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Jay B and I go back a very long way, long before the days of CST and
the
advent of today's modern techie wasteland known as the 'internet'. We were
both BBS junkies from back in the time when the best games out were
the BBS games "Studs"
and "The Pit", and North Village was the place to get pr0n, if you knew
the password "freon". Of course these glorious days are long gone and we
are both forced to express ourselves through our webpages. This interview
with Jay B really encases the true person he is. S: Thanks for coming out Jay, why don't you tell me a bit about your website, ExtremeJerks and how it is to work with Larmal, your associate J: No problem man. ExtremeJerks is all about keeping it real, mackin', Black Cats, and bitching about anything and everything. As for Larmal, we all know he's not really gay, but we've bugged him so long about it that he's actually starting to act that way. Scary, really... S: I see. Since EJ made its transfer onto the Bla-Bla network, many people have accused Larmal and yourself of being 'Sell-Outs'. How do you feel about these acusations? J: They are very, very true. We have 'sold out' and I couldn't be more ashamed of it. In fact, I have no idea why people even come to our site anymore. I mean, it takes half an hour just to load the first page. The only reason we have to have the stupid front page is because we can't figure out how auto-load a main php page, so it has to be in html, you know how it is... S: Actually its quite easy to do... J: Hey! I don't come over to where you work and slap the dick outta your mouth! S: True enough. Do you have any hobbies or favorite pasttimes besides upkeep of EJ? J: I like to masturbate to pictures of little boys and take advantage of my dog S: ??? Are you kidding? J: no. I am not. For the first time in my life I am finally coming to terms with my flaming homosexuality and beastialic tendancies. I urge all readers of EJ to forget about our site as the content is ill-natured, inapropriate and just all around bad. Please forgive me for creating such an abomination of meaningless waste. S: I will forgive you but only if you acknowledge that Rappablords is and always will be king J: Rappablords is king. EVERYBODY LISTEN UP, THE EJ <-> RAPPABLORDS WAR IS OVER. I hereby submit our surrender S: Are you sure you want to do that? I mean, I must say this is a little unexpected and quite frankly, people may think this is just a joke I made up for my own personal gain J: No no no, it's nothing like that. This has been coming for a long time. I recognize your superior webmastering abilities and the fact that rappablords is an all-around better site. You should be proud S: I am J: ... S: Hey, what are you doing? Get your hands off of my crotch |