and I didn't draw it either, it was a 'forgotten' comic submission.

For all those trekkies out there, here's an apartment you might want to look into - and for the low low rate of $1'000'000. (See picture to the left).

For all the rest of you guys who like BOOBS, here's a link for you.

And thats it - come to Pike Lake, have a good time - see you out there (And I'll try to take some pictures this time, at the request of The Saint). I'll leave you with a great pirate joke...

A pirate with a steering wheel shoved in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender says to the pirate, Do you know you have a steering wheel shoved in your pants? The pirate says, ARRRRRRRRRR it's drivin me nuts.

boooo....

	May 06, 2004 - Finally RBlords has made it big time	Spitfire
	Man, I've gotta say - I've been trying for years to get noticed by the likes of Heldvandeweek.nl and sexy-tipp.ch - and I've finally done it! You will notice that the first link is actually loading that picture directly FROM my server....the second link, along with many others have realized that I have an open directory of playboy playmates on my server. Apparently this is qutie interesting as I have also attracted the attention of such reputable sites as DirtyDutch.com, WhatBoysWant.com, PlanetFatty.com, Hosternokke.nl and LegHumper.com. This is just the beginning of a list of over 50 sites linking directly to sexy pictures from previous updates. So....now that I have all this think of a way to exploit this newfound power.....stay tuned... But anyhow, that wasn't really the point of this update. I have two things to discuss. First is the significance of this comic. Second, is May Long weekend 2K4. Thats right, its only a couple of week away and we haven't officially decided where it is going to be. So in the interest of democracy - we are going to make a poll of it in the forums - so check it out. Thats all!

	May 03, 2004 - Uptime, Downtime, lets all do some jailtime	Spitfire
	Well - it has now been a full week since Dog Pound destroyed the RBlords server. Damn, give a guy a hammer and a free bus ticket to Regina and all hell breaks lose! Anyhow, by the time you read this, RBlords and all associated webpages should be back online. I'm having some issues with ftp right now, so before you write in to complain (Sasko) give me a day to look it over. It's been a busy past week, and looks to be an even busier summer - but thats all good. I mean, its alright to be busy as long as you're busy being awesome!? Unit3 has moved to town, soon to be followed by his trophy girlfriend who will also be posing nude on Blue4130's site in the near future - so watch for that. Also, don't tell her, or Unit3 - because I don't think they know yet. Last thursday I attended my 2nd annual Texas Mickey party with some guys from work, to celebrate the regular season hockey draft. Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of great stories to tell this year because I was done and in 'bed' by 10:00 - but it sounds there were a few good times to be had - like Rat getting an atomic wedgie (we actually got his boxers OVER his head!), Scott getting half of his shirt ripped off, Colin breaking into somebody's house and spending the night on their couch only to realize in the morning he had no idea whose house it was - and Arron losing his cell-phone, then finding out it was left in some guys back yard, not even close to where he thought he was that night. Not quite the gong show it was last year - but still a gong show nonetheless. There is a new comic today if you're interested. Otherwise, I'm going to get working on fixing the remaining quirks on the server. In the meantime, if anyone wants to buy a 1979 Dodge D-50 truck with no motor (but 3 motors/trannys in the back) for $60 - come and get it. Or, perhaps a 1974 Monaco is more your taste?? Only $200! Think about it!

	Apr 13, 2004 - Quick Update	Spitfire
	Hmmmm....well I started to write this breif update to let everyone know that the server might experience some downtime this week due to a physical move....but it seems now that it won't become an issue until mid-May so we'll worry about it then. In other news - I'm on vacation, which is why I haven't updated lately. And today is no exception. Dog Pound got hitched - so go spend your time reading his mushy girl news Here's a new comic. Razor will notice that I DID add him to the links in the left side-bar. Fuck, I'm such a nice guy. And that's it!

	Mar 23, 2004 - Razor made me do it	Spitfire
	Well - hell has officially frozen over. Dr. Razor has actually updated his page! It seems that, seeing as how he can not actually afford to purchase fang island, he will instead be hosting weekly online gaming matches. So you'd better start downloading now, because the game changes every week. I joined in the UT 2K4 match last thursday which was a blast - even though it was only the demo. In fact it inspired me to download the full game via bit torrent just the other night. 3.6Gigs downloaded in 2 hours - thats gotta be a new record. I have to say that this announcement certainly makes me happy. Dual-layer Dvd-burners - looks like they'll be released far before I expected to see them on the market. Exciting stuff! Here's an interesting read for those of you who are interested - its an online journal, of sorts, with pictures written by a girl who regularily rides her motorcycle through the chernobyl meltdown site. Want to see pictures of a city completely frozen in time? It's a very interesting read despite the broken english - have a read. I'm sure Blue4130 will get a kick out of it. Last for today - another comic drawn by (in Razor's words) "some 3 year old who somehow managed to randomly bang on a keyboard in the correct sequence". Well, you may find 'correct sequence' to be a subjective term after viewer this wonderful piece of art. Hahahaha oooooooh, I'm just kidding soul_d! In fact, many will be surprised to know that this comic is based 100% on true events which occurred this past weekend! Thats it - I'm signing the hell off!

Mar 17, 2004 - Chinese Deloreans

Spitfire

Ahhh, you can tell its spring with the RBlords updates start to dry up! I'm not even going to apologize because in all honesty - I'm not sorry! It's spring, there are better things to do than update stupid webpages! Whoooo!

For the first time in months I sat down and got caught up on all of the blogs (which really made me realize how many there are now). Holy crap, and soul_d wonders why I never read his webpage....it's just become impossible to read them all so for the most part....I just don't. No offense to any of you guys, I really don't expect you to read this one either - but I know you all will, because you know that on RBlords you have the best chance of seeing boobs. But not today! Ha!

However, I do believe it is my prerogative (yes, thats spelled right - can you believe it?) to state that I am not infected with this rediculous Dog Pound disease that everyone is talking about. In all my years knowing this man I have never felt anything but utter contempt for him, and everything he represents. I do, however, believe I understand where this misconception is erupting from - I believe that perhaps b_pink and audiophile are merely buttering up the Pound in order to steal his Gamecube and rent money. That is the only conclusion I have been able to reach to explain this utterly confusing phenomenon.

Well, now that I've said what is on my mind - here's more! Last night I saw the 'controversial' movie "The Passion of Christ". I really didn't know what to expect walking into the movie, considering every review I read about the movie either gave it half a star, or 5 stars.

I went with a friend from work who is a dedicated church-goer, and it was through him that I realized 80% of the theatre were also of this breed. How do I know? Well on the way into the theatre, and on the way out afterwards, almost every single person stopped to talk to him about the movie. The entire youth group from his church was even there!

Anyhow, that aside - the movie was great. Really, it was....in fact I walked out of the theatre dumbfounded as to how anyone could give a movie of this callibre half a star? Gibson did well to stick to the story without over-glorifying the plot as he often does in his epic-length films.

The movie follows Jesus through the last, most gruesome days of his life. As you have no doubt already heard, it is incredibly gory in parts - but not just for the sake of shock value. I could tell that many people in the theatre had a very hard time with some of the imagery, which is understandable - I can't say it was easy to watch myself. Unless you have a serious problem with watching a movie based on the bible, go out and watch this for yourself - it's a good show.

Next on the plate - there has been some discussion lately about the date of the August hot tub party this year. It appears that many people need to know ahead of time to book time off, so I guess we'd might as well figure it out, even though its a loong way away yet (I'm still waiting for someone to volunteer to have a SPRING hot tub party!).

Anyhow, hit the forums to cast your vote on the final date! Also, check back in the next few weeks as there will also be a vote for the location of the May Long weekend trip this year. One vote at a time!

Well that's all of the relavant content. You might want to check out today's comic...

Oh - and one other thing - webmail is still broken. Why? Because I've been too busy to fix it. Sorry! I promise I will take a look at it - give me another week.

	Mar 05, 2004 - Webmail broken	Spitfire
	Just a quick update for some quick news.... For those of you who have used the RBlords Webmail client, it is currently offline (as you probably already know). Basilix is broken - I can't figure out why, or what broke it, but I think its time for a new program anyhow. Give me a day or two and I'll get something running. That was the news....wow hey? Here, have a Protein Man comic to tide you over....

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