Damn this is an article from none other than the original
Audiophile...
Yeah
that's right I'm back online and smoking up the phone lines with 56K of
pure
bitch slappin bandwidth with extra mac sauce please. So I'm out driving
around in ma bitch boat, I decided to drive by Spitfire's place and I see
him installing yet another woofer in his fast little Dim Sum wagon. So I'm
thinking... what the fuck, they don't call me Audiophile for nothing. So
we
hook this woofer up to his stereo and I'm thinking... Did someone just
stick
thier dink in my ass and yell "I'm a single mother supersized with a side
of
children" or does his stereo have less bass with 2 woofers than with 1. So
I'm thinking.. Damn nigga you hooked the woofers out of phase and you have
some big time mutha fukin cancellation going on. The great philosopher
Soul
D one said that if you hook a set of speakers out of phase with one and
other they will cancel each other out and create a serene peaceful
atmosphere in which you can listen to Spice 1 and masturbate to the
beautiful harmonization of 4 niggaz on dope. Well Soul D was mutha
fucking
wrong... except for the Spice 1 thing. So we hooked that woofer back into
phase and I shit ma pants from the bass. B-B-B-B-B-B BASS