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1. full name: Mackfrenzy
2. date of birth: June 18, 1979
4. hair color? I dunno, brown?
5. eye color? Blue
6. height: 5'9?
7. weight: 315 Mother Fucking Tree Tipping Campground Fence
Opening
Pounds
8. favorite toothpaste? Sand
9. where do you live?: I'm an official liscenced nomad
10. school?: yes?
11. sibs: 3 Brother's 2 Sister's
12. nickname: Audiophile, Tubby, Tits, Pedophile
13. bf/gf?: I thought maybe, but I guess not
14. close friends:Dog Pound and anyone else with a fucking nice
car
15. funniest person you know? ME FUCK
16. favorite shampoo/ conditioner? Whale Fat
17. favorite perfume/cologne: FUCK CK, I'm the reason people
invented
calogne, my own fucking stench is my weapon
18. do you make fun of people? Yes, but only the bad ones
19. whats your dream car? A Mustang II or a chopped caddy
20. piercings: 3 bullet wounds and a spear through the leg
21. favorite ice cream: Cheesecake
22. favorite soda: Anything with fizz
23. when is your bedtime? Whenever she wants to hit the hay
24. favorite book: How to make love all night and drive a woman
wild.
25. have you ever broken a bone? Yes, Dog Pound's leg
26. ever cheated on a test? No
27. do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in love at
first bite
28. do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic or blah
romantic? I'm a
helpless pennyless romantic
29. are you into PDAS? It's PDF and yes it's a good format
30. pool or hot tubs? Hot Tub
31. thunderstorms- exciting or deadly? High in Cholesterol
32. tall or short? Tall or short with booty to spare
33. when was the last time you took a shower? About an hour
ago
34. do you have aol? I don't even have a cpu
35. best feeling in the world: Shooting Someone
36. worst feeling in the world: Being Shot, and Shot down by a
woman
37. if you could change one thing about the past what would it
be? I fucking
wouldn't have eaten that brick of butter that put me over the top
38. do you have braces? Does a training bra count?
39. if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it
be? I want
the appetite of a rabbit
40. who is your role model? Jay Leno
41. favorite fast food restaurant: McDonalds
42. least favorite fast food place: Wendy's
43. where did you go to elementary school? This should explain
my
nomadness.. Alvin Buckwold, Hugh Cairns, Kamsack Elementary, Lakeview
Elementary, Massey Elementary and prolly a couple more that I can't think
of.
44. what is your most humiliating moment? Last Saturday (Canada
Day)
45. guys, with or without hats? Women with booootaaaay
46. favorite soundtrack: Kingpin
47. 1st thought when you wake up in the morning: SHIT, in the
dream I was a
fucking stud, what happened?
48. where do you see yourself in 10 years? Hair Club for
Men
49. what religion are you? AXL ROSE IS MY GOD
50. favorite number(s)? 7
51. do you like the phone or computer better? Phone if I'm
comfortable
talking to that person
52. ever had an online relationship? no
53. when was the last party you went to? Douglas Lake Yesterday
I guess
54. when was the best party ever? Fight Club in January
55. most romantic thing ever done for you: Nothing
56. high school nicknames: Bear, Tits, The Wall.... FUCKING
STUD
57. boxers or briefs: Boxers
58. favorite teacher: Dave Seamer
59. least favorite teacher: Mrs Goodfreind was a fucking mean
ho.
60. favorite web site: rblords.com
61. do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No
62. 1 pillow or 2? 2 pillows or 4 titties
63. is the glass half empty or half full? let's just say
halfway
64. pets/names: Penis/Mr. Cock
65. do you get along with your parents? I get along with my
parent
66. job:No
67. hobbies: Stereos, Cars (even though I'm carless) and
booty
68. best advice ever given: Grab booty no matter what age it
is, it will
always be rewarding
69. words/phrases you use to much: whatever, will you be my
friend.. I have
money, I like your ass/boobs
70. coolest experience(s): I had many a cool experience in my
rented Malibu
71. scariest experience(s): moving out with a dream
73. favorite summer activity: Driving around, Having Sweet
Campground Sex
74. have you ever gone skinny dipping?: No
75. fave amusement park ride: The Scrambler has all the honey's
on it
76. special skills or talents: I can spell my own name I
think
77. ever feel like you want to move out from your parents and live on
your
own: gee....I think maybe yes
78. characteristics you look for in a boy/girl:a nice
person...with an ass
and boobs
79. favorite food: perogies, burgers and pizza is good
80. least favorite food: Sour Kraut
81. favorite vacation: The time I went to the titty squeezer
bar
82. favorite subject: Dallas's Anaconda
83. ever wonder why men have nipples?Men have nipples?
84. favorite movies: Strange Brew
85. favorite part of your face: The women actually say it's the
tongue, does
that count?
86. favorite tv shows: TV SUX
87. do you feel comfortable totally naked? If I am injected
with 500 cc's of
Valium yes
88. favorite music: I hate that question
89. if you were stranded on a desert island and had food and water and
other
basic necessities, what two things would you bring along: A plane full of
friends, and a plane full of bootyful women
90. favorite animals: Cats
91. what are you most afraid of?: Spitfire discontinuing our
pleasure
sessions
92. favorite day of the week: Friday
93. have you ever had a near death experience?: I got in
Dallas's car and I
thought it was really on fire when he went fast
95. favorite things to wear: Clothes that actually fit are a
plus
96. what part of yourself are you most self-conscious of?: Fuck
your just
asking for another sob story if you ask any more fat people that queston you
dumbass survey. My fucking lard is quite a hinderance.
97. favorite part of the newspaper: When it creates heat by
burning it
98. would you rather do a math problem or write a
poem?:Poem
99. sex before or after marriage: sex before, during, and
after
100. pro-life or pro-choice: Pro-creation
101. ever tried drugs: Yes
102. do you drink?: Yes
103. ever had your heart broken?: Yes
104. are you happy with the way things are going right now in your
life?
FUCK NO
105. favorite jelly belly flavor: Grape
106. what is the most important thing in your
life?: Happiness
107. dominant hand: Left
108. favorite color?: Black
110. parents' names?: Darrly & Marcella
111. what do you want to be?: A porn star
112. how many kids do you want to have? I want to spread my
seed to all the
fine ladies that are willing.
113. when do you want to get married? (shrug)
114. if you could meet one famous person, who would it
be? Famous people
don't do much for me
115. say one nice thing about the person that sent this thing to
you: Fuck
no one sent this to me, I had to get it myslef... FUCK YOU ALL
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