Dave Callele

- The evil genius. Listening to this man just further iterates how dumb you actually are....

Hobbies: Driving his mini-van, Re-writing Quake 3 engines, Technical Communications, Manipulating memory registers with assembler.

Things you should know: Dave is a genius, but he is also evil. He will tend to complain about how many assignments he has to mark, and what lecture he has to do, or what language he has to re-write the unreal engine in, but he is plotting something sinister...oh yes he is...

Super Powers: TCOM Eye Exploder, and Sonic-Complain

Arch-Nemesis: MicroSoft, which includes an unshakable desire to see Bill Gates broke and dead (Yikes) he has to be evil